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woj 03-04-2005 04:26 PM

50.........

mikeyddddd 03-04-2005 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaintElGrouch
"You know i've got a birthday coming up and...."

I had a girlfriend that wanted her first ass fuck on HER birthday.

Wiggles 03-04-2005 04:49 PM

don't ask, just ram it in during doggystyle, don't give them time to think ;)

Gabriel 03-04-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks
...Don't overplay your hand, my friend. It might be your first reaction to pop your finger out and jam your penis in...


:1orglaugh This is to fucking funny.

My hats off to you.

Gabriel 03-04-2005 05:05 PM

One of the funniest stories I've ever read.

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

Clicky Bucks's post reminded me of this.

Spunky 03-04-2005 08:09 PM

Push her face in deeper in the pillow to muffle the screams

nosey 03-04-2005 08:26 PM

classic :1orglaugh

dirtydesignz 03-04-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
You start out small. So either use a pinky or your penis.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

teksonline 03-04-2005 08:57 PM

"do not look at your finger. Nothing good can come from it, trust me"


HAHAHAHAHA

Vitasoy 03-04-2005 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
while eating her pussy eat her ass and stick a finger up occasionally so she gets used to the anal aspects of sex. Shell be asking for it within a month.

Eating out of her ass? I won't go that far :Oh crap

Spunky 03-04-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
Eating out of her ass? I won't go that far :Oh crap

Nothing like a tasty asshole :thumbsup

phogirl69 03-04-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka
bro I have the solution for you, simply use some ANAL lube with Analgesic...

it will freeze her ass . For the first anal penetration , its a must :pimp

take a look there its an example of the one i use
http://www.discretiontoy.com/catalog...products_id=28

This is stupid. Pain is your body's way of telling you that something is wrong. If you are actually "feeling severe pain", but it's being blocked out by the analgelsic, you might go further than you physically should, and you could easily
get hurt and torn this way. Just common sense.

pxxx 03-04-2005 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
You start out small. So either use a pinky or your penis.

I personally think starting off small is the best way..

All i had to do was ask my gf, and she said ok.


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