Holy fuck!! My cigarette lighter just exploded in my fucking face!!

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  • ssp
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 7990
    #1

    Holy fuck!! My cigarette lighter just exploded in my fucking face!!

    There goes my heart rate!!!!! Fuckkk...

    I'm chewing on the back of my lighter, suddenly BOOM, the fucking casing breaks and the gas escapes with a big fucking BANG!

    Holy fuck... now I have a weird taste of gas in my mouth.. this scared the crap out of me!!!!!
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    • Elli
      Reach for those stars!
      • Apr 2003
      • 17991
      #2
      Chewing on a lighter.. hm, I think you narrowly just missed getting a Darwin award. ;)
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        • xlogger
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 9507
          #3
          R O F L

          owned!!

          thats creazy though.


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            • NichePay_Manny
              Registered User
              • Jul 2004
              • 1833
              #4
              Wow thats something .

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                • ssp
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 7990
                  #5
                  I always chew on things!! Never really thought the fucking thing would explode! I think I might be in the race for that Darwin award yeah, and I'm not even blonde!

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                    • Nanda
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                      • Jul 2003
                      • 5310
                      #6
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                        • Sheri Santiago
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1584
                          #7
                          LOL I guess that's the last lighter you'll be chewing on... ;)
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                            • ssp
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 7990
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Sheri Santiago
                              LOL I guess that's the last lighter you'll be chewing on... ;)
                              Well actually, I cought myself chewing on the now broken lighter 2 minutes later... old habits don't die fast.

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                                • chaze
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 9774
                                  #9
                                  Really, that's sucks man.

                                  Are you hurt?
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                                    • FunForOne
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 8704
                                      #10
                                      glad your ok. I admit I've done dummer things!

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                                        • ssp
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 7990
                                          #11
                                          I'm not hurt but it scared the big jesus out of me!

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                                            • Theodor S. Geisel
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 349
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ssp
                                              There goes my heart rate!!!!! Fuckkk...

                                              I'm chewing on the back of my lighter, suddenly BOOM, the fucking casing breaks and the gas escapes with a big fucking BANG!

                                              Holy fuck... now I have a weird taste of gas in my mouth.. this scared the crap out of me!!!!!
                                              A novel idea would be to get rid of all the lighters in your house.
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                                                • mistress69
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 2804
                                                  #13
                                                  u got owned

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                                                    • chaze
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 9774
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by ssp
                                                      I'm not hurt but it scared the big jesus out of me!

                                                      That is funny too bad I didn't see it.
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                                                        • Wiggles
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 14423
                                                          #15
                                                          lol before even clicking thread i was going to say 'don't chew on it then' haha
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                                                            • reynold
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271
                                                              #16
                                                              Oh man, you oughta be careful next time.

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                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 9275
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I think that's a sign to give up smoking
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                                                                    • After Shock Media
                                                                      It's coming look busy
                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                      • 35299
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Switch to a zippo. Wont happen again unless your a fucking beaver.

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                                                                        • sickkittens
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 25100
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Are you the same guy that pulled the grenade pin with his teeth?

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                                                                            • tungsten
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by sickkittens
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Lord of the fungi
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