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Derek@XAMO · 12-06-2001, 03:30 PM

Here's a few tips for all you gfy's that are going to Vegas for the first time.

DerekXamo's tips!

1. Wear shoes that you are comfortable in! You will be doin a ton of walking! I learnt the hard way! ouch!!

2. If you plan on collecting stuff which I highly recomend you do. Collect your porn and drop it off at your room. It will save your back and the embarrasment of lugging around the largest porn magazine collection. Shit that was me. hehe

3. Don't lie! About your income, traffic, deals, stats etc! Why do I say this? because you get a few free drinks in guys and all of sudden..... you know the rest

4.Bring your bizness cards. Spend some money it will be worth it

5. Introduce yourself! Don't be shy! I was so shy my first show I had a heck time getting any bizness done. Cool people in this industy. And a tons of hotties.

6. It's huge! The show jackass...hehe Don't get distracted. Take your internext book and make it your personal bible. Have a game plan!

There are tons more!

OK that was 5 minute effort.

Let's here yours!

rollin · 12-06-2001, 03:39 PM

get naked.
get drunk.
get women.
get money.

tips to a successfull webmaster!

rollin · 12-06-2001, 03:42 PM

thats 5 seconds of effort!
and days of fun!

:P

boneprone · 12-06-2001, 03:43 PM

Derek Trout is in Da House!

Derek@XAMO · 12-06-2001, 03:49 PM

What's that suppose to mean?

DrewKole · 12-06-2001, 03:52 PM

Thanks for that Derek...

Its gonna be my first internext. =)

Hope to meet ya

Derek@XAMO · 12-06-2001, 03:57 PM

You going to have a blast!

And your very welcome!!

DrewKole · 12-06-2001, 04:01 PM

Oh yeah... heres a tip.

Always get a players card at each casino, and use em.

Last time I went, I spent a ton of each casino's cash... =) Just won $500 one place, went to another, spent $500, won $500 came out even, rinse repeat...

So I racked up a good tally on my cards.

And luckily, Caesars, Harrahs, and the Flamingo are offerin me free rooms durin the internext stay. =)

So do it damnit.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 12-06-2001, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Derek@XAMO:
Here's a few tips for all you gfy's that are going to Vegas for the first time.

DerekXamo's tips!

1. Wear shoes that you are comfortable in! You will be doin a ton of walking! I learnt the hard way! ouch!!

Serves you right for wearing your STILLETTOS, Bitch!

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The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

Derek@XAMO · 12-06-2001, 04:41 PM

Very Funny Hungryman!

I should have expected a comment like that from you!

Your just a barrel of laughs eh!

hehe

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 12-06-2001, 04:44 PM

EH ?!?

Take Off YOU HOSER !!

lol

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The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

boneprone · 12-06-2001, 07:09 PM

Da Trout Man!

Whaaaaatzaaaaaaap!!

kittykat69 · 12-07-2001, 12:16 AM

That's my Derek!!!!!!!
Always lookin out for everyone else!
:P

Hey babe! we gotta cath up there!
we'll have a blast!

BrettJ · 12-07-2001, 01:03 AM

what about the parties, derek, are they all b.y.o.c.r.?

whatever happened to doug from xamo?

D$ · 12-07-2001, 09:42 AM

Don't Playa Hate!!!

Go to the Players Ball 1/08/02

Get there early.

Register for a pass @ http://www.theplayersball.com/register.html

Get your VIP perks.

Pick up a hotty that night.

Leave D$ Alone!

Derek@XAMO · 12-07-2001, 10:16 AM

Rollin you are one funny guy! Hut me up on icq I need to talk to you.

Hey Bonnerprone! What's new? I called your cell the other day.

Kitty- I just read your post about marying a porn star. Some great input. You made me think. Ouch!!! thinking hurts hehe

BrettJ- Doug is still here. He just bought a new house and is ecxpecting his first child so he has been on the down low. Is there somethng I can help you with?

Here's a few more tips

7. Bring your camera everywhere. You just never know in Las Vegas. Form Celebs to some public nudity. hehe So be prepared!

8. Internext is NOT a huge Roman sytle orgy or maybe it is and I'm going to the wrong parties. lol
Your intentions should be to make money not to get laid. Hey that's me. Treat the girls with respect espeically at parties. You get drunk and stupid and next thing ya know. They are not sluts or whores they are models and webmasters.

9. Wear what you feel most comfortable in. I like to dress up a little. Not my bar star clothes but my favorite shirt and pants. You will see eveything from suits to bikini's so wear what you like. There is no dress code however bring your Suit/dress in case you may need it for a fancy diner or party.

10. I have a tons of contacts that I do bizness with yet never see thier face. So make you badge vivisble. If I can't read it I don't know who you are. And when you do introduce yourself tell me who you are. None of this YAH I'M Derek from Xamo. You don't know who am I? Bullshit!! Acutually no I don't and I could care less with an attitude like that. Be specific in what you do and where you focus your time.

And finally check your ego at the door.
Nuff said!

12-06-2001, 03:30 PM	#1
Derek@XAMO Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brandon Manitoba, Canada Posts: 240	DerekXamo Tips to Success Here's a few tips for all you gfy's that are going to Vegas for the first time. DerekXamo's tips! 1. Wear shoes that you are comfortable in! You will be doin a ton of walking! I learnt the hard way! ouch!! 2. If you plan on collecting stuff which I highly recomend you do. Collect your porn and drop it off at your room. It will save your back and the embarrasment of lugging around the largest porn magazine collection. Shit that was me. hehe 3. Don't lie! About your income, traffic, deals, stats etc! Why do I say this? because you get a few free drinks in guys and all of sudden..... you know the rest 4.Bring your bizness cards. Spend some money it will be worth it 5. Introduce yourself! Don't be shy! I was so shy my first show I had a heck time getting any bizness done. Cool people in this industy. And a tons of hotties. 6. It's huge! The show jackass...hehe Don't get distracted. Take your internext book and make it your personal bible. Have a game plan! There are tons more! OK that was 5 minute effort. Let's here yours!

12-06-2001, 03:39 PM	#2
rollin Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 436	get naked. get drunk. get women. get money. tips to a successfull webmaster!

12-06-2001, 03:42 PM	#3
rollin Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 436	thats 5 seconds of effort! and days of fun! :P

12-06-2001, 03:43 PM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Derek Trout is in Da House!

12-06-2001, 03:49 PM	#5
Derek@XAMO Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brandon Manitoba, Canada Posts: 240	What's that suppose to mean?

12-06-2001, 03:52 PM	#6
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Thanks for that Derek... Its gonna be my first internext. =) Hope to meet ya

12-06-2001, 03:57 PM	#7
Derek@XAMO Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brandon Manitoba, Canada Posts: 240	You going to have a blast! And your very welcome!!

12-06-2001, 04:01 PM	#8
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Oh yeah... heres a tip. Always get a players card at each casino, and use em. Last time I went, I spent a ton of each casino's cash... =) Just won $500 one place, went to another, spent $500, won $500 came out even, rinse repeat... So I racked up a good tally on my cards. And luckily, Caesars, Harrahs, and the Flamingo are offerin me free rooms durin the internext stay. =) So do it damnit.

12-06-2001, 04:41 PM	#10
Derek@XAMO Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brandon Manitoba, Canada Posts: 240	Very Funny Hungryman! I should have expected a comment like that from you! Your just a barrel of laughs eh! hehe

12-06-2001, 04:44 PM	#11
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	EH ?!? Take Off YOU HOSER !! lol ------------------ The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

12-06-2001, 07:09 PM	#12
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Da Trout Man! Whaaaaatzaaaaaaap!!

12-07-2001, 12:16 AM	#13
kittykat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wonderland Posts: 695	That's my Derek!!!!!!! Always lookin out for everyone else! :P Hey babe! we gotta cath up there! we'll have a blast!

12-07-2001, 01:03 AM	#14
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	what about the parties, derek, are they all b.y.o.c.r.? whatever happened to doug from xamo?

12-07-2001, 09:42 AM	#15
D$ Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 26	Don't Playa Hate!!! Go to the Players Ball 1/08/02 Get there early. Register for a pass @ http://www.theplayersball.com/register.html Get your VIP perks. Pick up a hotty that night. Leave D$ Alone!

12-07-2001, 10:16 AM	#16
Derek@XAMO Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brandon Manitoba, Canada Posts: 240	Rollin you are one funny guy! Hut me up on icq I need to talk to you. Hey Bonnerprone! What's new? I called your cell the other day. Kitty- I just read your post about marying a porn star. Some great input. You made me think. Ouch!!! thinking hurts hehe BrettJ- Doug is still here. He just bought a new house and is ecxpecting his first child so he has been on the down low. Is there somethng I can help you with? Here's a few more tips 7. Bring your camera everywhere. You just never know in Las Vegas. Form Celebs to some public nudity. hehe So be prepared! 8. Internext is NOT a huge Roman sytle orgy or maybe it is and I'm going to the wrong parties. lol Your intentions should be to make money not to get laid. Hey that's me. Treat the girls with respect espeically at parties. You get drunk and stupid and next thing ya know. They are not sluts or whores they are models and webmasters. 9. Wear what you feel most comfortable in. I like to dress up a little. Not my bar star clothes but my favorite shirt and pants. You will see eveything from suits to bikini's so wear what you like. There is no dress code however bring your Suit/dress in case you may need it for a fancy diner or party. 10. I have a tons of contacts that I do bizness with yet never see thier face. So make you badge vivisble. If I can't read it I don't know who you are. And when you do introduce yourself tell me who you are. None of this YAH I'M Derek from Xamo. You don't know who am I? Bullshit!! Acutually no I don't and I could care less with an attitude like that. Be specific in what you do and where you focus your time. And finally check your ego at the door. Nuff said!