iBanker asked my Mother out on a date.

**Libertine** · 05-20-2005, 06:14 PM

I fucked her.

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

I fucked her.

Then you must die.

**AaronM's Mom** · 05-20-2005, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

I fucked her.

You call that fucking?

What a shame.

**Libertine** · 05-20-2005, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Then you must die.

You woulodn't kill your own fa... ehm, nevermind.

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

You woulodn't kill your own fa... ehm, nevermind.

Bet me..

**fireorange** · 05-20-2005, 06:21 PM

Boneprone fucked her,

after I did.

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by fireorange

Boneprone fucked her,

after I did.

boneprone isn't a person. He's a God. You are not. How dare you compare yourself to such royality.

**Libertine** · 05-20-2005, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Bet me..

I'll bet you $10k you won't kill me in the next year. Deal?

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

I'll bet you $10k you won't kill me in the next year. Deal?

You do realize that for a small fraction of that, I could hire a crack head to do it instead.

**Donny** · 05-20-2005, 06:31 PM

i wanna date your mom too

**Libertine** · 05-20-2005, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

You do realize that for a small fraction of that, I could hire a crack head to do it instead.

But you won't. So are you up for the bet?

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

But you won't. So are you up for the bet?

Sure...Like I'm gonna publicly post my intent to murder you. Use your fucking head.

**Libertine** · 05-20-2005, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Sure...Like I'm gonna publicly post my intent to murder you. Use your fucking head.

Wimpy way to back out of a bet

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

Wimpy way to back out of a bet

So be it.

**Snake Doctor** · 05-20-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

I fucked her.

I didn't....I let her blow me though....it's kind of cool without the teeth

**Libertine** · 05-20-2005, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

So be it.

What if we lower the stakes to a naked picture of your mom?

**Nylz** · 05-20-2005, 06:44 PM

I wanna date you in September..

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

What if we lower the stakes to a naked picture of your mom?

What if I decide to take you up on your bet but not publicly announce it or take your money?

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by Nylz

I wanna date you in September..

Take a number and get in line.

Also...Those who bring live sheep will be assigned to the express line.

**Libertine** · 05-20-2005, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

What if I decide to take you up on your bet but not publicly announce it or take your money?

As long as you keep your end of the bet, that's all right with me

**JSA Matt** · 05-20-2005, 06:48 PM

be careful, iBanker has a large collection of personal anal toys, your mother wont shit right for a month

**Nylz** · 05-20-2005, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Take a number and get in line.

Also...Those who bring live sheep will be assigned to the express line.

ugh.. well, I'll take someone else for a ride instead

**fireorange** · 05-20-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by JSA Matt

be careful, iBanker has a large collection of personal anal toys, your mother wont shit right for a month

**baddog** · 05-20-2005, 06:58 PM

I can't believe that she is cheating on me already . . . but I really can't believe that you would assist in said cheating

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I can't believe that she is cheating on me already . . . but I really can't believe that you would assist in said cheating

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=469809

**Kre8t0r** · 05-20-2005, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

No joke.
She better still be a virgin when you leave town.

Hmmm Mom/virgin... Lemme guess you were a test tube baby?

**baddog** · 05-20-2005, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=469809

Your point?

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Kre8t0r

Hmmm Mom/virgin... Lemme guess you were a test tube baby?

Yeah, and so was Jesus.

**Kre8t0r** · 05-20-2005, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Yeah, and so was Jesus.

No that would be Immaculate conception... Your case would be more 5 guys running around with lab coats and jars of sperm..

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Kre8t0r

No that would be Immaculate conception... Your case would be more 5 guys running around with lab coats and jars of sperm..

At least I had a womb with a view.

**Kre8t0r** · 05-20-2005, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

At least I had a womb with a view.

Ya got me there.. LOL Hope it was an ocean view.

**AaronM** · 05-20-2005, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Kre8t0r

Ya got me there.. LOL Hope it was an ocean view.

For some reason...I don't recall.

**iBanker** · 05-21-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

No joke.

I was having dinner with Mommy and decided to call iBanker and put her on the phone with him since he referred to her as a "bitch of a whore" earlier today.

I still don't think he believes that it was actually her on the phone but he did invite her out for a steak dinner when he is in Portland next month.

A word of warning to you iBanker.....Between my dad and I, we own enough firepower to light you up pretty damn well if you violate my Mother's delicate being.

She better still be a virgin when you leave town.

As always, I promise to be the perfect gentleman. It is amazing how much of this post (post#1) is actually true.

**iBanker** · 05-21-2005, 11:51 AM

I may bring flowers.

**iBanker** · 05-21-2005, 11:53 AM

Ohhhhhh....even better, flowers and CHOCOLATES (in one of those little heart shaped boxes).

And if you promise to go to bed by you bed time (9PM), maybe you mom will let you pick out a chocolate too.

**AaronM** · 05-21-2005, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by iBanker

I may bring flowers.

You're quite the romantic.

iBanker asked my Mother out on a date.

iBanker asked my Mother out on a date.

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