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sickkittens · 03-01-2005, 08:18 AM

probably old...

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."

gh0st · 03-01-2005, 08:23 AM

semi amusing, 4/10 post rating

axelcat · 03-01-2005, 10:34 AM

Dina_C9 · 03-01-2005, 11:01 AM

I enjoyed it

Manowar · 03-01-2005, 11:38 AM

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 03-01-2005, 11:54 AM

lol...that's something cute

nice read

Chio The Pirate · 03-01-2005, 12:05 PM

Nice. That was a good one.

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tungsten · 03-01-2005, 12:17 PM

pretty good

Just_Dave · 03-01-2005, 12:24 PM

that is prety funny

fl_prn_str · 03-01-2005, 09:11 PM

Sparks · 03-01-2005, 09:15 PM

Lol good joke. I like it

digifan · 03-01-2005, 09:18 PM

Spunky · 03-01-2005, 09:20 PM

Heh heh..that was kinda funny

Farang · 03-01-2005, 09:25 PM

funny

thefool · 03-01-2005, 09:43 PM

nice one

03-01-2005, 08:18 AM	#1
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	joke probably old... A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex." __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

03-01-2005, 11:01 AM	#4
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03-01-2005, 11:54 AM	#6
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03-01-2005, 12:05 PM	#7
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03-01-2005, 08:23 AM	#2
gh0st So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 928	semi amusing, 4/10 post rating

03-01-2005, 10:34 AM	#3
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03-01-2005, 12:24 PM	#9
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03-01-2005, 09:15 PM	#11
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03-01-2005, 09:25 PM	#14
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03-01-2005, 09:43 PM	#15
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