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12-13-2001, 09:07 PM
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OH Shit! I hope I don't get busted for this!
So there I was, having a quick dinner out with my parents at a new, Mexican joint. Our server is a nice Latina lady in her late 20's. All is going well until the bill arrives. My Dad picks it up and starts chuckling. I quickly swipe the bill from him to see what is so humorous. Imagine how horrified I was to learn that the girl who appeared to be in her late 20's was actually a Lolita!!! According to the bottom of our bill, she is #4 in this particular establishment. This tells me that they have at least 3 other young ladies who, by many peoples definition, are way too young to be working there. I even saw this poor innocent child serving drinks to the table next to us. Now, I am not sure what the laws are in the states that you live in, but you have to be at least 18 to wait tables in Oregon if alcohol is being served in the establishment.
Now I feel like a criminal because I was serviced by this "Lolita." I have contributed to the delinquency of a minor!  I mean hell, by their own admittance she is a Lolita. This makes her what... 12 years old at best? Please leave my name out of this if you wish to file a complaint or lawsuit as I did not realize that I was assisting in exploiting this fragile little girl.Here are some documents that you may find useful if you feel strong enough to pursue legal action and stop this "child abuse."   ------------------  [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-13-2001).] |
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12-13-2001, 09:10 PM
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LOL! a content provider concerned about exploiting under age girls!! what a joke!!
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12-13-2001, 09:11 PM
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aka K-Man
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ahahahahahaha
you ppl kill me |
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12-13-2001, 09:13 PM
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Damn, that place is down the street from here.
I think Ill go check it out. How was the Food? |
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12-13-2001, 09:14 PM
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was she cute?
Ill get my pic with her, and post it. |
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12-13-2001, 09:15 PM
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12-13-2001, 09:17 PM
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What does she look like?
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12-13-2001, 09:24 PM
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12-13-2001, 09:26 PM
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Ill find out!
Im going there now! Im hungry for some nachos, and ill have the gall hook me up. |
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12-13-2001, 09:27 PM
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12-13-2001, 09:37 PM
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great
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12-13-2001, 09:40 PM
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Oh, I forgot... Bonprone likes little pricks in his mouth.
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12-13-2001, 09:43 PM
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I have a nice tight mouth.
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12-13-2001, 10:21 PM
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Aaron, did all of you share that 1 iced tea?
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12-13-2001, 10:29 PM
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All of U guys are sick bastard.
PLEASE, some respect for the womans. Especially for these underage. We must stand to make sure this underground illegal underage stuff stays as deep as possible. There's already so much out there. At least, have some respect, I mean Come On ! ------------------ Am I writing in my sleep again ? |
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12-13-2001, 10:34 PM
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Hey Gont, nobody is disrespecting women here. Lighten up. |
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12-13-2001, 10:38 PM
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call me slow,,
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12-13-2001, 10:48 PM
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OOPS
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12-13-2001, 10:52 PM
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For all we know she was propably named lolita.. Here's the definition people:
Pronunciation: lO-'lE-t& Function: noun Etymology: from Lolita, character in the novel Lolita (1955) by Vladimir Nabokov Date: 1959 : a precociously seductive girl "a precociously seductive girl" Nowhere do I see Underage, abused, whatever else you guys mentioned there. Here's the other definition Main Entry: pre·co·cious Pronunciation: pri-'kO-sh&s Function: adjective Etymology: Latin praecoc-, praecox early ripening, precocious, from prae- + coquere to cook -- more at COOK Date: 1650 1 : exceptionally early in development or occurrence 2 : exhibiting mature qualities at an unusually early age - pre·co·cious·ly adverb - pre·co·cious·ness noun - pre·coc·i·ty /pri-'kä-s&-tE/ noun Peace |
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12-13-2001, 11:06 PM
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You dumbasses, yeah not only was she named Lolita but there are 3 others servers there with the same name. Think about it.
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12-13-2001, 11:10 PM
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Notice on the receipt there is not tax. THAT is the only thing I am gonna miss about this state.
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12-13-2001, 11:14 PM
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It's mexican culture dude GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK..How do you know there not Daughters with the extablishment just working a few hours..My dad owns a burger joint and my sisters of ages 12 and 13 always go and help out for a few hours BIG DEAL...Make sure there always there bfore you put your finger on it..I'm sure they wernt suffering and far from a sweat shop..And i'm sure she burned more calories then you did today LOL..
whats with the only ordering 2 dinners or was that for you amd mom and dad ate already? Do you know how many webmasters make the mistake of putting latino instead of latina. latina=female latino=male So many people dont know this.. I see paysites all the time..Lolita is a mexican marketing technique.. BUU_YAAAA.....  |
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12-13-2001, 11:19 PM
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Hey Snow.. the receipt has a number 2 next to the seafood chimichangas.
I do not care if they are family or not. Does that mean I can shoot my 9 year old sister blowing the milkman? Afterall, she too is family. |
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12-13-2001, 11:22 PM
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Were they on a leash?
Were the crying and looking miserable?? Cmon..What i want to know is what you tipped them You tight ass Monkey.. |
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12-13-2001, 11:25 PM
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What is it with you, monkeys, and leashes?
I refused to pay for the dinner. All I had was a credit card and I did not want any paper trail that I was there so I pulled the old dine and dash routine. Tip? The only tip I should have given was for her to call the Wage and Hour department at Oregon State. |
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12-13-2001, 11:29 PM
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OK now i see why you did this you cheap ass..Anything over 30 bucks and you look for an excuse to pay.. I bet your one of these people who slip in the market to sue..
And since your the man now i'm gonna make you pay for all my sushi,including the real thing ,Unless boneprones wife still has the hots for me..Sorry Aaron I'm just not attracted to moles...... |
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12-13-2001, 11:55 PM
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Trolls yes, Moles no huh? I see how you are.
The only reason I slipped was because you had squirted the KY Jelly stuff on the floor next to the kids toy section. I was looking for photo props and you were trolling for action. Next time, stick to the grade schools. My back has been killing me all week thanks to you. |
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12-14-2001, 12:15 AM
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NP i will be gentle the next time i bend you over....
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12-14-2001, 12:19 AM
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I agree with the post that we need to respect the woman.
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12-14-2001, 12:43 AM
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We need to somehow get this resturant and me on speaker phone or conference call so I can get to the bottom of this. I think I could do this in one call. I would need to talk to the manager and her in one call.
We need to record it and put it up here on GFY. GFY Live. Respect The Woman. |
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12-14-2001, 12:49 AM
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12-14-2001, 12:54 AM
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u got it man!
The Boneprone Family will be in affect as we bust these under age slave drivers. I dont care what fucking culture you come from, you are goin down! Respect to the Woman. |
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12-14-2001, 01:02 AM
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Yea respect to WOMAN that includes you boner
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12-14-2001, 01:14 AM
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What??? Even bitches like Snow get respect? If that is what is gonna happen then perhaps I will back out of this crusade.
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12-14-2001, 01:33 AM
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yo...quit tryin to keep a pimp down
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12-14-2001, 02:33 AM
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hey since they are just up the freeway from me before you bust up the sweatshop can you send a few of them down here to clean my apartment?
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12-14-2001, 03:17 AM
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This is the funniest fucking thread I've seen here in months.
Aaron you got a dvd player? I'll fucking BUY you one...even though you fucked me on the Caption Contest. ------------------ Find out how JimmyBucks will pay an HONEST $54 per trial join!! Launching as soon we get our shaver *cough* COUNTER debugged!! [This message has been edited by jimmy3way (edited 12-14-2001).] |
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12-14-2001, 06:32 AM
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I have 2 DVD players already. Thanks anyway Jimmy. I did not fuck you over in the caption contest, I copied you and made a few minor adjustments. Bottom line... I can not win my own contest. Did you not read the rules son? You happen to be tied for first place at this time anyway. Crybaby.
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12-14-2001, 06:44 AM
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I just ordered "to go"
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12-15-2001, 08:02 PM
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Fucking FBI just showed up in LA. I was able to escape by telling them I was Snow then I gave them his address and said Aaron could be found there. You better run fucker. They are on their way now.
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