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tASSy 02-25-2005 08:19 PM
hahaha, i was wondering why everyone was so confused, it seemed pretty straight forward to me. then i realised if someone didn't know that you, red, are a woman, that this would be much more confusing haha.

your daughter cracks me up, when i was younger i said i was going to hire someone to work for me so i wouldn't have to work...i didn't quite get the concept - but really nowadays, isn't that exactly what we're all trying to do? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

pornguy 02-25-2005 08:22 PM
Sorry to hear that outsourcing for the period does not work.

Tala 02-25-2005 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornguy
Sorry to hear that outsourcing for the period does not work.
You're not the only one. Trust Me.

RRRED 02-25-2005 08:32 PM
:1orglaugh you guys are so funny... I COULD go in the hottub with her I was just using that as an excuse cuz I was wrapping up this hosting deal with an affiliate and it was dragging on and on.

Then the questions and the demands for answers came spilling out so I figured now's as good a time as any... She's 7 1/2

dropped9 02-25-2005 10:20 PM
This thread is a perfect example of how fucking stupid some of you gfyers are...

xclusive 02-25-2005 10:23 PM
my daughter is 2 I look forward to scaring the fuck out of the boys wanting to date her

Shoehorn! 02-25-2005 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RRRED
She started bawling and said "NOOOOO I will get a good job and pay someone so I don't have to do that!"

That's my girl LOLOLOL
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 02-25-2005 10:27 PM
I don't understand this post.

why are you letting her in the hot tub while she is having her periods?
it's not ok for you to go in there with her today, but tomorow will be ok?

wtf

GiantGnome 02-25-2005 10:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
I don't understand this post.

why are you letting her in the hot tub while she is having her periods?
it's not ok for you to go in there with her today, but tomorow will be ok?

wtf
The girl is 7 and a half. She is not having a period, Red is, and im getting grossed out just thinking about it.

Hey look mommy. Youre turning the water red just like Moses

pxxx 02-25-2005 10:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tala
Hint: It has something to do with every 28 days. :error
My gf is struggling through hers now. Sucks donkey balls for me. :(

Peaches 02-25-2005 10:34 PM
Having "the talk" with a daughter would be easy, IMHO. Having "the talk" (all of them - damn the little shit was full of questions) with the son - not so fun!!

sickkittens 02-25-2005 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Myst
u cant go in the hot tub with your daughter?
Quote of the week.

pxxx 02-25-2005 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantGnome
The girl is 7 and a half. She is not having a period, Red is, and im getting grossed out just thinking about it.

Hey look mommy. Youre turning the water red just like Moses
Uhhh, that is just nasty. :disgust

SmokeyTheBear 02-25-2005 11:13 PM
rrred just a heads up , and a question..

Did you say anything to your daughter about telling her friends ( or not too ).

Because when my wife told my daughter she went to school and told all the other girls who in turn told their mothers, who then called me

baddog 02-25-2005 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RRRED
She started bawling and said "NOOOOO I will get a good job and pay someone so I don't have to do that!"
Capitalism rocks

Shortbread 02-25-2005 11:18 PM
I have one word for you: tampon!

Sosa 02-26-2005 12:02 AM
well that is one way to tell her.

rowan 02-26-2005 06:00 AM
Dumb male mode here - doesn't the bleeding stop when you're bathing or in water? I guess she'll find out one day you were just using it as an excuse. :)

Manowar 02-26-2005 06:05 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ssp 02-26-2005 06:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rowan
Dumb male mode here - doesn't the bleeding stop when you're bathing or in water? I guess she'll find out one day you were just using it as an excuse. :)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

brilsmurf 02-26-2005 06:09 AM
and why didnt you go in the tub with her? its only a spoon of boud...

nico-t 02-26-2005 06:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xclusive
my daughter is 2 I look forward to scaring the fuck out of the boys wanting to date her
nah just not knowing rrreds a woman.... i didnt know it either when i read the first post, i didnt understand shit of that post! but now i do :drinkup

gangbangjoe 02-26-2005 06:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by devilspost

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reynold 02-27-2005 08:53 PM
Such a smart girl. :1orglaugh


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