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SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:02 AM

I recently got into a little thing called casino gambling. I originally thought I had only lost 5k... that was the pre suicidal state I'm in now, lol... I just took a look at my transaction record and not even being able to legally gamble, looks like I'm in the hole a whopping 50k!

Exactly seven days ago I placed my first bet that would change my life, and will have an impact on me for the rest of my life.

* BEFORE YOU READ FURTHER *

This is NOT a charity thread, this is a business proposition. I need a loan of 50k and will negotiate an interest rate with you and pay you a fixed amount per month until our contract expires. I'm not a fly by night person, I know many people on this board personally.

Secondly,

this thread will be forwarded to personal friends and business partners of mine. I would like to apologize for my poor decision making and behaviour over the last week. I hope my actions have not made you lose much respect and trust in me. I vow I will never gamble again in my life! Gambling ruins lives and families. I strongly urge others to stay away from the bright lights and alluring colours that draw you in. be strong! You will never win! I learned this the hard way.

To the person(s) looking to take me up on my offer, I look forward to doing business with you. This is a low risk investment with a guaranteed return.

For others, I will be liquidating many of my possessions this month including an Acer notebook, as well as four other pc's that still havn't even gotten to me yet (two Toshiba notebooks and two Dell desktops) will also be up for sale soon. Will also be liquidating domains and anything else I find that is of value.

Once again I urge everyone else to stay away from gambling. Seven days ago I had never gambled on anything in my life, and today find myself over 50k in debt because of it. I almost wish it had been drugs I got into, like most *normal* people my age LOL. Don't let your greed get to you, and if you do decide to gamble for the love of GOD pull out when you're ahead! The worst part is thinking back to times when I was thousands ahead and not pulling out! It's the kind of stuff that will haunt you for a while.

Before I end this post I just wanted to aplogize one more time to my friends, family and business partners for this mistake.

Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Sincerely,

Andrew Katrib a.k.a SmutGiant

Drake · 11-04-2004, 05:06 AM

polish_aristocrat · 11-04-2004, 05:06 AM

Wow man, this seriously sucks, being 18 and blowing most of your money on casinos.

edited: and then again, if you suddenty started gambling and lost $50k within a week, then there's kinda risk that you can do it again.

stocktrader23 · 11-04-2004, 05:06 AM

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Wow man, this seriously sucks, being 18 and blowing most of your mony on casinos.

change the word most to all. I have nothing.

bigdog · 11-04-2004, 05:06 AM

you better ask sixnine for a loan

tical · 11-04-2004, 05:07 AM

wow, 50k in one week of ONLINE gambling? no free cocktails either?

shit man, got any home audio stuff?

Jace · 11-04-2004, 05:07 AM

wow man, sorry that happened...addictions suck ass

hope you get through it

p.s. i thought this was a chain letter at first

Bigwilly · 11-04-2004, 05:07 AM

casinos = stupid tax, how did you not know that you spent 50k?

Jace · 11-04-2004, 05:08 AM

tical, good point

hey SmutGiant, selling anything good?

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
casinos = stupid tax, how did you not know that you spent 50k?

When the greed and the rush hits you, $300 hands of blackjack on a screen seem like nothing.

stocktrader23 · 11-04-2004, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
When the greed and the rush hits you, $300 hands of blackjack on a screen seem like nothing.

You should have asked me for my blackjack strategy.

tical · 11-04-2004, 05:10 AM

I wish I was the affiliate you signed up through

SpaceAce · 11-04-2004, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
When the greed and the rush hits you, $300 hands of blackjack on a screen seem like nothing.

Hold on, you lost $50,000 at blackjack? Were you doubling down on four and hitting nineteen or what?

SpaceAce

tical · 11-04-2004, 05:14 AM

The minute you start gambling just to win back what you lost, it's time to go home (or unplug).

Jer · 11-04-2004, 05:16 AM

Holy crap. I'm sorry.

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:16 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
tical, good point

hey SmutGiant, selling anything good?

off the top of my head:

Acer notebook 1.33 ghz 128 megs of ram, 20 gig hard drive I've owned it for just over a month, used it probably once or twice. Needs an operating system becuase it's been reformatted

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Bigwilly · 11-04-2004, 05:17 AM

good luck anyhow, i just dont understand how anyone can lose 50k with online gambling

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by Bigwilly
good luck anyhow, i just dont understand how anyone can lose 50k with online gambling

Neither can I.. I didn't even fucking KNOW til I checked the transaction history, I can't even explain to myself how I just let it happen

Drake · 11-04-2004, 05:21 AM

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Originally posted by SmutGiant
Neither can I.. I didn't even fucking KNOW til I checked the transaction history, I can't even explain to myself how I just let it happen

It was online gambling? Man, that's a big payday, what site?

quiet · 11-04-2004, 05:22 AM

jesus

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike33
It was online gambling? Man, that's a big payday, what site?

casino on net 888.com as well as a little with blackjackballroom.com

Dawgy · 11-04-2004, 05:26 AM

seth is going to spank you.

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
seth is going to spank you.

I'll let you spank me too for $500

Everyone else form a line behind Dawgy

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2004, 05:44 AM

That really sucks man, but I am confused as to how you plan to pay back a 50k loan? Selling a couple laptops surely isn't going to cut it. How do you plan to pay back 50 grand with interest? Not trying to be a hardass, I am just wondering.

supermann · 11-04-2004, 05:44 AM

My friend, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have lost 50000$ by playing 300$ hands in blackjack. Considering a house edge of 0.5%, and approx 6 hands a minute, and even if you played full time, that means 40 HOURS A WEEK!!, here is your expected loss. To not make matters complicated, I will not calculate the doubles and splits because of the little variation in 40 hours of play.

60*40*6*300*0.5%=21600$
Even if I double with the standard variation, which the chances are EXTREMELY low because of 40 hours a week making a somewhat long run, you would lose 43200$.
And dont forget, I calculated you played 300$ a hand FULL TIME, non-stop, betting 300$ hands after another.
I DO beleive you lost money though, but not near 50000$.

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
That really sucks man, but I am confused as to how you plan to pay back a 50k loan? Selling a couple laptops surely isn't going to cut it. How do you plan to pay back 50 grand with interest? Not trying to be a hardass, I am just wondering.

Let's just say I have an above average income for my agegroup... or any agegroup for that matter... just not 50k/month LOL

stocktrader23 · 11-04-2004, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by supermann
My friend, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have lost 50000$ by playing 300$ hands in blackjack. Considering a house edge of 0.5%, and approx 6 hands a minute, and even if you played full time, that means 40 HOURS A WEEK!!, here is your expected loss. To not make matters complicated, I will not calculate the doubles and splits because of the little variation in 40 hours of play.

60*40*6*300*0.5%=21600$
Even if I double with the standard variation, which the chances are EXTREMELY low because of 40 hours a week making a somewhat long run, you would lose 43200$.
And dont forget, I calculated you played 300$ a hand FULL TIME, non-stop, betting 300$ hands after another.
I DO beleive you lost money though, but not near 50000$.

House edge is much higher unless you know exactly how to play. Also, ever heard of multiple hands or trolls?

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2004, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Let's just say I have an above average income for my agegroup... or any agegroup for that matter... just not 50k/month LOL

With all respect, no one that is smart with their money is going to loan you $50,000 on that statement alone.

I really do hope that things work out for you though.

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by supermann
My friend, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have lost 50000$ by playing 300$ hands in blackjack. Considering a house edge of 0.5%, and approx 6 hands a minute, and even if you played full time, that means 40 HOURS A WEEK!!, here is your expected loss. To not make matters complicated, I will not calculate the doubles and splits because of the little variation in 40 hours of play.

60*40*6*300*0.5%=21600$
Even if I double with the standard variation, which the chances are EXTREMELY low because of 40 hours a week making a somewhat long run, you would lose 43200$.
And dont forget, I calculated you played 300$ a hand FULL TIME, non-stop, betting 300$ hands after another.
I DO beleive you lost money though, but not near 50000$.

I found it hard to believe myself... and I was thinking I hope it's reverse transactions that it shows, but it says "Visa Card" next to the said transactions. I'm going to talk to their support right now

erehwon · 11-04-2004, 05:48 AM

Holy Sh*t!

$50K Canadian or $50K U.S.D. either way

Good Luck, I'd probably be eating my Glock 36 if I were in your shoes.

NaughtyINC · 11-04-2004, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Let's just say I have an above average income for my agegroup... or any agegroup for that matter... just not 50k/month LOL

break down how long it will take you to pay, also your current income.

stocktrader23 · 11-04-2004, 05:50 AM

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Originally posted by erehwon
Holy Sh*t!

$50K Canadian or $50K U.S.D. either way

Good Luck, I'd probably be eating my Glock 36 if I were in your shoes.

Why? You can always toss the credit card and hit the bankruptcy court.

yuvalus · 11-04-2004, 05:52 AM

Damn giant that is wahck!

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Why? You can always toss the credit card and hit the bankruptcy court.

... OR... I could charge back

"This PORNSITE I joined didn't have sufficient content!!

"

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyINC
break down how long it will take you to pay, also your current income.

It would take me 5 months to pay it off with my current income... If I lock myself up I could pull it off in 3-4.

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by supermann
My friend, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have lost 50000$ by playing 300$ hands in blackjack. Considering a house edge of 0.5%, and approx 6 hands a minute, and even if you played full time, that means 40 HOURS A WEEK!!, here is your expected loss. To not make matters complicated, I will not calculate the doubles and splits because of the little variation in 40 hours of play.

60*40*6*300*0.5%=21600$
Even if I double with the standard variation, which the chances are EXTREMELY low because of 40 hours a week making a somewhat long run, you would lose 43200$.
And dont forget, I calculated you played 300$ a hand FULL TIME, non-stop, betting 300$ hands after another.
I DO beleive you lost money though, but not near 50000$.

I have 55317.3 "comp points" in my account. You earn 1 comp point for ever $10 bet.

NaughtyINC · 11-04-2004, 05:57 AM

do you have bank statments etc to prove your income, as well as whom your employed by.. if self employed where u makign your $, im sure people would want to verify information..

polish_aristocrat · 11-04-2004, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
... OR... I could charge back

"This PORNSITE I joined didn't have sufficient content!! "

Libertine · 11-04-2004, 06:00 AM

First of all, you're a fucking idiot for doing this.
Secondly, the best thing to do is almost always to strike a deal with the company/bank you have a debt to. They want their money, and they know that a bankruptcy will prevent that from happening.

So, explain the situation to them, propose a realistic payback plan, show proof of your current income/expenses and they probably will want to make a deal with you.

The Oracle Porn · 11-04-2004, 06:07 AM

charge back

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2004, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
I have 55317.3 "comp points" in my account. You earn 1 comp point for ever $10 bet.

Then you're only $5,531.73 down.

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Then you're only $5,531.73 down.

Yep, just got off the phone with support THANK GOD!! fuck I need to get some sleep. lol

They put all my reverse cash outs under deposits and in the transaction history report it stated that all those deposits came off the Visa... now I'm GFY's new villiage idiot! THANKS A LOT CASINO ON NET! LOL

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2004, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Yep, just got off the phone with support THANK GOD!! fuck I need to get some sleep. lol

They put all my reverse cash outs under deposits and in the transaction history report it stated that all those deposits came off the Visa... now I'm GFY's new villiage idiot! THANKS A LOT CASINO ON NET! LOL

Where should the bill for my accounting services?

Dirty F · 11-04-2004, 06:20 AM

I lost 100 in the casino yesterday.

And how the fuck can you wake up and think you lost 50k but you dont know how. Now im a kinda chaotic with my bills and shit, i mean 100 bucks more or less i dont notice but fuck i would know how and when and why i lost 50k. Youre a strange guy.

polish_aristocrat · 11-04-2004, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Yep, just got off the phone with support THANK GOD!! fuck I need to get some sleep. lol

They put all my reverse cash outs under deposits and in the transaction history report it stated that all those deposits came off the Visa... now I'm GFY's new villiage idiot! THANKS A LOT CASINO ON NET! LOL

I like you, but here's a proper pic for you anyway

SpaceAce · 11-04-2004, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
Yep, just got off the phone with support THANK GOD!! fuck I need to get some sleep. lol

They put all my reverse cash outs under deposits and in the transaction history report it stated that all those deposits came off the Visa... now I'm GFY's new villiage idiot! THANKS A LOT CASINO ON NET! LOL

LOL! Don't you think you should have called support BEFORE you started liquidating everything you own in this entire world?

SpaceAce

The Oracle Porn · 11-04-2004, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
LOL! Don't you think you should have called support BEFORE you started liquidating everything you own in this entire world?

SpaceAce

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
LOL! Don't you think you should have called support BEFORE you started liquidating everything you own in this entire world?

SpaceAce

yep.... my brain needs sleep! I hope everybody enjoyed their sig view exposure at my expense

Have a nice day everybody and let's get this thread off the front page! lol

SmutGiant · 11-04-2004, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I like you, but here's a proper pic for you anyway

11-04-2004, 05:02 AM	#1
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	Big Players: who wants to make mad cash on interest? I recently got into a little thing called casino gambling. I originally thought I had only lost 5k... that was the pre suicidal state I'm in now, lol... I just took a look at my transaction record and not even being able to legally gamble, looks like I'm in the hole a whopping 50k! Exactly seven days ago I placed my first bet that would change my life, and will have an impact on me for the rest of my life. * BEFORE YOU READ FURTHER * This is NOT a charity thread, this is a business proposition. I need a loan of 50k and will negotiate an interest rate with you and pay you a fixed amount per month until our contract expires. I'm not a fly by night person, I know many people on this board personally. Secondly, this thread will be forwarded to personal friends and business partners of mine. I would like to apologize for my poor decision making and behaviour over the last week. I hope my actions have not made you lose much respect and trust in me. I vow I will never gamble again in my life! Gambling ruins lives and families. I strongly urge others to stay away from the bright lights and alluring colours that draw you in. be strong! You will never win! I learned this the hard way. To the person(s) looking to take me up on my offer, I look forward to doing business with you. This is a low risk investment with a guaranteed return. For others, I will be liquidating many of my possessions this month including an Acer notebook, as well as four other pc's that still havn't even gotten to me yet (two Toshiba notebooks and two Dell desktops) will also be up for sale soon. Will also be liquidating domains and anything else I find that is of value. Once again I urge everyone else to stay away from gambling. Seven days ago I had never gambled on anything in my life, and today find myself over 50k in debt because of it. I almost wish it had been drugs I got into, like most normal people my age LOL. Don't let your greed get to you, and if you do decide to gamble for the love of GOD pull out when you're ahead! The worst part is thinking back to times when I was thousands ahead and not pulling out! It's the kind of stuff that will haunt you for a while. Before I end this post I just wanted to aplogize one more time to my friends, family and business partners for this mistake. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Sincerely, Andrew Katrib a.k.a SmutGiant

11-04-2004, 05:06 AM	#3
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Wow man, this seriously sucks, being 18 and blowing most of your money on casinos. edited: and then again, if you suddenty started gambling and lost $50k within a week, then there's kinda risk that you can do it again. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore. Last edited by polish_aristocrat; 11-04-2004 at 05:08 AM..

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supermann Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 412	My friend, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have lost 50000$ by playing 300$ hands in blackjack. Considering a house edge of 0.5%, and approx 6 hands a minute, and even if you played full time, that means 40 HOURS A WEEK!!, here is your expected loss. To not make matters complicated, I will not calculate the doubles and splits because of the little variation in 40 hours of play. 604063000.5%=21600$ Even if I double with the standard variation, which the chances are EXTREMELY low because of 40 hours a week making a somewhat long run, you would lose 43200$. And dont forget, I calculated you played 300$ a hand FULL TIME, non-stop, betting 300$ hands after another. I DO beleive you lost money though, but not near 50000$.

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11-04-2004, 06:20 AM	#45
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I lost 100 in the casino yesterday. And how the fuck can you wake up and think you lost 50k but you dont know how. Now im a kinda chaotic with my bills and shit, i mean 100 bucks more or less i dont notice but fuck i would know how and when and why i lost 50k. Youre a strange guy.