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Outside looking in.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: To Hell You Ride
Posts: 14,243
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A Letter To My Parents!
Okay, so you now know I am in the "adult" industry and that lame website I told you I had isn't the one that is paying my bills. Is it so bad that I am doing this? I mean come on, you can't base you morality on religous issues - you guys don't even go to church. Don't be embarassed. Sex is good and we (your 3 children) heard you guys go at it almost every night when we lived at home. Now you want that loan back you gave me to get started in what you thought was a legitimit business. That is fine. I'd be happy to pay you back.
Just to set the record straight and since I got "busted" by you why don't you have a chat with your daughter. The one you loaned $50K to last month. She is my partner and we are spending the money on advertising and that trip where we are going to Europe for the month of July. And are these really loans? I have never paid a loan from you back to you before today. Oh well, now you know the whole truth. Well, at least 75% of it. Take care and see you soon. Like I told you today I will sell everything related to the adult industry so we can have a "normal" relationship. Signed, Your Favorite Son. PS Here is my new email - [email protected] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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lurker
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
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adults that need their parents approval
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#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Gold Coast, Australia
Posts: 573
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that sucks...
luckily my parents are producers in the industry ;) |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA
Posts: 1,737
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My mom doesn't know and God willing never will. She might have a stroke if she found out.
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#5 |
Outside looking in.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: To Hell You Ride
Posts: 14,243
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Here's to mom not having a stroke!
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