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The Hustler
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,993
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Really, really, really, really stupid
I feel like the biggest asshole. I'm an idiot and you're going to laugh.
After starting out last night drinking some Alize red passion. I went out with a few girls from out of town -- they were staying at a hostel. Anyways, I took them to all the clubs, etc. Took them to an after-party full of bar-stars and when the night finally ended -- they invited me to stay the night in the room with them. I happily agreed, however being as drunk I as I was I decided to go next door and buy a pack of cigarettes because I was fresh-out. This is in when shit hit the fan -- I was pissed fucking drunk and I forgot which fucking room they were in so I tried to calling one of their cell phones (my only way to contact them) -- nobody answered and it was fucking cold outside, so I called a cab and waited inside of my car for it to come get me.. When I was in my car, I noticed the girls cell phone!!! When I got home, I passed out and missed her calling me.. When I woke up, hungover like no tomorrow I feel like a fucking loser... Anyways, I'm going back out with them tonight. Hopefully this won't happen again. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
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DONT DRINK! Just order coke, and tell them it is rum and coke. Take the pocket digi camera with you. and get some photos to share.
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: in the BP4L family compound
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At Least Theres Some Sympathy Pussy To Collect
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The Hustler
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,993
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 10,579
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sucks for you
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Kamloops, BC
Posts: 144
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Damn. That shit happens to all of us at one time or another. My own story is much worse than that.
New gf right out of high school and we are going out for dinner. She was with me and I had to see my doctor about my back. He would would simply write me a 'script and I would be on my way. I knew her from around town and this was our first date adn she was with me as the dinner place was really close. My doctor was on vacation and this women doctor is there who asks to see me in nothing but my underwear when she comes back to test my mobility in my back. My gf is already there and I am in my work clothes, steel toed boots, wool socks etc and a leapord print bikini thong! My gf understood, thank god but there went the surprise that was suposed to happen later that night, and the doctor kept a straight face the whole time bu tI swear she made me bend and flex a few more times than she needed just ot rub it in. I hope you feel better now. Go have some fun and remember it could be worse....
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Lay off the booze
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Alcohol is bad!
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