What name would you not name your child? - GoFuckYourself.com

fl_prn_str · 03-09-2005, 03:15 PM

Outside of ?Entertainer? (ex, Diamond, Lexus) or ?Celebrity? (ex, Moon Unit, Rumer Glenn) names what name would you NOT give your kid and why?

flashfire · 03-09-2005, 03:15 PM

Blanch---sounds like an old lady

TORTOISE · 03-09-2005, 03:18 PM

Paris.....for a number of reasons

MARAKAS · 03-09-2005, 03:19 PM

seven or soda

Rorschach · 03-09-2005, 03:19 PM

Sharonda

TORTOISE · 03-09-2005, 03:20 PM

l wouldnt call my son Robin if my surname was Banks

fl_prn_str · 03-09-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TORTOISE

Paris.....for a number of reasons

ha ha....but alas that is a celeb name.....I am trying to draw out the ordinary names....that you may had problems with as a child....an old flame.....

Mine is Kimberly or Heather....both beautiful names.....just the memories of them......lets just say I won?t go on.

beemk · 03-09-2005, 03:24 PM

gaylord focker

bopha · 03-09-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARAKAS

seven or soda

You slay me

I would not name my child after a state or other location.

Dakota, Dallas, Austin...

That is redneck.

spideriux · 03-09-2005, 03:27 PM

Joseph

BuggyG · 03-09-2005, 03:28 PM

Lucious
Amber
Lilie

xlogger · 03-09-2005, 03:28 PM

ALEX <-- wow, what a GAY name!

Pornopat · 03-09-2005, 03:31 PM

fl_prn_str

candyflip · 03-09-2005, 03:32 PM

Gilbert is a pretty awful name if you ask me.

Rilose · 03-09-2005, 03:32 PM

Jebadiah

xNetworx · 03-09-2005, 03:32 PM

Chauncey

03-09-2005, 03:33 PM

I'd never name my kid Helga, Gretchen, Mildred, Blanche, Gus, etc...

Not the most modern of names.

C-Bass · 03-09-2005, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rilose

Jebadiah

I 2nd that one

Manowar · 03-09-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Chauncey

agreed

Dina_C9 · 03-09-2005, 03:42 PM

damien, son of the devil

Dagwolf · 03-09-2005, 03:44 PM

Hildred . My uncle's name and my grandfather's.

nosey · 03-09-2005, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

gaylord focker

heh

hova · 03-09-2005, 03:56 PM

Mohammed, Ali, Juan, George, Jeffrey, Achmed...........and the list goes on and on

fl_prn_str · 03-09-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

fl_prn_str

u your good u........

mal · 03-09-2005, 04:04 PM

dennis
leroy
jordan
fred

aaron · 03-09-2005, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mal

dennis
leroy
jordan
fred

i agree, those suck!

Pornopat · 03-10-2005, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

u your good u........

Hehehehe just joking around bro.

GatorB · 03-10-2005, 12:37 AM

Ossama, Adolph, Saddam, Fiedel

jamesonxx · 03-10-2005, 12:37 AM

Gaylord Fucker.

reynold · 03-10-2005, 12:40 AM

Jamesonxx, just kidding.

foxylady · 03-10-2005, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Ossama, Adolph, Saddam, Fiedel

i agree... that names sucks

the boy · 03-10-2005, 12:22 PM

Jesus ......

dready · 03-10-2005, 12:25 PM

I knew a couple who named their kids after famous rockstars... not just the kids though... the cats, the dog, the goldfish... Eddie, Janice, Jimi, Mick, etc, etc... fucking weird man.

Spunky · 03-10-2005, 12:27 PM

Igor
Wilbur
Bonehead
Izzz

CDSmith · 03-10-2005, 12:28 PM

Boy:
Mergatroid
Buzzby
Montel
Drexel
Marvin
Ralph (reminds me of upchucking)
Chuck (see above)
Pat (too androgynous)
Alloicious
Floyd (every guy I've known named Floyd has been a goofball)

Girl:
Grizzelda
Pat Isee "boy" list)
Girtie
Montana
Dakota
Ohio

LeeNoga · 03-10-2005, 12:36 PM

Hazel
Harry
Harriett
Oscar
Bulah
Harold

pornguy · 03-10-2005, 01:09 PM

would never name his George because of Bush... but I'd name him William, because I am pro Bill (I'm pro guys who have the guts to get blowjobs at the white house).

My wife is pregnant and we are naming our boy Degory. So that is one that we will indeed use

flashfreak · 03-10-2005, 01:19 PM

girl: Anne Marie
boy: Alexander

mistress69 · 03-10-2005, 01:21 PM

anything with version 2.0

sweetME · 03-10-2005, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TORTOISE

Paris.....for a number of reasons

J$tyle$ · 03-10-2005, 04:54 PM

Gregg ... it's tainted now

WWC · 03-10-2005, 05:13 PM

I would never name my child " Guy " so lame.... " Hey Guy "... not even a name.....

03-10-2005, 05:57 PM

Sherman is a horrible name.

axelcat · 03-10-2005, 05:58 PM

Dick- Because its just not right

Monique Niccole · 03-10-2005, 06:11 PM

John - it's so boring. No amount of thought goes into naming your son that. Although, if it's a family name (like that of a dead parent), it can be forgiven somewhat.

I would also never name my daughter any of those fucked up names with 16 syllables (Shenequa, Latrina, Shequandah, Keneesha, etc). I have nothing against real African names, but those aren't even African, plus they sound ghetto.

videopass-chick · 03-10-2005, 06:15 PM

Tatiana Is One Of The Coolest Names I Think.

e-god · 03-10-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axelcat

Dick- Because its just not right

what he said

thaifan99 · 03-10-2005, 06:20 PM

Bollocks or dildo!

03-10-2005, 06:20 PM

Dick
Gertrude

Pleasurepays · 03-10-2005, 06:21 PM

pesker

.......

03-09-2005, 03:15 PM	#1
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	What name would you not name your child? Outside of ?Entertainer? (ex, Diamond, Lexus) or ?Celebrity? (ex, Moon Unit, Rumer Glenn) names what name would you NOT give your kid and why?

03-09-2005, 03:19 PM	#4
MARAKAS Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cali, LA, San Pedro area Posts: 168	seven or soda __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

03-09-2005, 03:24 PM	#8
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	gaylord focker __________________ I host with Vacares

03-09-2005, 03:27 PM	#10
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	Joseph __________________ FreeOnes

03-09-2005, 03:28 PM	#12
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	ALEX <-- wow, what a GAY name! __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

03-09-2005, 03:15 PM	#2
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	Blanch---sounds like an old lady

03-09-2005, 03:18 PM	#3
TORTOISE Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: LONDON/MONTREAL Posts: 734	Paris.....for a number of reasons

03-09-2005, 03:19 PM	#5
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Sharonda

03-09-2005, 03:20 PM	#6
TORTOISE Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: LONDON/MONTREAL Posts: 734	l wouldnt call my son Robin if my surname was Banks

03-09-2005, 03:28 PM	#11
BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	Lucious Amber Lilie

03-09-2005, 03:31 PM	#13
Pornopat AdultTubeSubmits.com Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 10,598	fl_prn_str __________________ https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

03-09-2005, 03:32 PM	#14
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Gilbert is a pretty awful name if you ask me. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

03-09-2005, 03:32 PM	#15
Rilose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 565	Jebadiah __________________ GFX/WEB/PRINT r i l o s e @ h o t m a i l . d o t c o m

03-09-2005, 03:32 PM	#16
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Chauncey

03-09-2005, 03:33 PM	#17
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I'd never name my kid Helga, Gretchen, Mildred, Blanche, Gus, etc... Not the most modern of names.

03-09-2005, 03:42 PM	#20
Dina_C9 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 930	damien, son of the devil __________________ \|\|\|\|\| $30 GALLERIES (sample) (sample) (sample) (sample) \|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\| $500 PAYSITES (sample) (sample) (sample) (sample) \|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\| More samples here -Contact us today- ICQ: 142007619 \|\|\|\|\|

03-09-2005, 03:44 PM	#21
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Hildred . My uncle's name and my grandfather's. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

03-09-2005, 03:56 PM	#23
hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	Mohammed, Ali, Juan, George, Jeffrey, Achmed...........and the list goes on and on __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

03-09-2005, 04:04 PM	#25
mal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,899	dennis leroy jordan fred

03-10-2005, 12:37 AM	#28
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Ossama, Adolph, Saddam, Fiedel

03-10-2005, 12:37 AM	#29
jamesonxx Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 758	Gaylord Fucker. __________________

03-10-2005, 12:40 AM	#30
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Jamesonxx, just kidding.

03-10-2005, 12:22 PM	#32
the boy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: AZ Posts: 362	Jesus ...... __________________

03-10-2005, 12:25 PM	#33
dready Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 5,247	I knew a couple who named their kids after famous rockstars... not just the kids though... the cats, the dog, the goldfish... Eddie, Janice, Jimi, Mick, etc, etc... fucking weird man. __________________ ICQ: 91139591

03-10-2005, 12:27 PM	#34
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Igor Wilbur Bonehead Izzz __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-10-2005, 12:28 PM	#35
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Boy: Mergatroid Buzzby Montel Drexel Marvin Ralph (reminds me of upchucking) Chuck (see above) Pat (too androgynous) Alloicious Floyd (every guy I've known named Floyd has been a goofball) Girl: Grizzelda Pat Isee "boy" list) Girtie Montana Dakota Ohio __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-10-2005, 12:36 PM	#36
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Hazel Harry Harriett Oscar Bulah Harold

03-10-2005, 01:09 PM	#37
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	would never name his George because of Bush... but I'd name him William, because I am pro Bill (I'm pro guys who have the guts to get blowjobs at the white house). My wife is pregnant and we are naming our boy Degory. So that is one that we will indeed use __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

03-10-2005, 01:19 PM	#38
flashfreak Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cloud number 9 Posts: 4,396	girl: Anne Marie boy: Alexander __________________ SEO Mogul \| ICQ: 163671223

03-10-2005, 01:21 PM	#39
mistress69 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,804	anything with version 2.0

03-10-2005, 04:54 PM	#41
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Gregg ... it's tainted now

03-10-2005, 05:13 PM	#42
WWC #1 Adult Content Provider Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Glendale, Ca Posts: 11,577	I would never name my child " Guy " so lame.... " Hey Guy "... not even a name..... __________________ [email protected] ICQ : 494-353-230 Follow WWC on Twitter CLICK HERE! " CONTENT PROVIDER OF THE YEAR! " ~ 2007 , 2008 & 2009 XBIZ AWARDS WINNER! .......www.WorldWideContent.com / www.WorldWideFeeds.com...... WWC Nominated " Content Licensor of The Year " 2010 XBiz Awards !!!

03-10-2005, 05:57 PM	#43
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Sherman is a horrible name.

03-10-2005, 05:58 PM	#44
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	Dick- Because its just not right

03-10-2005, 06:11 PM	#45
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	John - it's so boring. No amount of thought goes into naming your son that. Although, if it's a family name (like that of a dead parent), it can be forgiven somewhat. I would also never name my daughter any of those fucked up names with 16 syllables (Shenequa, Latrina, Shequandah, Keneesha, etc). I have nothing against real African names, but those aren't even African, plus they sound ghetto.