Florida Lawmaker Seeks Toilet Paper Tax

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Florida Lawmaker Seeks Toilet Paper Tax

By DAVID ROYSE, Associated Press Writer

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Florida's Legislature is flush with good ideas. Sen.
Al Lawson's involves a 2 cent-per-roll tax on toilet paper to pay for
wastewater treatment and help small towns upgrade their sewer systems.

The Democratic lawmaker's pay-as-you-go bill has been the source of many
jokes - bathroom humor you might say - but he says the issue is a
serious one, especially in some of the fast-growing Panhandle coastal
counties in his district.

"They're experiencing a tremendous boom in growth and they're not able
to accommodate the growth," Lawson said. "We've got 17 million people in
this state and all of them can contribute to protecting our underground
water supply."

In a Republican-dominated Legislature that doesn't like new taxes, the
idea is likely to pretty quickly end up in the tank.

Senate President Tom Lee, R-Brandon, said he didn't think it would get
too far, but didn't rule it out.

"We'll be getting to the bottom of it real soon," Lee said.

The House is skeptical as well.

"We're not wild about tax increases," said House Speaker Allan Bense,
R-Panama City. "But we'll certainly let it go through the system."

If it were to pass, the extra two pennies would start being charged in
October. Lawson said it could generate $50 million a year.

It would also need approval from Gov. Jeb Bush. He said that if toilet
paper is taxed, people might use less of it.

"That's not necessarily a good thing," noted the governor.

And what about consumers? Wouldn't they be squeezed by a tax on the
Charmin?

No, says Lawson.

"Two cents is not going to hurt families at all," he said. "This is one
thing people don't mind paying for."

[Tala]

Another lawmaker who's fulla shit. (Bad pun, sorry)

[bringer]

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

The Democratic lawmaker's pay-as-you-go bill

go figure