Japan Webmaster Event - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 12-12-2001, 02:31 AM

I figure if the Dutch can pull this shit off, co can I!

Here are ALL the JUICY details!

Dates: Who knows
Location: Not sure
Reason: Um... No clue

Sounds like fun huh? I am gonna give those Amsterdam folks something to compete with!

So, here is what you do to get involved... Book a flight to any airport in Japan for any day in March. Once you get there we will tell you that you either just missed it or you are way too early.

I am sure we will be able to work a pre-registration charge in here somewhere to help us offset the costs. I do not have any further info or a URL but I am sure it will all work out.

After this one, we might head to OZ.

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SonOfRage · 12-12-2001, 02:44 AM

Will there be bukakee?

NickB. · 12-12-2001, 02:45 AM

funny.......

adamm · 12-12-2001, 02:47 AM

even better the second time, count me in.

boneprone · 12-12-2001, 03:44 AM

Haaa!

Amputate Your Head · 12-12-2001, 10:41 AM

Cool.... sounds like a great party to be had by all!

Keev · 12-12-2001, 10:48 AM

dude u gave all the fun info away..... man its no suprise now what the webmasters are in for...

AaronM · 12-12-2001, 11:00 AM

I have not given all the info away. Here are a couple more details to further entice you. (as if you needed them)

Since Gary will only venture to Asia for hookers, I have sent nickbaauw to Japan ahead of time to make these special arrangements. After seeing his hard work with the Amsterdam thing, I amn confident that he is the right person for the task.

Boneprone and Dank will be there, in full force and with many, MANY costumes that they can change into so they may return to the parties and introduce themselves under various names.

I am open to suggestions. This is a gathering for YOU so feel free to reply with what you would like to do, have, smell, see, or fuck at the event. I however am off limits to everybody except Kitty.

Timothy · 12-12-2001, 11:08 AM

fuck.
Is that a real meeting or not? When Where, and Who?

boneprone · 12-12-2001, 03:29 PM

The Boneprone Family would Love to be a Sponsor for this Fine Event!

Congrats to Aaron for creating something that includes not only our little Asian Brothers, but the world as a whole in SE Asia.

kittykat69 · 12-12-2001, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM:
This is a gathering for YOU so feel free to reply with what you would like to do, have, smell, see, or fuck at the event. I however am off limits to everybody except Kitty.

Babe - you know I'll take good care of you - although if you've seen those ball torture pics you might want to rethink it over!!!!

I on on the otherhand will be my usual "free for all' self - so make sure you guys arrive with bonres in hand!!
Ladies are more than welcome any time too - just make sure you are shaved - that's all I ask

Lets do this in Australia!!!!
There was a gatherinh planned for november but it was cancelled due to our major airline collpse and the s11 making evryone afraid to fly.

Rumour was that it was to be held in Marcch - although I have heard nothng since - But anytime you all wanna come to OZ (and from those of you I chat to on ICQ - about 90% of you are planning to come here sometime next year ) i can organize it.

Just let me know
Hell I'll even arrange a few goats!!!

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AaronM · 12-12-2001, 11:21 PM

OK Folks, it is now official. The Bonprone Family will be co-hosting the Japan event.

We thought about bringing some midgets in to entertain but compared to Americans, the Japanese are midgets so the hookers that Nick is making arrangements for will double as midgets!

Now on to the Kitty thing. Kitty... You are more than welcome to play with my balls but I do require that you play nice. I did not look at the ball link you posted but I can imagine that it was not good. Be nice to them and they will be nice to you.

SNOW · 12-13-2001, 03:49 AM

Be care ful man its scarry

DPlayMax · 12-13-2001, 04:06 AM

seems as though this idea was a complete joke from the beginning

but in all seriousness - so many of you guys are throwing away your japanese traffic - you should tune your programs to it - they do have $$$$ even in the recession currently going on there - they are still the 2nd largest per capita economy in the world - etc. etc. anyways

if you want help - submitting (in Japanese) to the Japanese mainstream search engines (yahoo.co.jp and others) as well as a few adult search engines in Japan (also in Japanese) - yes we can help you - also we can translate your full site - tour, members and signup areas into Japanese - and finally we can answer all of those thrown away Japanese customer service emails threatening to charge back if they cannot get their password - we can do this also for a small monthly fee that is far less than the chargebacks

anyone interested let me know - contact me directly - later and bonzi

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Max
ICQ: 135604510
AIM: DPlayMax
AdControl.com, Hosting, Japanese Translation

kittykat69 · 12-13-2001, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM:

Now on to the Kitty thing. Kitty... You are more than welcome to play with my balls but I do require that you play nice. I did not look at the ball link you posted but I can imagine that it was not good. Be nice to them and they will be nice to you.

All I can suggest is that you may want to tie my hands behind my back!!!

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AaronM · 12-13-2001, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:

All I can suggest is that you may want to tie my hands behind my back!!!

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Meow... Like I would have any problems with that!

Hey DPlayMax, who is joking? We are gonna make Japan rock! Forget about limos at our event. We have rented rickshaws for everybody. Who needs Jack Daniel's when you have Saki?

Party ON!!!

AaronM · 12-14-2001, 06:37 AM

Hey Boneprone, while I am out of town, I need you to take over the planning of this event.

Don't worry... Basically what I have done is modeled everything after the Amsterdam stuff. What this means is all you need to do is drop a few vague messages and keep dangling the carrot in front of people. Do not give any straight answers for any reason. (mainly because we don't have any)

Thanks and good luck.

12-12-2001, 02:31 AM	#1
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	Japan Webmaster Event I figure if the Dutch can pull this shit off, co can I! Here are ALL the JUICY details! Dates: Who knows Location: Not sure Reason: Um... No clue Sounds like fun huh? I am gonna give those Amsterdam folks something to compete with! So, here is what you do to get involved... Book a flight to any airport in Japan for any day in March. Once you get there we will tell you that you either just missed it or you are way too early. I am sure we will be able to work a pre-registration charge in here somewhere to help us offset the costs. I do not have any further info or a URL but I am sure it will all work out. After this one, we might head to OZ. ------------------

12-12-2001, 02:44 AM	#2
SonOfRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack? Posts: 632	Will there be bukakee?

12-12-2001, 02:45 AM	#3
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	funny.......

12-12-2001, 02:47 AM	#4
adamm Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 239	even better the second time, count me in.

12-12-2001, 03:44 AM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Haaa!

12-12-2001, 10:41 AM	#6
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Cool.... sounds like a great party to be had by all!

12-12-2001, 10:48 AM	#7
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	dude u gave all the fun info away..... man its no suprise now what the webmasters are in for...

12-12-2001, 11:00 AM	#8
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	I have not given all the info away. Here are a couple more details to further entice you. (as if you needed them) Since Gary will only venture to Asia for hookers, I have sent nickbaauw to Japan ahead of time to make these special arrangements. After seeing his hard work with the Amsterdam thing, I amn confident that he is the right person for the task. Boneprone and Dank will be there, in full force and with many, MANY costumes that they can change into so they may return to the parties and introduce themselves under various names. I am open to suggestions. This is a gathering for YOU so feel free to reply with what you would like to do, have, smell, see, or fuck at the event. I however am off limits to everybody except Kitty.

12-12-2001, 11:08 AM	#9
Timothy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 153	fuck. Is that a real meeting or not? When Where, and Who?

12-12-2001, 03:29 PM	#10
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	The Boneprone Family would Love to be a Sponsor for this Fine Event! Congrats to Aaron for creating something that includes not only our little Asian Brothers, but the world as a whole in SE Asia.

12-12-2001, 11:21 PM	#12
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	OK Folks, it is now official. The Bonprone Family will be co-hosting the Japan event. We thought about bringing some midgets in to entertain but compared to Americans, the Japanese are midgets so the hookers that Nick is making arrangements for will double as midgets! Now on to the Kitty thing. Kitty... You are more than welcome to play with my balls but I do require that you play nice. I did not look at the ball link you posted but I can imagine that it was not good. Be nice to them and they will be nice to you.

12-13-2001, 03:49 AM	#13
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Be care ful man its scarry

12-13-2001, 04:06 AM	#14
DPlayMax Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 699	seems as though this idea was a complete joke from the beginning but in all seriousness - so many of you guys are throwing away your japanese traffic - you should tune your programs to it - they do have $$$$ even in the recession currently going on there - they are still the 2nd largest per capita economy in the world - etc. etc. anyways if you want help - submitting (in Japanese) to the Japanese mainstream search engines (yahoo.co.jp and others) as well as a few adult search engines in Japan (also in Japanese) - yes we can help you - also we can translate your full site - tour, members and signup areas into Japanese - and finally we can answer all of those thrown away Japanese customer service emails threatening to charge back if they cannot get their password - we can do this also for a small monthly fee that is far less than the chargebacks anyone interested let me know - contact me directly - later and bonzi ------------------ Max ICQ: 135604510 AIM: DPlayMax AdControl.com, Hosting, Japanese Translation

12-14-2001, 06:37 AM	#17
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	Hey Boneprone, while I am out of town, I need you to take over the planning of this event. Don't worry... Basically what I have done is modeled everything after the Amsterdam stuff. What this means is all you need to do is drop a few vague messages and keep dangling the carrot in front of people. Do not give any straight answers for any reason. (mainly because we don't have any) Thanks and good luck.