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What happened on the other side of the second twin tower on 9-11
A beautyful lady was standing on top of one of the twin towers enjoying the view. When she saw a plane crash into the building she was on, she started to panic. So she decided to jump.
She screamed as she was falling. A guy in the 150 floor was standing by a window & heard the lady screaming. He looked out the window & saw the lady falling, so he put his arms out the catch her. When the lady fell in his arms, the lady said 'oh thank you sir for saving my life, how can I repay you?' The man said'You will have to suck my cock'. The lady said no, so the man drops her. As the lady falls down, another man on the 75th floor hears the lady screaming. He looked out the window & saw the lady falling, so he put his arms out the catch her. When the lady fell in his arms, the lady said 'oh thank you sir for saving my life, how can I repay you?'The man said'You will have to let me fuck you up the ass.'The lady said no, so the man drops her. So the lady falls down further to her death. Another man on the 50th floor was standing by a window & heard the lady screaming. He looked out the window & saw the lady falling, so he put his arms out the catch her. When the lady fell in his arms, the lady said 'I will suck your cock & let you fuck me up my ass'. The man looked at the lady & said' All I wanted was a thank you not a whore', then he drops her to her death. |
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corny and you really shouldnt joke about that shit.. not cool
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Hmm... would be better if the grammer was corrected, especially on the PUNCH LINE.
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hahahahah that was pretty funny
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I thought it was rather lame.
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Not really that funny at all.
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Unfunny
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Fucking stupid.
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Was the lady a hahahahahaha?
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I really apreciate you posting this,
my wife and 3 kids died there. she worked for one of the stockbrokers in that building. the kids were in a day care center down below. I have recieved nothing, not even ashes to bury. thanks a bunch. I am sure your family is very proud of you. Do you come from a long line of fucking idiots, or are you the first? |
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Why did it have to have to be 911.. Why not just a jumper.. Shit.
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On the other hand, tons of GFY do the same uncarring jokes about iIraqis, Muslims and/or Arabs ( sand hahahahahahas ) and laugh their heads off ...
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people died there. not funnny.
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I didnt find it funny
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i am not from the us but i can remmember how fucked up i feld that day ..
supporting a women that had friends working in there (still "missing") my condolliances to the person mentioning his wife and kids.. and sorry it had to be them this world became so sick in the past 20 years...
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