Truths about Whites, Blacks, Hispanics - GoFuckYourself.com

acctman · 03-04-2005, 09:51 PM

Before I get the "racist" flag thrown at me, i just want to say that we are all adults and joke are jokes. dont' look into it that much. take it for what its worth.

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know, but White people won't
admit:

1. Elvis is dead
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not clean or cute
5. Skinny does not mean sexy
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller
8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black people know, but Hispanic people won't
admit:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policy.
7. 10 people in a car is too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person
in your family.
10. Letting your kids run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths White and Hispanice people know, but Black people won't
admit:

1. OJ did it!
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.

Spunky · 03-04-2005, 09:53 PM

3. Teeth should not be decorated. chicks dig that shit yo

tungsten · 03-04-2005, 10:00 PM

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.

this should be:
Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your house.

TheJimmy · 03-04-2005, 10:16 PM

LOL good shit man...all of those were actually pretty good

fl_prn_str · 03-04-2005, 10:20 PM

i must admit.....that sum funny shit.......

hey, fuck.....im a poet and didnt know it.......foshizzle.

Rorschach · 03-04-2005, 10:28 PM

sooner bush gets rid of the coons and the spics, the better. I'm sick of them fucking up my country.

Big Red Machine · 03-04-2005, 11:47 PM

Thats some good stuff ,but whats this Elvis is dead shit.

Turboface · 03-05-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

Thats some good stuff ,but whats this Elvis is dead shit.

Ya, all anyone has to do is to read the headlines in the checkout isle and you know he's still out there!

Love Brokers · 03-05-2005, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface

Ya, all anyone has to do is to read the headlines in the checkout isle and you know he's still out there!

Yeah! He lost weight, had a sex change, and found the Fountain of Youth. But he can't sing anymore and goes by the name of Lisa Marie now!

kuthi123 · 03-05-2005, 01:26 AM

nice one,i belive all your 30 truths

Manowar · 03-05-2005, 01:37 AM

Danny Dukes · 03-05-2005, 02:20 AM

Oh shit, thanks for that laugh. I'm Mexican so I enjoyed all of the Hispanic ones, but this one has to be my favorite......

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

emthree · 03-05-2005, 02:31 AM

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

smack · 03-05-2005, 02:33 AM

funny shit.

jonesy · 03-05-2005, 03:20 AM

the hispanic was right on target.

the white (except for #2) and half of the black ones (except 1,2,3,7,10) werent good.

gh0st · 03-05-2005, 03:37 AM

2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate

Danny Dukes · 03-05-2005, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

the hispanic was right on target.

the white (except for #2) and half of the black ones (except 1,2,3,7,10) werent good.

You must be black, #7 was right on target, and so was #10, mutha fuckers be rolling on D's and a system with a primer paint job with dents and put $2 in change for gas, I've seen it a million times

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03-04-2005, 09:51 PM	#1
acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	Truths about Whites, Blacks, Hispanics Before I get the "racist" flag thrown at me, i just want to say that we are all adults and joke are jokes. dont' look into it that much. take it for what its worth. 10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know, but White people won't admit: 1. Elvis is dead 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay 4. Kissing your pet is not clean or cute 5. Skinny does not mean sexy 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller 8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 Truths White and Black people know, but Hispanic people won't admit: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter. 6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policy. 7. 10 people in a car is too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your kids run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 Truths White and Hispanice people know, but Black people won't admit: 1. OJ did it! 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be president. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

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