Anal Hobbit has been banned.

i'm boneprone, but I'll guess you have understood it a lonnngggggg time ago

damn crabs

You are not Boneprone
bitch you hacked my site...

You see, the truth is..... I am not Boneprone. Boneprone is me.

[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 10-25-2001).]

Hello.

This is Lensman.

TheFLY is the *real* me. Why do you think I never post under my own name? Lensman is my
"professional" image. I never curse and I hardly ever say anything... (Legal reasons, trust me...) But shit I like to have fun too so I use TheFLY.

How did we come up with Boneprone? Well Boneprone started at MIT... I was talking w/ my friend (name excluded for obvious reasons -- MIT would fire him) -- we were in The Salty Dog saloon one night... and we figured -- shit it would be so cool if we could get the latest AI technology to make us some extra cash... I mean shit these webmaster boards bank... All the advertising and referrals -- shit. You know that's right. So hell we hooked up some cutting edge personality formulas into the system and tweaked them up real good so they barely made any sense -- then we threw in the terminology and ego engines and we were set -- we have a whole room of machines set up. I spent hours on the algorithms for some of these characters... You can bet that I am proud.

It should have been hella obvious to you all. How the fuck do you think Boneprone posts so much -- we have it all on random timers and the triggers between machines are all networked... (...based off some new groupware technology being developed for the military.)

While all those other webmaster boards are fucking around trying to get real webmasters -- we just tweak some code -- and bam -- new webmasters. ;)

Why am I telling you all this now? Well you see I'm about to retire... because I've found Jesus in my life. I used to fire employees that mentioned words like "God" and "morality" -- but last week I had a vision.

Holy Jesus I woke up in a cold sweat and my pajamas were soaking wet... I can't even talk about it now without crying.

Ok so game's over. I'm sorry for those real webmasters out there that were deceived. I now know it wasn't right of me. I'm ready to try to walk in the footsteps of Jesus.

Amen.

Love Lensman.

Peace be with you all.

and BP4L.

Cause Im fucking boneprone.

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[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-25-2001).]

If BP is the best AI technology we have then this world is going nowhere fast.

BTW I will make an official announcement about all of this in Vegas...

In the meantime -- keep it cool... I will keep using the Lensman name for official announcements so don't panic or freak out.

We don't want to lose any webmasters just because of my religious revelations. After all I wouldn't want any of you to go hungry.

Instead of turning water into wine I've turned clicks into wine ;) Or something like that...

Jesus loves you.

Amen.

Well this was all hacked in our basement... After we got the initial alpha version up and running we laughed our asses off at some of the shit it was coming up with... so we decided to leave in some of the bugs...

You know the "crabs" and "my nuts itch"... that kind of stuff was totally random. This was because we used a masculinity engine... we censored some of the stuff -- but you can still see a lot of homo-erotic themes were instigated by the Boneprone engine.

We have a patent on it -- v1.0 will be released in Vegas... this will be a clean version though. In a sense Boneprone will be neutered. We don't want to get any flack from those God forsaken feminists.

I'm going to sleep now -- my assistant/moderator bot Wizzo (I came up with that name -- cool eh? Wizzo the Wizard ehehe... get it?) Wizzo is actually a scripting language now -- took forever -- had to pay some high school kids to type in half of his brain -- the other half I did myself because those kids would get in troble for reading the other half! haha... Wizzo is running on a hot new platform -- I call it "natural language knowledge interpreter"...

Wizzo will be able to answer any more questions in the meantime...

I may be back on tomorrow evening.

Amen.

I am cracking up over here. This shit is beautiful man.

Im Boneprone.
And I am the last prophet, I mean character.

wow that was fast.. Since being banned here it looks like Anal Hobbit has found a new home already!! Was he really that bad a guy?
http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ul...c&f=1&t=010208

Those guys will eat him up over there.
Let him come home. GFY is home for the Hobbit.

If we put all this together, there is only one person posting on this board, and thats boneprone

ok ive had enough

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 12-11-2001).]

http://www.screaminet.com/~incognit/kitboob4.gif

My right tit has a confession to make. I wasn't paying the proper attention to her because I was on this fucking BBS all the time. She got lealous and THAT'S when she invented BONEPRONE.

I tried to control her, but her nipple was too hard. When she got the left tit involved and invented The Fly, I thought thing's were getting out of hand.

When my ass joined in the ruse by inventing the Anal Hobbit, I knew only bad could come of all of this and it has.

Now Halloween is cancelled and it's all my fault. I am so sorry.

Please please forgive my right tit. She only did it out of...

love


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wupps, wrong mental derangement.

Pet-da-fly -- that whole "hella" thing is way stupid. I declare now that I will now roll my eyes in protest whenever that term is used. Hella is banned.

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wow, what a hella dilemma. my right tit never imagined when she started this hella thing that it would get so massive.

i should be hella sorry, but i'm NOT.

hella lotta love,


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hella puke

Oh, I forgot -- http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/rolleyes.gif


Tit, we seem to be up early and on the same schedule this week. Shouldn't we be having morning sex?

I know I'm up for it

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gee mr smith. you do realize you're hitting on hella boneprone? that's hella interesting.

hella lotta love


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boneprone has tits? Now that IS interesting!

you guys are funny as all hell.
but i am bone prone
well i could be
naw
im justa
sarcastic bastard

Indeed.

I have a Boner does that count?

We all have crabs?

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-25-2001).]

Anyone else stepping up and facing the music?

Cowards?

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-25-2001).]

I am NOT Fetish Temptress. I am BONEPRONE!!



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Damn you! I am not the Anal Hobbit, and it's not my pic. If that were my pic, I'd be getting laid all the time. I am Squishy. But I do have crabs. Crabs the size of donuts.

So is it a lie? Are you boneprone squishy? And if you arent the anal hobbit who is?

My theories as to who is who are as follows:

Squishy=Squishy
Lensman=Boneprone=Anal Hobbit=DirtySanchez
Wizzo=zipE, Bulldog
CDSmith=Gary Coleman
Gary=Elton John

But I'm only sure of the first one. Please stop defaming my name...it makes me so sad.

admit who u are mother fucker.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 10-25-2001).]

all right, fine, fuck you. i am boneprone. i will now start typing without the use of capital letters like i do when i'm using my boneprone identity, as you have seen through my clever little ruse, and pushing the shift key wears me out. crabs. jesus-h-cash-christ i gots me some crabs. frikkin huge.

BPFL!

I have crabs

BoneProne

The main reason for me not posting that much lately has been because being the REAL BONEPRONE has meant posting under soooo many other alias......I had had very little time for this one...amazing i am going to make myself win a dvd player, so much for IP tracking......

any other fuckers?
I mean this in the kindest way.

Fuck heads.

I gotta admit it. I too am Boneprone. Only I am better looking than the original and I have a bigger cock.

Suppose I'm the second (real-life) member of this board then, coz I'm not Boneprone...

Got a confession to make though... I'm not Tha Timinator... I'm Bill Clinton.

Bill.