How long does your woman scream when you make love to her? - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 12:02 PM

The facts on screaming:

Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.

The first says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil. We made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."

The second says, "I spread sweet butter on my wife's body. We made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."

Says the third, "I covered my wife with canola oil. Then we made love. She screamed for six hours."

The others are impressed. "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"

He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."

It takes a big man to cry. But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 12:44 PM

What, not enough drama?

TurboAngel · 03-07-2005, 12:45 PM

LMFAO!

gangbangjoe · 03-07-2005, 12:47 PM

nice one

Furious_Male · 03-07-2005, 12:50 PM

Old but funny

GiantGnome · 03-07-2005, 12:50 PM

my wife screams the entire time but its always GET OFFFFFFFFFFF, YOURE SQUISHING ME!!!!!!!

Playful Me · 03-07-2005, 01:07 PM

Thanks I borrowed that to share with friends - but gave you the props CDsmith

sickkittens · 03-07-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

What, not enough drama?

Funny...but predictable.

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Funny...but predictable.

From a woman's perspective, yes I suppose it is.

nastysam · 03-07-2005, 01:28 PM

lol jajajajajajajajajajajaj, that was damm good, jajajaja

Trixxxia · 03-07-2005, 01:35 PM

A good one! & Welcome back CD, haven't seen you for awhile!

Sosa · 03-07-2005, 01:41 PM

lol good one

CDSmith · 03-07-2005, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

A good one! & Welcome back CD, haven't seen you for awhile!

Yup, I've been ...un-busy.

Pretty_Lara · 03-07-2005, 01:50 PM

I think you are wrong as for forum.............

Wiggles · 03-07-2005, 03:02 PM

hehe not bad, didn't expect the ending, thought it was going to be boiling oil or something.

flashfire · 03-07-2005, 03:21 PM

ya I was thinking boiling oil too

Dagwolf · 03-07-2005, 03:43 PM

Good one! Long time no CD...

03-07-2005, 12:02 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	How long does your woman scream when you make love to her? The facts on screaming: Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking. The first says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil. We made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes." The second says, "I spread sweet butter on my wife's body. We made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour." Says the third, "I covered my wife with canola oil. Then we made love. She screamed for six hours." The others are impressed. "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?" He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes." It takes a big man to cry. But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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03-07-2005, 01:35 PM	#11
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	A good one! & Welcome back CD, haven't seen you for awhile!

03-07-2005, 01:41 PM	#12
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	lol good one

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Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	hehe not bad, didn't expect the ending, thought it was going to be boiling oil or something. __________________ no sig

03-07-2005, 03:21 PM	#16
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	ya I was thinking boiling oil too

03-07-2005, 03:43 PM	#17
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