Steak & BJ Day is almost upon us! March 14th - GoFuckYourself.com

Aric · 03-04-2005, 09:01 PM

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Source: http://www.steakandbjday.com/

P.S. Don't bother with the "insert timeline pic here" shit... bottom line, Steak and BJ day is almost here, so it needed posting. Gotta spread the word fellas!

fl_prn_str · 03-04-2005, 09:06 PM

Just another hallmark holiday.........those card making bastards.....

Vitasoy · 03-04-2005, 09:08 PM

This day should be celebrated every day

jukeboxfrank · 03-04-2005, 09:14 PM

that is my birthday so I have had that already for a long time.

kmanrox · 03-04-2005, 09:15 PM

i had that day 3 times this month already, is there any more interesting days comin up? ;-)

03-04-2005, 09:08 PM	#3
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	This day should be celebrated every day __________________ [email protected]

03-04-2005, 09:14 PM	#4
jukeboxfrank Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: www.jenniferworthington.com Posts: 1,207	that is my birthday so I have had that already for a long time. __________________ ICQ= 231-182-592

03-04-2005, 09:15 PM	#5
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i had that day 3 times this month already, is there any more interesting days comin up? ;-) __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-04-2005, 09:06 PM	#2
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	Just another hallmark holiday.........those card making bastards.....