SonOfSam Shatters Masturbation World Record!

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  • TruckStopProductions
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2005
    • 468

    #1

    SonOfSam Shatters Masturbation World Record!

    March 7, 2005

    It's official, sonofsam is the new king of anus masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, sonofsam achieved 36 anus orgasms in a 24 hour period with a silver bullet butt plug!


    Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, sonofsam remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 gay films in his library and 3 black & white televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of hardcore gay footage to aid him in his gay quest.

    It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his rektum that sonofsam is not your average anus masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, sonofsam was quoted as saying, "anus masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training with my father since since I was 11 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

    This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period.sonofsam is available for comment only on GFY.

    When asked what his next world record achievement would be, sonofsam said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my anus to soothe the burning".

    Last edited by TruckStopProductions; 03-07-2005, 03:24 PM.
  • BastarD
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 6341

    #2

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    • Young
      Bland for life
      • Nov 2004
      • 10468

      #3
      ★★★

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      • thaifan99
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 3029

        #4
        Useless without pics!!
        ARE YOU A FAMILY MEMBER? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18646

          #5
          i'm just flattered that someone spent this much time on me
          I like turtles.

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          • sonofsam
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 18646

            #6
            Originally posted by thaifan99
            Useless without pics!!
            there is a pic.. scroll up
            I like turtles.

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            • nofx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 16826

              #7
              TrashMan you truely are a cun.t
              Last edited by nofx; 03-07-2005, 03:31 PM.

              Often times I wonder why
              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
              When sickness comes I must decide:
              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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              • CybermedAndy
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 4170

                #8
                Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

                Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .

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                • TruckStopProductions
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 468

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nofx
                  TrashMan you truely are a cun.t
                  thanks.. so when do i become a pussy i wanan start fuckin' myself.
                  Last edited by TruckStopProductions; 03-07-2005, 03:35 PM.

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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18646

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy
                    Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

                    Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .
                    haha thanks andy... no worries though... its actually pretty funny heh

                    so truckstop.... lets see some more photochops
                    I like turtles.

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                    • TruckStopProductions
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 468

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy
                      Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

                      Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .
                      open your mouth so i can take a dump in it!!

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18646

                        #12
                        kay you're not even funny... at least make an attempt to bash someone.... andy gets to see how girls all days.. what do you do? drive around the ghetto in your moms minivan and offer crackheads a 20rock to do a scene?
                        I like turtles.

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                        • TruckStopProductions
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 468

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          kay you're not even funny... at least make an attempt to bash someone.... andy gets to see how girls all days.. what do you do? drive around the ghetto in your moms minivan and offer crackheads a 20rock to do a scene?
                          yeah but it works. if im liein' go ask ccbill... they love me to death

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                          • nojob
                            The Original NoJob
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 3682

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy
                            Truckstopproductions, sonofsam fucking owns you, how much time you spend writing that lame attempt at slagging sonofsam.

                            Go change your name to sonofsam'sbitch .
                            so true. he should

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                            • SmokeyTheBear
                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 28609

                              #15
                              wow thats interesting
                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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