I am selling thread bumps - GoFuckYourself.com

polish_aristocrat · 03-01-2005, 06:30 AM

smiley bump - $1.00
random text bump, f.e "i'd hit it" or "that sounds like a good idea" - $1.50
well thought bump - $2.00

minimum order 10 bumps, payment throguh Epassporte

nofx · 03-01-2005, 06:32 AM

seems like it could be a successful business venture for you

threadbumps.biz

gh0st · 03-01-2005, 06:33 AM

that sounds like a good idea, i'd hit it

Dr. Nick · 03-01-2005, 06:35 AM

"bump"

ADL Colin · 03-01-2005, 06:37 AM

that sounds like a good idea

swedguy · 03-01-2005, 06:38 AM

I wonder what Dr Goodamn would think of this issue. What do you think?

Violetta · 03-01-2005, 07:06 AM

That is just what this board needs!

NOT

shima · 03-01-2005, 07:08 AM

Get a patent for that one. You can sue everyone who uses word "Bump" just like ACACIA

Bigfuck · 03-01-2005, 07:09 AM

Let me bump it for free

tungsten · 03-01-2005, 07:11 AM

you are a freakin genius

DeadFidel · 03-01-2005, 07:16 AM

I charge double your fees, so as I figure you owe me $9

Chio The Pirate · 03-01-2005, 07:16 AM

YARGH! I'll be bumpin' threads like a guppy trying to find the sea.
I've got me booty, and me treasure maps.

alexg · 03-01-2005, 07:17 AM

sorry man, that's not very funny

spideriux · 03-01-2005, 07:32 AM

Good idea !

Rui · 03-01-2005, 07:34 AM

not funny...people will start "listing" this in thier sig-whoring CV's :X

polish_aristocrat · 03-01-2005, 04:24 PM

Although this was started as a joke, I got some serious inquiries.

So if anyone seriously wants to buy some bumps, sure I can do it

fl_prn_str · 03-01-2005, 04:25 PM

bump baby bump............

Just_Dave · 03-01-2005, 04:25 PM

heres a bump for you

Froey Twe · 03-01-2005, 04:25 PM

ill take 5 of each

polish_aristocrat · 03-08-2005, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Froey Twe

ill take 5 of each

ICQ me

xlogger · 03-08-2005, 04:19 AM

do you take paypal?

rickholio · 03-08-2005, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

Although this was started as a joke, I got some serious inquiries.

So if anyone seriously wants to buy some bumps, sure I can do it

Start of a great new career! All you need now is a couple outsourced ethiopians to do a bump per penny, sit back and rake in the cash.

Bastard. Wish I'd thought of it.

who · 03-08-2005, 04:39 AM

Wow I'm sure that if I bought some it'd earn me millions of dollers.

Put me down for seventeen.

polish_aristocrat · 03-08-2005, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

do you take paypal?

only Epassporte

Tuga · 03-08-2005, 08:20 AM

I'll start giving away free bumps and ruin your business!

bump!

Nicky · 03-08-2005, 08:21 AM

so this is where all the playas hangout

Dalai lama · 03-08-2005, 08:25 AM

I sell short thread bumps

mardigras · 03-08-2005, 08:52 AM

Dump the bump pumper

megatgpdotnet · 03-08-2005, 10:00 AM

Roflmao..... BUMP and you owe me $1

Barefootsies · 03-08-2005, 10:02 AM

Quote:

That is just what this board needs!

Oh yeah. Just a bunch of bumpity bumps. Lol.

Spunky · 03-08-2005, 10:04 AM

Sounds kinda desperate...here's one for free

Furious_Female · 03-08-2005, 10:06 AM

LOLOL it could be very lucrative around here!

axelcat · 03-08-2005, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

smiley bump - $1.00
random text bump, f.e "i'd hit it" or "that sounds like a good idea" - $1.50
well thought bump - $2.00

minimum order 10 bumps, payment throguh Epassporte

ThePornBrain · 03-08-2005, 10:11 AM

sounds like the idea i needed to earn my first million $$$

Johny Traffic · 03-08-2005, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axelcat

How much for 100 X "bumpity bumps" and 50 X "heres a bump for ya's"

Maybe you could sell in bulk, like pick and mix

woj · 03-08-2005, 10:17 AM

"that sounds like a good idea"

SBJ · 03-08-2005, 10:24 AM

that sounds like a good idea

borked · 03-08-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

smiley bump - $1.00
random text bump, f.e "i'd hit it" or "that sounds like a good idea" - $1.50
well thought bump - $2.00

minimum order 10 bumps, payment throguh Epassporte

And I'll programme it so you have don't actually have to physically bump a thread... bot scans the boards looking for threads by paid poster which is eg 6hrs old, and gives it a bump.

Hehe

Dagwolf · 03-08-2005, 02:26 PM

I offer half of goat.

boner 2.0 · 03-08-2005, 02:35 PM

EDIT: 1$ please.

dready · 03-08-2005, 02:46 PM

I'd hit it!

Mike Dutch · 03-08-2005, 03:01 PM

I already outsourced this, why pay $1 if you can pay $0.05 ?

Dagwolf · 03-08-2005, 03:45 PM

That will be $2.50 please.

traffic addict · 03-08-2005, 04:11 PM

Can I get a test bump to this thread:
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439572

Just to test the quality of your bumps

Michael O · 03-08-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

smiley bump - $1.00
random text bump, f.e "i'd hit it" or "that sounds like a good idea" - $1.50
well thought bump - $2.00

minimum order 10 bumps, payment throguh Epassporte

Pure genious.
Gave me a good laugh

nichecontentguru · 03-09-2005, 06:13 AM

I am buying 50 Bumps. What is your epassporte?

gangbangjoe · 03-09-2005, 06:15 AM

i do it for less money

E.Kant · 03-09-2005, 06:17 AM

announcing affiliate programsetc as kind of advertisiing like "they convert good for me" should work

nichecontentguru · 03-09-2005, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.Kant

announcing affiliate programsetc as kind of advertisiing like "they convert good for me" should work

polish_aristocrat · 03-09-2005, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by traffic addict

Can I get a test bump to this thread:
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439572

Just to test the quality of your bumps

done

03-01-2005, 06:30 AM	#1
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I am selling thread bumps smiley bump - $1.00 random text bump, f.e "i'd hit it" or "that sounds like a good idea" - $1.50 well thought bump - $2.00 minimum order 10 bumps, payment throguh Epassporte __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

03-01-2005, 06:32 AM	#2
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	seems like it could be a successful business venture for you threadbumps.biz __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

03-01-2005, 06:37 AM	#5
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03-01-2005, 07:06 AM	#7
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	That is just what this board needs! NOT __________________ M&A Queen

03-01-2005, 07:09 AM	#9
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03-01-2005, 06:33 AM	#3
gh0st So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 928	that sounds like a good idea, i'd hit it

03-01-2005, 06:35 AM	#4
Dr. Nick Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 89	"bump"

03-01-2005, 06:38 AM	#6
swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	I wonder what Dr Goodamn would think of this issue. What do you think?

03-01-2005, 07:08 AM	#8
shima Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Office, as usual Posts: 1,753	Get a patent for that one. You can sue everyone who uses word "Bump" just like ACACIA

03-01-2005, 07:11 AM	#10
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03-01-2005, 07:16 AM	#11
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	I charge double your fees, so as I figure you owe me $9

03-01-2005, 07:16 AM	#12
Chio The Pirate Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769 Posts: 946	YARGH! I'll be bumpin' threads like a guppy trying to find the sea. I've got me booty, and me treasure maps. __________________ Need to get a site indexed in a few days? Want thousands of targeted, quality hits to your site? Want to beta test something that will revolutionize the way companies, and individuals advertise online.? Click here to take a look at Bliggo

03-01-2005, 07:17 AM	#13
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03-01-2005, 07:32 AM	#14
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	Good idea ! __________________ FreeOnes

03-01-2005, 07:34 AM	#15
Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	not funny...people will start "listing" this in thier sig-whoring CV's :X

03-01-2005, 04:24 PM	#16
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Although this was started as a joke, I got some serious inquiries. So if anyone seriously wants to buy some bumps, sure I can do it __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

03-01-2005, 04:25 PM	#17
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	bump baby bump............

03-01-2005, 04:25 PM	#18
Just_Dave Its almost time Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 13,009	heres a bump for you

03-01-2005, 04:25 PM	#19
Froey Twe Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,297	ill take 5 of each

03-08-2005, 04:19 AM	#21
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	do you take paypal? __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

03-08-2005, 04:39 AM	#23
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Wow I'm sure that if I bought some it'd earn me millions of dollers. Put me down for seventeen.

03-08-2005, 08:20 AM	#25
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03-08-2005, 08:21 AM	#26
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03-08-2005, 08:25 AM	#27
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03-08-2005, 08:52 AM	#28
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Dump the bump pumper

03-08-2005, 10:00 AM	#29
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03-08-2005, 10:04 AM	#31
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03-08-2005, 10:06 AM	#32
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03-08-2005, 10:11 AM	#34
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03-08-2005, 02:26 PM	#39
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03-08-2005, 02:35 PM	#40
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03-08-2005, 02:46 PM	#41
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03-08-2005, 03:01 PM	#42
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