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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal
Posts: 21
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My first time
It was my first time. As I layed back my muscles tightened. I put him off for awhile seaching for an excuse, but he refused to be swayed as he approached me. He asked if I as afraid and I shook my head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger had found the right place. He probes deeply and I shiver; my body tenses: but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within my eyes and tells me to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes me and I open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. I begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause me as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, I feel the tissue give away; pain surges throughout my body and I feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at me concerned and asked me if it's too painful. My eyes were filled with tears but I shook my head and noded for him to go on. He begins moving in & out with skill but I am now too numb to feel him with in me. After a few frenzied moments, I feel something bursting within me and he pulls it out of me, I lay there panting, glad to have it over. He looks at me and smiles warmly, tells me, with a chuckle; that I have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. I smiled and thanked my dentist. After all, it was my first time to have a tooth pulled |
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#2 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 146
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Old. :E
A classic though. |
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 854
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Thats good, read it before though!
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Australia.
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not to bad.
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#5 | |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal
Posts: 21
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#6 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal
Posts: 6,269
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i love it how it was constructed...very nice
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#7 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 10,579
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lol thats a good one, got me
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal
Posts: 930
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seen it before but still pretty funny
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#9 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 146
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Definately a classic. I was telling it in 6th grade. Always gets a chuckle out of me though.
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