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Theo · 12-06-2001, 06:14 PM

posted from my friend Scarecrow on a another board. Find out if your son is a hacker
http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%2 0Hacker.htm

Adult Content Solutions · 12-06-2001, 06:19 PM

"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"."

Since when ? :-))))

Adult Content Solutions · 12-06-2001, 06:20 PM

"5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day."

Well, gee, I can dos someone in 2 seconds...

Anyone else finding this rediculous?

Matt · 12-06-2001, 06:22 PM

haha not bad

"Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. "

Theo · 12-06-2001, 06:26 PM

AMD=CORRUPTION

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Kimmykim · 12-06-2001, 06:27 PM

This is like one of those Bonsai Kitty things I hope.

yys · 12-06-2001, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
posted from my friend Scarecrow on a another board. Find out if your son is a hacker
http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%2 0Hacker.htm

By chance does your friend go by the handle rocklin on this other board and is the board on a subdomain of a host that is in here all the time because I saw this posted on the other board earlier in the week. I like this part of it.
"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government"

[This message has been edited by yys (edited 12-06-2001).]

Theo · 12-06-2001, 06:31 PM

nope,he uses the nickname i mentioned, but i'm sure this link has been posted in a lot of places.

I think FBI should investigate the son of the writter.

yys · 12-06-2001, 06:33 PM

Here's another good one from that website
"We here at Adequacy.org apologize for any difficulty you may be encountering with your Adequacy Experience?. As a part of our patriotic duty to this great nation of ours, we are currently installing a certain, classified module to our proprietary, closed-source web serving system. We expect to have these issues worked out very soon - two or three weeks at most. Thank you for your patience!"

SilverTab · 12-06-2001, 07:11 PM

"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school."

LMFAO...
What about grand theft auto 3 ?

"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos,"

LOLOL..this is too funny

Damn I don't know who wrote this but he sure don't know alot about computers!

Justin txdn · 12-06-2001, 07:51 PM

oh my god!
my son has an AMD processor and plays quake, im going to notify the school and FBI imediatly and give him a good spanking!

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RK · 12-06-2001, 07:59 PM

obviously this is suposed to be a joke

Justin txdn · 12-06-2001, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RK:
obviously this is suposed to be a joke

Really??! cause i was about to go out and buy me a paddle

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kmanrox · 12-07-2001, 03:20 AM

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Dualcpu · 12-07-2001, 03:49 AM

Entertaining, i hope it isnt serious though.
What a bunch of B.S.

;-)

jsmaster · 12-07-2001, 03:54 AM

Hehe

A thought we all get into this business being a "hacker" ... Seeing that my first Computer was an Atari 400... And originally got on the net with a 286 "slipping" into a internet connection.

If our children are hacking without causing harm I hope they move thing forward as fast as we did!

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Love my tag line, now if I could just get them to announce my AS

[This message has been edited by jsmaster (edited 12-07-2001).]

Trax · 12-07-2001, 06:47 AM

lol.. stacheldraht is what i call a famouse hacker program

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Kimmykim · 12-07-2001, 11:07 AM

Well the sad thing is all the unknowing parents frantically searching for Flash and Comet Cursor on their kids computers.

Of course Comet Cursor sucks and should be deleted...

On-top · 12-07-2001, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
AMD=CORRUPTION

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

I think my dad's a hacker...

Rick55 · 12-07-2001, 11:26 AM

I think I'm gonna call AMD and tell them about it. Bet they sue in 2 seconds flat.

LOL

^R3K^ · 12-07-2001, 01:29 PM

This Is The Biggest Peice Of Shit I Have EVER Read.. I Cant Believe That Anyone Would Take This Serrous And I Hope They Do Not!

12-06-2001, 06:14 PM	#1
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Is your son a hacker?? posted from my friend Scarecrow on a another board. Find out if your son is a hacker http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%2 0Hacker.htm

12-06-2001, 06:19 PM	#2
Adult Content Solutions Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 124	"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"." Since when ? :-))))

12-06-2001, 06:20 PM	#3
Adult Content Solutions Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 124	"5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day? If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day." Well, gee, I can dos someone in 2 seconds... Anyone else finding this rediculous?

12-06-2001, 06:22 PM	#4
Matt Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 173	haha not bad "Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. "

12-06-2001, 06:26 PM	#5
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	AMD=CORRUPTION If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

12-06-2001, 06:27 PM	#6
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	This is like one of those Bonsai Kitty things I hope.

12-06-2001, 06:31 PM	#8
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	nope,he uses the nickname i mentioned, but i'm sure this link has been posted in a lot of places. I think FBI should investigate the son of the writter.

12-06-2001, 06:33 PM	#9
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	Here's another good one from that website "We here at Adequacy.org apologize for any difficulty you may be encountering with your Adequacy Experience?. As a part of our patriotic duty to this great nation of ours, we are currently installing a certain, classified module to our proprietary, closed-source web serving system. We expect to have these issues worked out very soon - two or three weeks at most. Thank you for your patience!"

12-06-2001, 07:11 PM	#10
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school." LMFAO... What about grand theft auto 3 ? "BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos," LOLOL..this is too funny Damn I don't know who wrote this but he sure don't know alot about computers!

12-06-2001, 07:51 PM	#11
Justin txdn Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 31	oh my god! my son has an AMD processor and plays quake, im going to notify the school and FBI imediatly and give him a good spanking! ------------------ huh?

12-06-2001, 07:59 PM	#12
RK Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: In a Bunker Posts: 868	obviously this is suposed to be a joke

12-07-2001, 03:20 AM	#14
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	that is the most ludacris article i've ever read lol ------------------ K-MaN icq 1337988 NicheBucks 50/50 RawPussy TGP Secret Galleries TGP Trade Traffic For All Sites at BuiltonPorn

12-07-2001, 03:49 AM	#15
Dualcpu Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 488	Entertaining, i hope it isnt serious though. What a bunch of B.S. ;-)

12-07-2001, 03:54 AM	#16
jsmaster Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Columbus,OH Posts: 30	Hehe A thought we all get into this business being a "hacker" ... Seeing that my first Computer was an Atari 400... And originally got on the net with a 286 "slipping" into a internet connection. If our children are hacking without causing harm I hope they move thing forward as fast as we did! .. Love my tag line, now if I could just get them to announce my AS [This message has been edited by jsmaster (edited 12-07-2001).]

12-07-2001, 06:47 AM	#17
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	lol.. stacheldraht is what i call a famouse hacker program ------------------ Best Paying Sponsors: ARS - Best PayPerSignup + AVS Sponsor ICQ: 59101924

12-07-2001, 11:07 AM	#18
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Well the sad thing is all the unknowing parents frantically searching for Flash and Comet Cursor on their kids computers. Of course Comet Cursor sucks and should be deleted...

12-07-2001, 11:26 AM	#20
Rick55 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Ottawa,Ontario Posts: 63	I think I'm gonna call AMD and tell them about it. Bet they sue in 2 seconds flat. LOL

12-07-2001, 01:29 PM	#21
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	This Is The Biggest Peice Of Shit I Have EVER Read.. I Cant Believe That Anyone Would Take This Serrous And I Hope They Do Not!