What would you do in my situation - to bang or not to bang?

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  • jimb
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 2514

    #1

    What would you do in my situation - to bang or not to bang?

    Hey Guys, last nite for me

    Aight, so my friend Bizzle calls me up last nite and is like, "yo jim got 4 bitches to come to the club with us." So I was like, aight I will go who is going? So Bizzle tells me there names, two of the bitches I know, but two I do not know, so I am like aight I will go and see how things turn out. So we go pick up the bitches cram them all into my car and then go head down to the club. One of the bitches, Ally startes sweating me talkin about how she likes my gucci shades, etc. So I am like, yeah whatever I hear that all the time. So we get down to the club and Ally constantly is around me, like non stop, so I decide to start hookin up with her. Shes liking it so I continue on and we sit down for some drinks and continue to make out. Now by this point we are heavy into it and shit is being grabbed, etc. At the same time I get intrupted by my friend Bizzle who is like, "I dont wanna cockblock but Jim we need you over here to talk business for a second." Now, the way Bizzle says this I am like, aight you know I gotta do this cause it seems important. So I am like to the Ally, yo Ill be back in alittle. Now, I am basically thinking, ok this girl is gonna go hook up wit another guy and that is the end for me so I am not really worried. So I meet with acouple guys in the club (draw some conclusions people) and then I return to the spot where I left Ally like 30 minutes ago and we start hooking up again. By this time, I am like yo Ally I gotta go out and pick something up from my car. This time, shes like "lemme come please!" So I am like, aight aight, you can come. So we walk out of the club and end up in the car together. Now, the car is in an underground parking garage and there are no other people in the entire garage, so Ally decides that "her shirt was irrating her" so she takes it off. Now, we start getting into is big time and her titties are out...you know the whole deal. So finally I pop the question, yo Ally you wanna fuck? Shes like hell yeah, so we move into the back and start to get ready. But as she takes her pants off she mentions one little note to me...."Jim, um...I want you to fuck me but I am on my period....I really wanna fuck you though so do you mind if there will be some blood coming out we do it? It wont bother you, It will actually just feel better cause its a lubricant!" Now, that kinda stopped me dead in my tracks and I was like...."hold on, what did you just say" She begins to repeat herself and I am like, whoa.... Now, judgeing that I wasnt gonna fuck her with a condom I was like blood all over my dick is sick, so I am like Ally why dont we just save the sex till another time and you just go on and suck it. So she did and I had a great time with her!

    Now....put yourself in my situation, what would you have done? Im interested to see the responses.

    Jim
  • Fizzgig
    Registered User
    • Feb 2004
    • 9649

    #2
    A gentleman would have done it and washed her up afterward with a warm cloth...
    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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    • yellowmenace
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 1141

      #3
      good decision with the bj.
      Yellow Menace
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      • Thechad
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 579

        #4
        I stopped reading after the second "aight"
        I don't deserve a signature

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        • jimb
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 2514

          #5
          Originally posted by Fizzgig
          A gentleman would have done it and washed her up afterward with a warm cloth...
          but we are talking sex in the car, nowhere to really wash up.

          Jim

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          • The Heron
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2001
            • 4496

            #6
            Fuck her in the butt

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            • jimb
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 2514

              #7
              Originally posted by Thechad
              I stopped reading after the second "aight"
              sorry man, its the way we talk around here....wanted to make the reader feel more into the story

              Jim

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              • Illicit
                wtf ?
                • Dec 2003
                • 11895

                #8
                Fuck No ! I did that about a month ago and it was the grossest thing EVER

                In the dark it isnt so bad until you go to the bathroom and see blood all over you.

                Nevermind the stained sheets you end up with. In the car it would be way worse !
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                • jimb
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 2514

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Heron
                  Fuck her in the butt
                  fuckadamnit why didnt I think about that! too many drinks....damn I am gonna go cry in the corner now.

                  Jim

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                  • jimb
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 2514

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ajpiii
                    Fuck No ! I did that about a month ago and it was the grossest thing EVER

                    In the dark it isnt so bad until you go to the bathroom and see blood all over you.

                    Nevermind the stained sheets you end up with. In the car it would be way worse !
                    true dat man!

                    Jim

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                    • SaintElGrouch
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 307

                      #11
                      Yeah you made the right choice. Tell her to call when Aunt Flo's gone.

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18642

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jimb
                        One of the bitches, Ally startes sweating me talkin about how she likes my gucci shades, etc. So I am like, yeah whatever I hear that all the time.

                        uhhhh okay there buddy...

                        also.... advertising another forum in your sig is against the rules....
                        I like turtles.

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                        • Pete-KT
                          Workin With The Devil
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 51532

                          #13
                          Not in the car fuck that, If shes on the rag its fine to fuck in the bed or shower, but fuck that im not getting her blood all over my seats, I dont care if there leather NO way

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                          • jimb
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 2514

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sonofsam
                            uhhhh okay there buddy...

                            also.... advertising another forum in your sig is against the rules....
                            Hey,

                            Sorry ill remove it.

                            Jim

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                            • sickkittens
                              I am a meat popsicle.
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 25100

                              #15
                              Aight, yo. Damn, you guys sound 16.

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                              • DarkJedi
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                                • Feb 2001
                                • 28301

                                #16
                                Who the fuck is going to read that rambling megaparagraph? Fuck you.

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                                • moltar
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                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 116

                                  #17
                                  no paragraphs! am/kg

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                                  • sonofsam
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 18642

                                    #18
                                    stop sweating him about his shades.... he knows they're cool... he hears it all the time OKAY
                                    I like turtles.

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                                    • jimb
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 2514

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                      stop sweating him about his shades.... he knows they're cool... he hears it all the time OKAY

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                                      • sonofsam
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 18642

                                        #20
                                        aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight
                                        I like turtles.

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                                        • jimb
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 2514

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                          aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight
                                          damn your much cooler than I am now!

                                          Jim

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                                          • websiex
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 987

                                            #22
                                            Hit it, split it, forget it.

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                                            • Young
                                              Bland for life
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 10468

                                              #23
                                              i didn't read the whole thread...but a rule to go by is

                                              When in doubt avoid all penetration below the neckline.
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                                              • Babagirls
                                                Text Writer
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 18812

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Thechad
                                                I stopped reading after the second "aight"
                                                i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"




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                                                • swedguy
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 7981

                                                  #25
                                                  Fuck in the back of a car? Get a room!

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                                                  • riddler
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                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 3726

                                                    #26
                                                    Ok, What da fuq iz wiff all da AIGHT bullshit, You still in highschool nig? God damn webmasters seem ta amaze me wiff da lack o' spelling an' sheeit, be gone surfer! what the fuck sup now?

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                                                    • DarkJedi
                                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 28301

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by websiex
                                                      Hit it, split it, enjoy teh Black AIDS.
                                                      Fixed it for you.

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                                                      • sonofsam
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 18642

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jimb
                                                        damn your much cooler than I am now!

                                                        Jim
                                                        "and them jim was telling me about how cool i am... and then i was like... yah whatever... i hear that all the time"
                                                        I like turtles.

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                                                        • swedguy
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 7981

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                          i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"
                                                          It's da way they talk there aight?

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                                                          • bigdog
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 6964

                                                            #30
                                                            she expected you to fuck her without a condom on? thats a crazy girl
                                                            Last edited by bigdog; 02-27-2005, 03:23 PM.

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                                                            • brand0n
                                                              been very busy
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 26983

                                                              #31
                                                              i was talking about this thread on irc they were like

                                                              :aight

                                                              so then 1 dude was like yo, check out that thread and i was like


                                                              :aight
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                                                              • jimb
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                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                • 2514

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"
                                                                street code, not an intent to degrade.

                                                                Jim

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                                                                • ssp
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                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                  • 7990

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                  i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"
                                                                  Don't take it personally. There are women who are bitches. That doesn't mean you are one,



                                                                  aaaaaight!

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                                                                  • riddler
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                                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                                    • 3726

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                    i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"
                                                                    Thats how dem malibu whitey kids jive around dere ya heard me? an dat boil on mah ass.

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                                                                    • jimb
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                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 2514

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by bigdog
                                                                      she expected you to fuck her without a condom on? thats a crazy girl
                                                                      yeah, shes a big slut apparently.

                                                                      Jim

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                                                                      • Holly
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                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                        • 10017

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Holly
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                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 10017

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • bigdog
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                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 6964

                                                                            #38
                                                                            hope you used a rubber on the BJ

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                                                                            • jimb
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 2514

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                              "and them jim was telling me about how cool i am... and then i was like... yah whatever... i hear that all the time"


                                                                              Jim

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                                                                              • Holly
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                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 10017

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • riddler
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                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                  • 3726

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by jimb
                                                                                  yeah, shes a big slut apparently.

                                                                                  Jim
                                                                                  Shit ya know uh brudda like dem sluts dey gots da ass dat makes it clap when ya tap it, sheeit fuq dat blood next tyme hit it, set it, forget it, run away, do what ever ya do in yo' hood son, cuz we's brothers got ta keep it togather ya heard? brace yourself foo'!

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                                                                                  • sonofsam
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 18642

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    and then batman came in and he was like yo lets go fuck up joker

                                                                                    and then robin was like aiiiight
                                                                                    I like turtles.

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                                                                                    • jimb
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                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                      • 2514

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by bigdog
                                                                                      hope you used a rubber on the BJ
                                                                                      yeah i did spring for one on the bj.

                                                                                      Jim

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                                                                                      • riddler
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                                                                                        • Oct 2004
                                                                                        • 3726

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                        and then batman came in and he was like yo lets go fuck up joker

                                                                                        and then robin was like aiiiight

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                                                                                        • jimb
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 2514

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                          and then batman came in and he was like yo lets go fuck up joker

                                                                                          and then robin was like aiiiight
                                                                                          fo sho fo sho (another "new" term for the GFY community to learn )

                                                                                          Jim
                                                                                          Last edited by jimb; 02-27-2005, 03:27 PM.

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                                                                                          • nico-t
                                                                                            emperor of my world
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 29903

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            lol..... the bj was really a good choice, u solved it perfectly... and when your tired of those gucci shades u can buy a pair of westcoast gangsta locs from me, only $50 and the bitches will be crawling one u when u got em on

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                                                                                            • pubenemy
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                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 990

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              aight, just hit it y0
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                                                                                              • sonofsam
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                                • 18642

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                and then rick james changed his saying to

                                                                                                "i'm riiickkkkk james aiiight"
                                                                                                I like turtles.

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                                                                                                • riddler
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                  • 3726

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by jimb
                                                                                                  yeah i did spring for one on the bj.

                                                                                                  Jim
                                                                                                  uh rubber what da fuq, ya dont need nahh condom when ya getting some sloppy head, fuq nahh ya got ta let dat beeotch show ya how uh slut wack on some meat and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

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                                                                                                  • sonofsam
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    and then silence of the lambs was like


                                                                                                    Hanibal : "hello clorise.... its good to see you again.."
                                                                                                    clorise : i'm aight im aight
                                                                                                    I like turtles.

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