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thefool 02-23-2005 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Was that before of after sucking his dick?

Eeew no way, he was old! I have a huge problem dating older men, oldest guy I've slept with was 34 and he was the WORST of them all!!! Considering I was 20 in college and the professor was like 50 who saw me, he'd have had to find a way to give me a 4.0 GPA across the board, pay for my tuition, AND hook me up with his son! lol

Sparks 02-23-2005 04:53 PM
Like my mom always said.... is that where you want to be when Jesus returns?

Lol, that sux man. Be more careful next time. And who knows, maybe they were impressed!

emthree 02-23-2005 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by InkedUpMess
LMAO, Greatest thread ever
You like hearing about exposed penises huh?

sickkittens 02-23-2005 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

:1orglaugh Too funny.

jabula 02-23-2005 09:48 PM
Who cares :1orglaugh

LionDollars 02-23-2005 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by brand0n
give a fuck, i dont.
I'll second that, its not like they saw you murder someone, its just jerking off...

tASSy 02-23-2005 09:52 PM
you should go next door and knock and ask if they can help you out next time :2 cents:

sonofsam 02-23-2005 09:55 PM
okay so basically what you're trying to say is they saw your hand move up and down, and then their son went and grabbed a telescope to see what the fuck you were doing... and THEN you got "owned"

correct?

Spunky 02-23-2005 09:55 PM
You sick fuck..next time I'm calling the cops :mad:

reynold 02-23-2005 11:22 PM
Nice to do it while being watched. :1orglaugh

sonofsam 02-23-2005 11:23 PM
50 people seeing a small penised man moving his hand up and down near his crotch

woj 02-23-2005 11:23 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sonofsam 02-23-2005 11:25 PM
woj hahhhha you must be mad i stole the 50th thread

i'm sorry... have i done you proud? :(

cosis 02-23-2005 11:25 PM
whats sick is them watching - perverts

Nismo 02-23-2005 11:26 PM
RED TEAM GO! RED TEAM GO! WE SEE THE MASTERBATOR!

http://members.ismi.net/sheriff/images/Raid%2004.JPG

sonofsam 02-23-2005 11:27 PM
BAAHAHAAHHHHAH i just realized that's not even swat hahahha its some tryhard geeks.. look at the truck hahaha

sonofsam 02-23-2005 11:29 PM
http://www.punchstock.com/image/imag...rge/eb1849.jpg

woj 02-23-2005 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
woj hahhhha you must be mad i stole the 50th thread

i'm sorry... have i done you proud? :(
yea, I'm really crushed now :(

Shoehorn! 02-24-2005 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by detoxed
you waved after they watched you jackoff? lol
:1orglaugh

Funky Bastard 02-24-2005 12:27 AM
I beat my meat in the front yard some times I'll get butt naked and run to the street light and nut all over it! it's a rush!

TruckStopProductions 02-24-2005 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by ssp
I was jerking off, and right after i came, i look outside thru the blinds. There is this one blind missing because it broke off this week which is really annoying. And I think I saw my neighbours who live across the street in front of their window. Just their contours. I tried waving at them to see if they waved back but they quickly disappeared. What the hell? :warning


not only did they catch you. they filmed it and posted it on the net. LOL
and there about to get tons of sign's up from it!

YOUR OWNED! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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