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Old 12-08-2001, 03:00 PM   #1
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Man cuts off his own penis !!!

hmm... maybe this belongs on the thread :"the truth about this industry". I mean - this is what it drives ppl to:
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Old 12-08-2001, 03:19 PM   #2
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That's just fucking wrong. What an idiot.
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Old 12-08-2001, 03:31 PM   #3
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yeah I also remember a story about some Philipinia guy who firs cut off his dick and some time later his left nut. The dude was trying to get government attetion to supply job places for people.
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Old 12-08-2001, 03:41 PM   #4
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The verse, from the New Testament, reads "If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire."

What an idiot, the verse never said anything about a penis.
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Old 12-08-2001, 03:44 PM   #5
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But.. it caused him to sin...

Shrug.. I like my dick, its will ALWAYS be there. =p

I wonder if he now regrets cutting it off... cause now when he gets a boner, it doesent shoot pleasure but pain. =p

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Old 12-08-2001, 05:35 PM   #6
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Thank GAWD I'ma SINNER instead of some dickless moron!
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Old 12-08-2001, 05:43 PM   #7
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Well at least he'll be able to see now without his bollocks hanging in his eyes.
Dickhead.

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Old 12-08-2001, 07:00 PM   #8
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how come i dont hear girls cutting off their breast in the news ;\
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Old 12-08-2001, 07:03 PM   #9
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i didnt know Sleazy was phillipino??!?!!?

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Old 12-08-2001, 07:06 PM   #10
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Damn! It's amazing what people will do in the name of "religion"?!

Amp said it best, "That's just fucking wrong."

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Old 12-08-2001, 07:12 PM   #11
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Damn..all I can say is..."OUCH!"
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Old 12-08-2001, 07:15 PM   #12
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i didnt know Sleazy was phillipino??!?!!?

Ahem....the correct term is Filipino.

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Old 12-08-2001, 07:33 PM   #13
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I only wish I came from the south pacific.
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Old 12-08-2001, 08:31 PM   #14
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Could be worse, he could be out sinning..... raping, molesting......... if ya can't handle the heat....... well............. in this case, cut it off.

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Old 12-08-2001, 08:48 PM   #15
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That's just not right
Man what the hell are people thinking, do they have no self control, I mean cutting off your penis because you believe it draws you to women, holy shit, I think that's the reason it's there, well that and the urination thing,
I just hope that that dude doesn't reproduce
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Old 12-08-2001, 08:53 PM   #16
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Sinner my ass..
The lord gave us our dick to use..
Fuck..
way back in biblical history our ancestors fucked their sisters & mothers & cousins & so on & everything was merry..NOW all of a sudden it's taboo..
Sin my ass..
Go fuck your mothers & fathers, brothers & sisters, aunts & uncles, cousins & so on..
What the fuck..we all supposedly spawned from the same family anyway right!

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Old 12-08-2001, 10:34 PM   #17
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Right.

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Originally posted by spacedog:
Sinner my ass..
The lord gave us our dick to use..
Fuck..
way back in biblical history our ancestors fucked their sisters & mothers & cousins & so on & everything was merry..NOW all of a sudden it's taboo..
Sin my ass..
Go fuck your mothers & fathers, brothers & sisters, aunts & uncles, cousins & so on..
What the fuck..we all supposedly spawned from the same family anyway right!

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Old 12-08-2001, 10:35 PM   #18
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"Follow up to the story: He was right and it did." Tina Fey, SNL

Another good example of why religion is fucked up. Self-mutilation and violence is fine and dandy, but sex is a big old no no! Sheesh


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Old 12-08-2001, 10:45 PM   #19
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Merry Christmas to all.

Love,
Me and FADES mommy.

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Old 12-08-2001, 11:31 PM   #20
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Oh my God.

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Old 12-09-2001, 01:36 AM   #21
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and I thought I had sagging tits............ whew, next to this mine are perky as the damn day I was born...........

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Old 12-09-2001, 09:27 AM   #22
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THOSE ARE TITS ?!?

Fuck! I thought they were SADDLEBAGS ... like on a Harley-Davidson ... DAAAAAAYUM !



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Old 12-09-2001, 10:09 AM   #23
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OhmiGawd! That's some scary shit.
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