very nice boat

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"this is my goddamn boat"

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Granted it's a bit long...but it's a long boat. It should fit somewhere. ;)

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Does the boat have any engines in it? This pic makes it look like the motors have been pulled.

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Does the boat have any engines in it? This pic makes it look like the motors have been pulled.

im having 598 ci blower motors built for it now. they will make a little over 1000hp each. 1071 blowers with intercoolers. its a cigarette mistress which is one of the best rough water offshore boats ever built, but they are very heavy so it take an ass load of hp to get one to go 100mph which is my target...there are some wack names sugested so far but im still lookin. keep em cumon folks i want to paint the name on this weekend. so pls keep em cumin. thx, rat

The boat looks to be an older boat maybe a late 80's. It has TRS drives which Cigarette hasn't used in well over 10 years. I dont think those drives are rated for anything more than 700hp tops. If in fact the engines are putting out a combined 2000hp I would consider upgrading to some generation 6's but that'll set you back some coin. Although it seems older, Cigarettes are some well built badass boats.

Good luck hope you have fun with it. Remember the 2 best days of owning a boat, the day you got it, and the day you sold it.


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lol...yeah specialy when SS stands for Steam Ship


Call her " She Devil "

"I named this dudes boat and all I got was this I saw your mom on crack whore confessions tshirt"

i'll throw in a ride to the winter if your near tampa bay, 2 rides if you have nice tits :1orglaugh

"The boat looks to be an older boat maybe a late 80's. It has TRS drives which Cigarette hasn't used in well over 10 years. I dont think those drives are rated for anything more than 700hp tops. If in fact the engines are putting out a combined 2000hp I would consider upgrading to some generation 6's but that'll set you back some coin. Although it seems older, Cigarettes are some well built badass boats."

Those are super speed master #3A's with 1.5 to 1 ratio, they are rated for 750 hp by merc so they should handle 1000hp no sweat. #6's are rated for 1000hp but will handle 1600+hp. i'll have to take it a bit easy on the sticks. its actually a 1979, 1980 was the last year for the teak cabin which is super classy... the floor even the ceiling are teak, it's beautiful. the trailer has never been in the water. the original owner stored it inside and only used it for poker runs. the trans are rated for 1150 and have 3 hours on them the drives only have 140 hours on them since totally rebuilt by speedmasters in ft laud. this thing weighs about 3000 lbs more than a modern 35 footer but when it gets rough, this pig will crush the big swells... and you won't spill your drink! thanks for the input on the names and pls keep em cumin. thx, rat

wrong the best is the first ride with 2000hp pushing your ass back into the seat. blower motors pull so hard it's amazing. it will pull from 40 to 80 in a few seconds and truly pin your ass to the seat.rat

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[email protected] if i win id love a tshirt.

Are those real crack whores on your site?

100% real street crack ho's some are junkies but most are crack whores. those are the real stories of thier fucked up lives. no scripts just get them to open up and tell me how they ended up where they are today. the tuff part is finding one with id :thumbsup i pay 50 to 100 bucks for 35-40 mins of tape. i'll be going on the raod to other cities soon, so where are some of the best ho strolls in your town? thx rat
pls. keep those names cumin for the boat.
i'll be lloking for an offshore powerboat related domain name in the next few weeks as i want to write this off on my taxes and plan to attend a lot of poker (poke her) runs this year and want to put together a hip site featuring footage of the poker run and some hot sluts gettin freaky at the end of the day.

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thx for all the suggested names. one more day to submit your enteries as im going to pick one friday. so pls keep em cumin and thx again for your input, rat

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i assume your aleady using this names so i'll pass but thx

Isn't Friday the day before Saturday? :winkwink:

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That's a cool boat! I'd caal it:Hova

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You can't trailer a 35 foot boat. So I have no idea why you claim it's 35

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