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Old 02-18-2005, 07:33 PM   #1
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What happened on the other side of the second twin tower on 9-11

A beautyful lady was standing on top of one of the twin towers enjoying the view. When she saw a plane crash into the building she was on, she started to panic. So she decided to jump.

She screamed as she was falling. A guy in the 150 floor was standing by a window & heard the lady screaming. He looked out the window & saw the lady falling, so he put his arms out the catch her. When the lady fell in his arms, the lady said 'oh thank you sir for saving my life, how can I repay you?' The man said'You will have to suck my cock'. The lady said no, so the man drops her.

As the lady falls down, another man on the 75th floor hears the lady screaming. He looked out the window & saw the lady falling, so he put his arms out the catch her. When the lady fell in his arms, the lady said 'oh thank you sir for saving my life, how can I repay you?'The man said'You will have to let me fuck you up the ass.'The lady said no, so the man drops her.

So the lady falls down further to her death. Another man on the 50th floor was standing by a window & heard the lady screaming. He looked out the window & saw the lady falling, so he put his arms out the catch her. When the lady fell in his arms, the lady said 'I will suck your cock & let you fuck me up my ass'. The man looked at the lady & said' All I wanted was a thank you not a whore', then he drops her to her death.

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Old 02-18-2005, 07:35 PM   #2
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corny and you really shouldnt joke about that shit.. not cool
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Old 02-18-2005, 07:40 PM   #3
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Hmm... would be better if the grammer was corrected, especially on the PUNCH LINE.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:07 PM   #4
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corny and you really shouldnt joke about that shit.. not cool
Yeah, pretty lame.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:09 PM   #5
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hahahahah that was pretty funny
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:12 PM   #6
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I thought it was rather lame.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:13 PM   #7
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Not really that funny at all.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:15 PM   #8
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Unfunny
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:18 PM   #9
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Fucking stupid.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:19 PM   #10
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Was the lady a hahahahahaha?
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:22 PM   #11
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I really apreciate you posting this,
my wife and 3 kids died there.
she worked for one of the stockbrokers in that building.
the kids were in a day care center down below.

I have recieved nothing, not even ashes to bury.
thanks a bunch.

I am sure your family is very proud of you.

Do you come from a long line of fucking idiots, or are you the first?
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:23 PM   #12
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Why did it have to have to be 911.. Why not just a jumper.. Shit.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:35 PM   #13
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I really apreciate you posting this,
my wife and 3 kids died there.
she worked for one of the stockbrokers in that building.
the kids were in a day care center down below.

I have recieved nothing, not even ashes to bury.
thanks a bunch.

I am sure your family is very proud of you.

Do you come from a long line of fucking idiots, or are you the first?
Sorry about that ... Have seen interviews with the head of that brokers firms... pretty devastating.

On the other hand, tons of GFY do the same uncarring jokes about iIraqis, Muslims and/or Arabs ( sand hahahahahahas ) and laugh their heads off ...
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:38 PM   #14
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On the other hand, tons of GFY do the same uncarring jokes about iIraqis, Muslims and/or Arabs ( sand hahahahahahas ) and laugh their heads off ...
that's different
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:45 PM   #15
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people died there. not funnny.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:46 PM   #16
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that's different
Not it's not.
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:50 PM   #17
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Not it's not.
yes it is
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:52 PM   #18
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I didnt find it funny
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:57 PM   #19
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i am not from the us but i can remmember how fucked up i feld that day ..
supporting a women that had friends working in there (still "missing")

my condolliances to the person mentioning his wife and kids..
and sorry it had to be them

this world became so sick in the past 20 years...
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