Alcohol makes you smarter!

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A heard of buffalo can only move as fast as the
slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
first. This natural selection is good for the herd as
a whole because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the weakest members. In much the same way the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way
regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few drinks, and that's why alcohol is
sooooooooo GOOD for you!