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#1 |
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Man cuts off his own penis !!!
hmm... maybe this belongs on the thread :"the truth about this industry". I mean - this is what it drives ppl to:
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#2 |
There can be only one
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That's just fucking wrong. What an idiot.
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#3 |
No Refunds Issued.
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yeah I also remember a story about some Philipinia guy who firs cut off his dick and some time later his left nut. The dude was trying to get government attetion to supply job places for people.
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#4 |
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The verse, from the New Testament, reads "If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire."
What an idiot, the verse never said anything about a penis. |
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#5 |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
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But.. it caused him to sin...
Shrug.. I like my dick, its will ALWAYS be there. =p I wonder if he now regrets cutting it off... cause now when he gets a boner, it doesent shoot pleasure but pain. =p ------------------ - TheWatcher Spank me, I like it. |
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#6 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Bumfuck
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Thank GAWD I'ma SINNER instead of some dickless moron! |
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#7 |
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: A bar somewhere in the UK
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Well at least he'll be able to see now without his bollocks hanging in his eyes.
Dickhead. Fossa ------------------ ![]() Submit your mature gallerys here Old Sploshers TGP |
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#8 |
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Location: Queens NY
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how come i dont hear girls cutting off their breast in the news ;\
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#9 |
aka K-Man
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i didnt know Sleazy was phillipino??!?!!?
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#10 |
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Damn! It's amazing what people will do in the name of "religion"?!
Amp said it best, "That's just fucking wrong." |
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#11 |
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Damn..all I can say is..."OUCH!"
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Location: Bedford, NH 03110
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#13 |
I'm here for SPORT
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I only wish I came from the south pacific.
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Could be worse, he could be out sinning..... raping, molesting......... if ya can't handle the heat....... well............. in this case, cut it off.
Tam ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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#15 |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Everville
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That's just not right
Man what the hell are people thinking, do they have no self control, I mean cutting off your penis because you believe it draws you to women, holy shit, I think that's the reason it's there, well that and the urination thing, ![]() I just hope that that dude doesn't reproduce |
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#16 |
Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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Sinner my ass..
The lord gave us our dick to use.. Fuck.. way back in biblical history our ancestors fucked their sisters & mothers & cousins & so on & everything was merry..NOW all of a sudden it's taboo.. Sin my ass.. Go fuck your mothers & fathers, brothers & sisters, aunts & uncles, cousins & so on.. What the fuck..we all supposedly spawned from the same family anyway right! ------------------ Here's Who I Use to Make My Money! And This is my Fucking Website! |
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Right. Quote:
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#18 |
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"Follow up to the story: He was right and it did." Tina Fey, SNL
Another good example of why religion is fucked up. Self-mutilation and violence is fine and dandy, but sex is a big old no no! Sheesh |
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Merry Christmas to all. Love, Me and FADES mommy. ![]() |
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#20 |
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LAMOROFL
Oh my God. ------------------ - TheWatcher Spank me, I like it. |
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#21 |
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and I thought I had sagging tits............ whew, next to this mine are perky as the damn day I was born...........
yuck rotfl ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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#22 |
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THOSE ARE TITS ?!?
Fuck! I thought they were SADDLEBAGS ... like on a Harley-Davidson ... DAAAAAAYUM ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ------------------ ![]() The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples |
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#23 |
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OhmiGawd! That's some scary shit.
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