If there is such a thing as a male lesbian....

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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    If there is such a thing as a male lesbian....

    Lets see... A lesbian typically has short hair, doesn't bother shaving her legs or pits, no bra, and forgets to cross her legs when she sits. Oh yes, and they like to eat pie if you know what I mean.

    Don't know about you but that sounds an aweful lot like me.

    Therefore I'm a lesbian. Any other male lesbians in the house?
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  • MARAKAS
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    • Dec 2004
    • 168

    #2
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    • Bird
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      • Jan 2005
      • 4365

      #3
      rutantric

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      • wargames
        Kliris
        • May 2003
        • 10423

        #4
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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          Originally posted by Rutantric
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          Exactly.
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          • 4Pics
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 7952

            #6
            Originally posted by CDSmith
            Lets see... A lesbian typically has short hair, doesn't bother shaving her legs or pits, no bra, and forgets to cross her legs when she sits. Oh yes, and they like to eat pie if you know what I mean.

            Don't know about you but that sounds an aweful lot like me.

            Therefore I'm a lesbian. Any other male lesbians in the house?
            You aren't describing the Lesbian NICHE we sell on the net.

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            • boner 2.0
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2004
              • 10970

              #7
              I just have a huge clit

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              • who
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2003
                • 19593

                #8
                I think they like to be called Metrosexual.

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                • SleazyDream
                  I'm here for SPORT
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 41470

                  #9
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                  • BIGTYMER
                    Junior Achiever
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 17066

                    #10
                    Originally posted by .?.
                    I think they like to be called Metrosexual.
                    Most metros shave.

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                    • DTK
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 4546

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 4Pics
                      You aren't describing the Lesbian NICHE we sell on the net.
                      The man has a point
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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12

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                        • cool1
                          sex is good
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 24939

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          Lets see... A lesbian typically has short hair, doesn't bother shaving her legs or pits, no bra, and forgets to cross her legs when she sits. Oh yes, and they like to eat pie if you know what I mean.

                          Don't know about you but that sounds an aweful lot like me.

                          Therefore I'm a lesbian. Any other male lesbians in the house?
                          Ya I think so
                          I don't have short hair, but every thing else fits

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                          • GammaCash_Dom
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 405

                            #14
                            proud lesbian

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                              #15
                              where did u dissapear to?
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                              • Jace
                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 35562

                                #16
                                Originally posted by spunky
                                that dude trips me out every time I see that......haha

                                my mind gets so conflicted

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                                • iwantchixx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 12860

                                  #17
                                  I know an actual male lesbian. He was born with BOTH parts and the wrong ones were removed as a toddler. He plans to go for a sex change in China in a couple years to be turned back into a female. Here's the kicker, he likes girls. So I told him "Why not keep the penis and save yourself the money on strap-ons?"

                                  His reply? "I'd rather use a strapon, I'm a girl, I don't use my penis. It's useless to me during sex"

                                  The penis actually functions like any other penis does. but he would rather make lesbian love.

                                  Poor fella, must be pretty messed up in the head.

                                  TRUE male lesbian right now

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                                  • Skillz Unlimited
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 1541

                                    #18
                                    I know an actual male lesbian. He was born with BOTH parts and the wrong ones were removed as a toddler. He plans to go for a sex change in China in a couple years to be turned back into a female. Here's the kicker, he likes girls. So I told him "Why not keep the penis and save yourself the money on strap-ons? His reply? "I'd rather use a strapon, I'm a girl, I don't use my penis. It's useless to me during sex"

                                    The penis actually functions like any other penis does. but he would rather make lesbian love.

                                    Poor fella, must be pretty messed up in the head.
                                    "

                                    That is pretty fucked up.

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      I guess I'm a male lesbian too.

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                                      • klinton
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 8766

                                        #20

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