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this is too funny to keep to myself.
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rotfl
Yeah right........... let me gather all my tgp friends, I bet they jump all over this one, they love giving away all their traffic. ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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LOL what a cockSucker
"If you even consider talking to me about a trade without sending me traffic first I will blacklist you everywhere possible." i for One am shitting myself think I'll email Him Now and I urge everyone too do the Same funniest thing If someone like AL4a banned him then He'd be Sucking their Cocks to get Listed Again !! ------------------ DARREN'S QUALITY HOTSING 500gigs of bandwitch amonth aand 700mb space only $ 460 ! !! |
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#5 |
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Priceless.
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I actually stumbled on that awhile back when I was looking for trades. Man, I can't believe people actually go for that shit!
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LEts all laugh at him
Every One join in !! hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha Pathetic! ------------------ DARREN'S QUALITY HOTSING 500gigs of bandwitch amonth aand 700mb space only $ 460 ! !! |
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hehe.. nice
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His "rules" are a wonderful way to make new friends in the business.
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Originally posted by SleazyDream: Tickets have to be purchased mid-novemberish so anyone I might have missed on the guest list please drop me a line before then or you're shit out of luck. This is a VERY RESTRICTED event for high-end people who work in the TGP industry. Just because you think you're someone doesn't mean you'll get an invitation to this. You will have to ADD to the impressive nature of the guest list to be included (and the guest list IS impressive)- and then only if I feel like it will I extend you an invite (which is unlikely but there's no harm in trying). Think of it like this, after reading the guest list you will know if the people attending this event will want to spend an evening with YOU - not the other way around. example: if you run a site like elephant list, hardcore junky, or interracial porno you are EXACTLY who we want to include and invite. (yes they have been invited... just waiting on their schudules). if you just started a TGP in the last year this is NOT the event for you and you will not be included. Sorry. There are dozens of other parties to attend though so don't feel left out and we all would love to meet you. Feel free to talk to any of the included guests on the convention floor or at any of the other awesome parties and such on those convention days or any other time |
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That post is classic... should be framed and hung on the wall.
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Who the fuck does he think he is....God!??
This guy needs to get down from his cloud..... |
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Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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Most of the larger sites make extreme demands -- big deal... All you whiners must not do very many traffic trades. Large sites can get bogged down by the hundreds of daily link requests... Look at Thumbzilla's submit page...
http://www.thumbzilla.com/linktradeinfo.htm Or take a look at the Sublime Directory Even more complicated and even more demands. This page is just to weed-out smaller sites... If this page scares you off -- then you are too small to be trading with SleazyDream... There's only so much traffic out there -- once you have traded all the smaller sites -- and all the medium size sites -- you will see that you are at a traffic apex... there is only so much non-blind linking that you can do to grow a large site -- take a look at Greenguy... all these years and his top referrers are still not sending big numbers -- this is because he requires non-blind traffic -- these larger TGP sites work on a different methodology -- they are trading much higher levels of traffic because they are using blind links. Blind links are the only way to go beyond this apex... So 7000 hits is not really a big deal to sites that are capable of doing business with SleazyDream. If you know something about traffic -- you know that if you have a page with a high volume -- there are only so many links you can put on that page efficiently. In this case it is not efficient to be trading with 1000 sites that are sending less than 1000 hits/day -- because even the smallest links at the bottom of your site will be getting very large amounts of traffic... if anyone that is trading on your front page falls off on traffic -- this pulls down the entire traffic potential of your site -- this bleeds you dry! Yes it is possible to work smaller trades into a larger site -- but this is complicated -- very time consuming -- may require scripting... The script of my site was designed for this very purpose -- to trade with an unlimited number of small sites -- all on one page -- and it allows me to trade non-blind with many hundreds of very small sites -- *but* I'm the only person with this script ;) Most larger sites work in the smaller trades in a blanket fashion (maybe picwarehouse is a good example) with a CJ script -- or similar. Thumbzilla has a unique way of dealing with his trades with a custom script -- but he still is not able to accept smaller trades on his front page...! You guys complain about SleazyDream but you hardly know what you're talking about. I don't even know SleazyDream's strategy because I haven't spent a lot of time looking at his page -- but I'm assuming it's a one-page deal like most of the big TGP sites... it's a good strategy and it works. ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.thefly.net/topfly.html" TARGET=_blank> ![]() |
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fly=sleazydreams asskisser.
he's not a big tgp fly. just because he tells you he is doesn't make it so. |
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Suck it!
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#17 |
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I'm going to redo my trade signup page.
Send 1000 hits a day for a MONTH, before you even think about emailing me for a trade, at which time I will consider putting you on the waiting list. And don't expect to get invited to any parties unless your tgp is at least 5 yrs. old. Me and the other hot-shit tgp owners will be glad to let you kiss up to us in public, but do you really think we'd invite you to one of our parties? |
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Frankly wouldn't want to go to a party where everyone was so up their own asses.
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Yea... I read that shit a few weeks back when I was surfing for new trades.
I can send him 7K and not blink an eye but wouldn't just because he sounds like a dick. Too funny ![]() SixNine ------------------
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Pete, most big TGP's say to send 500-1K per day not... 7K then we'll see.
Sleazy is kewl when you rap with him but he sure does come off like a dick sometimes. SixNine |
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#21 |
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W/ 500-1k where can I get a link trade with a big TGP? I'd like to know! ;)
Anyway I thought that submit page was pretty funny though... I don't think anyone with an extra 7k would take that page seriously. He's obviously not too serious about it -- nobody with an extra 7k sitting around is going to be worried about getting "blacklisted" -- but these little guys don't know that -- that's what makes it hilarious. |
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Nice to know 12clicks cares enough to read EVERY little link on my pages....
I was thinking about adding more swear words and being meaner on the trading page, but I think I got my point across.... |
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you spelt minimum wrong. 2nd sentence.
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Leave it to 12clicks to point out yet another version of the old counter stats vs. checks in hand debate...
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how can you debate anything without knowing how much I make??? Just shows how dumb 12clicks and kimmykim are......
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more shit from 12clicks... less than what?
I think you are starting to have mental lapses 12clicks, you should really get that checked out. |
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nope - I'm doing a small event.
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I've never met a "rules" page I liked, even one of mine. Sleazy's is a classic, I think only Heinz's made me laugh harder. But the guy is not a TGP, and he doesn't use a script. Personally, I think he does a fantastic job managing his trades. I could never pull it off on pornqueens, it's why I just said fuck it and made it a TGP/archive site. So I can see the scare tactic. Running them by hand, a hard coded link is going to send out a lot of hits, since the site has so much traffic. Of course, 12Clicks probably laughs when people say traffic and TGP together. He's probably controlling more hits than all of us put together. Hell, he fed most of us when they ran the blind links programs, and mojosearch wasn't too shabby, either. [This message has been edited by Steve (edited 12-05-2001).] |
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how big is sleazydream.com in hits/day?
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SleazyDream is just a tiny site with a very small following. Someday I wish to be a big site like the TGP2 people here.......maybe someday....maybe.......
http://ranks.sextracker.com/spn.html...se&pg=0-0.html I'm not even in the sextracker top 10 page ranks...... I don't have any amount of traffic worth consideration.... [This message has been edited by SleazyDream (edited 12-06-2001).] |
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What a fuckin DICK!! Another hun wannabe.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This guy is TRIPPIN |
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don't you just love COWARDS like Aussie Rebel
who are too scared to attach an email, icq or site to their profile. |
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SLeaZy4LiFe!!!!
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The joke is on you, you fuckin DICK not me, and coward LOL, At least I'm not some little keyboard pounding geek like yourself, I used to fuck little punk bitches like you in pentridge you little punk bitch, And the reason I dont post anything about myself in my profile is because it is NONE of your fucking business, COCKSUCKER!!!! A.R |
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hahah rebel? sleazy? LITTLE? hahahaha hes got to be one of the biggest mother fuckers ive seen in a while! =-P
edit--> (that's why im so nice to him) ;-) ------------------ K-MaN icq 1337988 NicheBucks 50/50 RawPussy TGP Secret Galleries TGP Trade Traffic For All Sites at BuiltonPorn [This message has been edited by kmanrox (edited 12-06-2001).] |
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Im sooo proud!!
I am now convinced that this board can be entertaining without me. Thank you 12 Clicks, Fly, Sleazy and Kimmy Kim. The force is strong in all of you. I could read for 30 minutes and be more entertained than an hour of watcing WWF on TV. What would we do without our leader 12 clicks and the aliance of straight talkers alike. The Yin and the Yang is in affect and the shit throwing-board dynamics are at their finest hour. A big BP4L for my homies. |
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He just don't want small assholes that can't return him traffic and he has already WAY too much trades.
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Sleazy traffic kick ass
Sleazy galleries kick ass If you can't send thoses hits to get the trade started than don't do it ... But trust me it fucking worth it. |
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There he goes again drawing TGP2 into the discussion.
It's understandable though He just can't stand it that I can do more sales on 2k TGP2 traffic per gallery then he with all his sites. Join the Darkside Sleazy and start making money ![]() CC ------------------ ![]() All webmasters from all countries accepted |
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This guy is funny, incredible that he is still in the business. The shitheads with his kind of attitude to his fellow webmasters usually disappears after a while.
You are not a bigshot in this industry even if you like to think you are, a 300 k tgp is far from the big guys that makes 20 times more than you every month. |
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bringing memories!
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by codecrawler
[B]There he goes again drawing TGP2 into the discussion. It's understandable though He just can't stand it that I can do more sales on 2k TGP2 traffic per gallery then he with all his sites. Join the Darkside Sleazy and start making money ![]() CC *grabbing popcorn* |
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lol I allmost fell sucker till I saw the date... but that is some funny shit... thank god for forum archives
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lol
i just noticed this thread was back in 01 |
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