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12-16-2001, 03:19 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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Top Ten Uses for ADULT.COM Clock...
10. Glue to outside of rice-mobile and label it to meter RPM's.
9. Use two of them to make a "time-bikini". 8. Take it to restuarants. Use tape to mark when you sat down, placed your order, etc. 7. Use markers on it to map out your dialer minutes. 6. Take it apart and use as hockey puck. 5. Use the ticking sound to hypnotize yourself. 4. Take it apart and glue it to a gold chain -- wear it around your neck like Run DMC. 3. Add numbers to it, if you really want to tell time. 2. Use it to build a time machine. 1. Place it between a gun and your ear so police can estimate time of death  [This message has been edited by TheFLY (edited 12-16-2001).] |
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12-16-2001, 06:02 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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; ) good shit
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12-16-2001, 06:58 PM
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ya gotta pic of the clock
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12-16-2001, 09:23 PM
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Location: Oregun
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12-16-2001, 09:49 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Still lost
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That clock SUCKS!!
Its like 11 oclock now and the click says 1:30!!  |
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12-16-2001, 09:51 PM
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Location: Oregun
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It's 1:30 in Oregon
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12-16-2001, 10:06 PM
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Ok hmm what can we do with that clock?
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12-16-2001, 10:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Seattle, WA, USA
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How the hell do you set this thing. I don't see anything to set the time and the time is way off. Not sure what good it does if the time is wrong.
I am trying to figure out why the thing weighs so much too for how small it is. I am debating taking it apart but don't see how. Maybe a nice big rock will do. At least I got a free battery. I will be using that in my remote control for the tv, because the battery in that died  Do you think we can send it back for cash? Or how about Ebay? I bet I could make a fortune off of it. |
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12-16-2001, 10:46 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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12-16-2001, 10:50 PM
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I would like to try eating soup out of it.
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12-16-2001, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 665
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I am going to turn mine into a hidden spy cam!
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