What's more important to you? your girlfriend or your dog?

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    What's more important to you? your girlfriend or your dog?

    Question - if you were made to choose which would you choose?


    I'm of the opinion that anyone that would even consider making me choose isn't worth choosing.
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  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    neither, my car.

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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149

      #3
      Originally posted by SleazyDream
      Question - if you were made to choose which would you choose?


      I'm of the opinion that anyone that would even consider making me choose isn't worth choosing.
      I agree with whoever would make you choose that, then fuck em. Right now for me it would be my GF because I have no dog till I move.

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      • Dwreck
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 7362

        #4
        I have never had a dog before. I can't see how you even can compare the two. I know they are mans best freinds but cmon. Am I missing something here? Maybe I need a dog.
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        • TurboAngel
          H.B.I.C.
          • Jun 2003
          • 30122

          #5
          I had a b/f who wanted me to get rid of my 2 cat's I had at the time. I said hell no, my best cat disappeared. I went and offerd some kids around the neighborhood if they had seen him and told them anyone who found him would get $100. I know they looked hard, to a kid $100 is alot. They never found him and to this day I think that guy killed him. I hope he dies the same way he killed my cat.


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          • beemk
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            • Jan 2002
            • 20829

            #6
            my dog, you can trust your dog... not your girlfriend.
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            • thaifan99
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              • Jul 2003
              • 3029

              #7
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              • JFK
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                • Jan 2002
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                #8
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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377

                  #9
                  i dont have neither of them
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                  • polish_aristocrat
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 40377

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TurboAngel
                    I had a b/f who wanted me to get rid of my 2 cat's I had at the time. I said hell no, my best cat disappeared. I went and offerd some kids around the neighborhood if they had seen him and told them anyone who found him would get $100. I know they looked hard, to a kid $100 is alot. They never found him and to this day I think that guy killed him. I hope he dies the same way he killed my cat.


                    you're talking about Turboface?
                    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                    • ssp
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 7990

                      #11
                      I hate pets.

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                      • Theo
                        HAL 9000
                        • May 2001
                        • 34515

                        #12
                        gf














                        yeah right,dog!

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                        • TurboAngel
                          H.B.I.C.
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 30122

                          #13
                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                          you're talking about Turboface?
                          Noooooo a old b/f like in the 90's. TF would never do that.

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                          • Peaches
                            Old broad
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 13933

                            #14
                            I would choose my dogs because no decent man would make me choose.

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                            • Basic_man
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 27360

                              #15
                              What a stupid question ! I'd take my G/F !
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                              • Theo
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                                • May 2001
                                • 34515

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Peaches
                                I would choose my dogs because no decent man would make me choose.

                                you & me = match

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                                • spideriux
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 17227

                                  #17
                                  I don't have dog , so GIRLFRIEND
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                                  • BradShaw
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                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 7840

                                    #18
                                    Many women have come and gone, but my dogs have always been there.
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                                    • sherie
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                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 7020

                                      #19
                                      You are correct there re the choosing. If someone was to even consider asking me to choose the choice would not be them, they are not the type of person that I would want to have in my life.

                                      Now if I have to choose between my carpet and my dog, whole different ball game there! ;)
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                                      • GiantGnome
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 4344

                                        #20
                                        Chances are that you have had your dog longer than your girlfriend. I say keep the dog.
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                                        • gangbangjoe
                                          Ronin
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 17693

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Manowar
                                          neither, my car.


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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133986

                                            #22
                                            My pets are far more important then any woman.They are like my kids

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                                            • Cassie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 3139

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                              I'm of the opinion that anyone that would even consider making me choose isn't worth choosing.

                                              so very true

                                              if a gun was put to my head and the trigger about to be pulled, i'd say my dogs!
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                                              • Peaches
                                                Old broad
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 13933

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Cassie
                                                so very true

                                                if a gun was put to my head and the trigger about to be pulled, i'd say my dogs!
                                                Well, we also have "special" dogs

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                                                • sickkittens
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 25100

                                                  #25
                                                  The dog will always be there/want me.

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                                                  • 2HousePlague
                                                    CURATOR
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 14572

                                                    #26
                                                    I guess I'd have to go sit in a corner and call both their names.

                                                    Whichever one came first, would be the winner.


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                                                    • Spudstr
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                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 2321

                                                      #27
                                                      dog.. and then my fish
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                                                      • Reak AGV
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                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 4283

                                                        #28
                                                        My dog is cheaper

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                                                        • mrthumbs
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                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 11702

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                          I'm of the opinion that anyone that would even consider making me choose isn't worth choosing.

                                                          there you have it.

                                                          Then again: lets say she develops some kind of allergy totally beyond her control and we are deeply in love and shes the perfect soulmate:

                                                          Id still keep the dog!!

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                                                          • KRL
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 31429

                                                            #30
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                                                            • squizzel
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 900

                                                              #31
                                                              dog .......

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                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 51460

                                                                #32
                                                                Dog.


                                                                I have no girlfriend, but that says it all right there... my former girlfriends are nowhere to be seen, my dog never leaves me or fucks up bad enough for me to kick him out.

                                                                It's a no-brainer.
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                                                                • WiredGuy
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 34512

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Your dog will always be loyal... The person who made you even think about this question won't be so loyal.

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                                                                  • mikeyddddd
                                                                    Viva la vulva!
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 16557

                                                                    #34
                                                                    They're both bitches - my g/f gives me crap and my dog eats crap.

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                                                                    • ezrydn
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 695

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Sleazy,

                                                                      I don't have a dog. I've got two Goffin Cockatoos. They've been with me for over 20 years now. I've gone through two wives and a mirad of gfs during that time. The kids are still with me. Does that answer your question? LOL

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                                                                      • GoodStuff
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 511

                                                                        #36
                                                                        My dogs without a doubt.

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                                                                        • tahiti
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 699

                                                                          #37
                                                                          my dog doesn't swallow (neighbor told me) and and gf can't skateboarding.


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                                                                          • Rorschach
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                            • 5579

                                                                            #38
                                                                            bros before hoes

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                                                                            • WarChild
                                                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 17263

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Okay same question, but with a twist.

                                                                              Say your boyfriend/girlfriend was truly your soul-mate and you knew this. You really wouldn't want to live without them, and the relationship seemed just perfect. You two decide to get married but your partner is deathly allergic to your pet.

                                                                              So they tell you "I love you, I want to marry you and live with you forever, but I can't live in a state of allergic attack all of the time. I've never said anything while we were dating because it's your place, your pet, and I can handle it once or twice a week. If we're going to live together though, I really can't have pets in the house."

                                                                              Would that change the situation for you, at all?
                                                                              .

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                                                                              • blazin
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 2781

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                                                They're both bitches.

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                                                                                • Rorschach
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 5579

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                  Okay same question, but with a twist.

                                                                                  Say your boyfriend/girlfriend was truly your soul-mate and you knew this. You really wouldn't want to live without them, and the relationship seemed just perfect. You two decide to get married but your partner is deathly allergic to your pet.

                                                                                  So they tell you "I love you, I want to marry you and live with you forever, but I can't live in a state of allergic attack all of the time. I've never said anything while we were dating because it's your place, your pet, and I can handle it once or twice a week. If we're going to live together though, I really can't have pets in the house."

                                                                                  Would that change the situation for you, at all?
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                                                                                  • Cassie
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 3139

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                    Well, we also have "special" dogs

                                                                                    so very, very true (as i sit here and watch the gender confusion going on!!!)
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                                                                                    • Tala
                                                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 23368

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I don't have a girlfriend.

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                                                                                      • MrJackMeHoff
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                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                        • 4569

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Wouldnt yours be one in the same?

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                                                                                        • Wolfy
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                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                          • 3574

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          if your dog was outside one door whining, and your girlfriend was outside another door bitching, who would you let in if you could only choose one?

                                                                                          Simple. The dog will stop whining when you let it in; dog wins.

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                                                                                          • tungsten
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                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                            • 10579

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                            my dog, you can trust your dog... not your girlfriend.
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • keyboard warrior
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                                                                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 133986

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                                                                  They're both bitches - my g/f gives me crap and my dog eats crap.
                                                                                                  I laughed out loud

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                                                                                                  • fl_prn_str
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                    • 5736

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    if my gf starts taking dumps on the carpet.......shes gone too.....

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