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paxton · 02-27-2005, 05:28 PM

50 situations

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

and then rick james changed his saying to

"i'm riiickkkkk james aiiight"

Jim

websiex · 02-27-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Fixed it for you.

thanks, but less than .7% of the entire population of the United States has AIDS, so you can stop being paranoid.

So in turn, fuck it and chuck it.

riddler · 02-27-2005, 05:29 PM

shit this white dude come up to me on the streets

white dude: hey man hows the weather?
me: aight aight sucka

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrC

shit this white dude come up to me on the streets

white dude: hey man hows the weather?
me: aight aight sucka

yedo yedo (another "new" term for the GFY community

)

Jim

swedguy · 02-27-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex

thanks, but less than .7% of the entire population of the United States has AIDS, so you can stop being paranoid.

So in turn, fuck it and chuck it.

1.75 million? that's a lotta people fo sho.

riddler · 02-27-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb

yedo yedo (another "new" term for the GFY community

)

Jim

and that means what al mighty wigger

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrC

and that means what al mighty wigger

means yeah yeah

Jim

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

that's a lotta people fo sho.

I think I started a revolution.

Jim

rollinOn20s · 02-27-2005, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Fuck her in the butt

This guy knows what he is talking about!

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollinOn20s

This guy knows what he is talking about!

*cosigned*

Jim

Love Sex · 02-27-2005, 05:59 PM

personally I dont like some random chicks blood on me. I was actually talking to one of my girls about this yesterday and all I was thinking is if a bloody period sex site would convert well !!!

jimb · 02-27-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex

personally I dont like some random chicks blood on me. I was actually talking to one of my girls about this yesterday and all I was thinking is if a bloody period sex site would convert well !!!

Hmm...interesting....

Jim

thefool · 02-27-2005, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex

thanks, but less than .7% of the entire population of the United States has AIDS, so you can stop being paranoid.

So in turn, fuck it and chuck it.

Its this mentality that will have it at .8% and maybe you'll be among them?

The fact that she was ragging it, gonna raw dog it, in someone elses fucking CAR, no less, show's that she probably is far less picky when she's NOT ragging it. She might not have aids, but how about beating these odds:

Incidence (annual) of Gonorrhea: 800,000 cases (CDC estimate/NIAID)
Incidence Rate: approx 1 in 339 or 0.29% or 800,000 people in USA

Approx 1 in 4 or 24.63% or 67 million people in USA have Herpes!

Approx 1 in 68 or 1.47% or 4 million people in USA have Clamydia.
Incidence of Chlamydia: This infection is now the most common of all bacterial STDs, with an estimated 4 to 8 million new cases occurring each year.

Approx 1 in 13 or 7.35% or 20 million people in USA have HPV (genital warts).
Incidence of HPV: approx 1 in 49 or 2.02% or 5.5 million people in USA new cases occurring each year.

Hmm.. so basically your .7% window just got a whole lot narrower!

Hope your dick doesn't fall off, if I had one, I'd be a little more informed with my statistic before I stuck it in something!

reynold · 02-27-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

A gentleman would have done it and washed her up afterward with a warm cloth...

Not a bad idea.

jonesy · 02-27-2005, 09:02 PM

youre a fag.

NEXT!

Spunky · 02-27-2005, 09:05 PM

A little blood never hurt anyone...

pornguy · 02-27-2005, 09:06 PM

Do you really talk that way?? Or did you take the time to sit there and make that as ghetto as you could??

Big Red Machine · 02-27-2005, 09:19 PM

Crime Scene Sex - banging on the rag . Save it for the shower so it washes away. You made the right move with the BJ.....aight

jimb · 02-27-2005, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Do you really talk that way?? Or did you take the time to sit there and make that as ghetto as you could??

Nah, I dont talk that way...used gizoogle ;)

Jim

rowan · 02-28-2005, 05:19 AM

gangbangjoe · 02-28-2005, 05:25 AM

7 fucking "aight"

aight ?

fl_prn_str · 02-28-2005, 12:29 PM

I have banged many chicks @ "that time of the month"....Hell If you want I can download them and burn a DVD just for you to view.......sex is sex......and dude sometimes its messy......sometimes its downright disgusting...but a fuck is a fuck is a fuck......and if ya dont like fucking "just say no".

by the way dude just to clarify for the record, I would have totally banged her.....

wdsguy · 02-28-2005, 12:46 PM

so thats your life story?

Screaming · 02-28-2005, 12:50 PM

no sex on my period

Manowar · 02-28-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thechad

I stopped reading after the second "aight"

Same here

will76 · 08-19-2011, 10:20 AM

Well, I guess you could make a lot of money "banging", but it could get you in trouble.

Oh wait, you talking about girls.

seeandsee · 08-19-2011, 10:29 AM

6 years old BJ not got back

digitalfantasies · 08-19-2011, 10:34 AM

and then the loch ness monster was like: Hey bro!, ya got $3,50?

and I was like: fuck you bis ass loch ness monster... aight?

you can see the rest of the story here:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M

WebCashMaker · 08-19-2011, 10:35 AM

femdomdestiny · 08-19-2011, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb

but we are talking sex in the car, nowhere to really wash up.

Jim

There is always fuel tank.

JamesGw · 08-19-2011, 10:59 AM

My eyes hurt after trying to read that.

fuzebox · 08-19-2011, 11:08 AM

I don't remember reading this thread the first time around, but it definitely doesn't seem like jim's normal writing. Pretty sure it was posted in satire.

marlboroack · 08-19-2011, 11:21 AM

I don't fuck bitches on their rag anymore, my dick get's an infection and then i need to get shots in my ass. Sight isn't pretty at all. Highly advise you wait till the soup is warm if you know what i mean.

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