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FoundrySteve · 01-21-2005, 04:38 PM

We just took this video of our in-house security guy, Master Po, practicing his knife-fighting skills and martial arts on one of his students.

He's ex-military and trains cops how to take down groups of criminals.

Why a bunch of dopey radio guys needs a trained assassin on the payroll is beyond me.

Master Po Knife Fight

jukeboxfrank · 01-21-2005, 04:43 PM

Lame.....

joshuawk · 01-21-2005, 04:43 PM

lol

nice

johnnyhey · 01-21-2005, 04:45 PM

that is the most stupid nOOb video of knife training i've ever seen.

as if someone attacking you with a knife is gonna only take one stab at you?

and let you do a shiatsu massage all over his body while he just sits there?
wtf

way lame

BRISK · 01-21-2005, 04:46 PM

yawn boring blah

joshuawk · 01-21-2005, 04:47 PM

hey steve how much for 1000 unique ips

TheSenator · 01-21-2005, 04:48 PM

shit like that happens only in the movies......

TKoProductions · 01-21-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoundrySteve

We just took this video of our in-house security guy, Master Po, practicing his knife-fighting skills and martial arts on one of his students.

He's ex-military and trains cops how to take down groups of criminals.

Why a bunch of dopey radio guys needs a trained assassin on the payroll is beyond me.

Master Po Knife Fight

looks like someone frantically swinging his arms around a comatose patient.

joshuawk · 01-21-2005, 04:50 PM

why dont u fight him then johnny hey

dont be a hater d0ggy

infecto · 01-21-2005, 04:53 PM

Howard Stern Rocks

arial · 01-21-2005, 04:55 PM

Where's chester?

dunefield · 01-21-2005, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TKoProductions

looks like someone frantically swinging his arms around a comatose patient.

SpaceAce · 01-21-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyhey

that is the most stupid nOOb video of knife training i've ever seen.

as if someone attacking you with a knife is gonna only take one stab at you?

and let you do a shiatsu massage all over his body while he just sits there?
wtf

way lame

It's just possible - stay with me here - that the video is intended to be humorous.

SpaceAce

johnnyhey · 01-21-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

It's just possible - stay with me here - that the video is intended to be humorous.

SpaceAce

but most of these macho douchebags don't have much of a sense of humor. if they were speaking out of sync, then i might laugh.

fl_prn_str · 01-21-2005, 05:39 PM

Never bring a knife to a gunfight...........

MikeXAMO · 01-21-2005, 05:50 PM

in case most of you missed it, (I am an experienced martial artist and self defense instructor) he disarmed him and is stabbing him about a billion times with his own knife.. the guy is just standing there because after the first 1 or two stabs he really would already be on the ground, or in a bloody pulp

the 90 moves are completely unneccesary and are just for demonstration of strike points, realistically 1 stab to the throat or liver is fatal enuf

crowkid · 01-21-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

in case most of you missed it, (I am an experienced martial artist and self defense instructor) he disarmed him and is stabbing him about a billion times with his own knife.. the guy is just standing there because after the first 1 or two stabs he really would already be on the ground, or in a bloody pulp

the 90 moves are completely unneccesary and are just for demonstration of strike points, realistically 1 stab to the throat or liver is fatal enuf

.......
gay

pxxx · 01-21-2005, 05:56 PM

Lol, that is too funny.

TKoProductions · 01-21-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

in case most of you missed it, (I am an experienced martial artist and self defense instructor) he disarmed him and is stabbing him about a billion times with his own knife.. the guy is just standing there because after the first 1 or two stabs he really would already be on the ground, or in a bloody pulp

the 90 moves are completely unneccesary and are just for demonstration of strike points, realistically 1 stab to the throat or liver is fatal enuf

You most not be a very good martial artist/self defense instructor.

He did not disarm him.

MikeXAMO · 01-21-2005, 06:17 PM

hahahahahhaahahah your right, I retract my statement. I had to look at it in slow-mo to be sure. Ok that is gay.

BloodFart · 01-21-2005, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

in case most of you missed it, (I am an experienced martial artist and self defense instructor) he disarmed him and is stabbing him about a billion times with his own knife.. the guy is just standing there because after the first 1 or two stabs he really would already be on the ground, or in a bloody pulp

the 90 moves are completely unneccesary and are just for demonstration of strike points, realistically 1 stab to the throat or liver is fatal enuf

Are you a ninja too? every week theres a new ninja posting on gfy.. 3 weeks ago we even had a samurai!!

TKoProductions · 01-21-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

hahahahahhaahahah your right, I retract my statement. I had to look at it in slow-mo to be sure. Ok that is gay.

It's alright, we all make mistakes. You probably just glanced at it, as I did.

teenoffice · 01-21-2005, 06:29 PM

Stamen · 01-21-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TKoProductions

You most not be a very good martial artist/self defense instructor.

He did not disarm him.

The first cut he made was across the tendons on the attackers knife arm, though I wouldn't trust the cut in a real fight, it should make him drop the knife.

But the lunge the attacker made stopped short of the dude, else that knife would have gone straight into the dudes thigh, potentially severing the femoral artery.

If you've ever seen any knife fights in 3rd world countries like Indonesia, they usually end with 1 dude dead, and the other dude crawling off to die.

But I'm sure my experiences are different then MikeXAMO's

Vitasoy · 01-21-2005, 08:28 PM

Dear lord, that is sooo lame. lol.

LiveDose · 01-21-2005, 08:36 PM

I just wasted 12 seconds of my life.

pornguy · 01-21-2005, 08:41 PM

I pray that this was supposed to be funny. Because if that guy is supposed to know what he is doing, and trains others, then the only thing that he is training them to do is die.

Spunky · 01-21-2005, 08:43 PM

Where's the person who got shanked?

Major (Tom) · 01-21-2005, 08:48 PM

Hey Steve,
it's duke.
Call me if you still have my #
I have a hoe for the wiffle bat challenge

Duke

MikeXAMO · 01-21-2005, 08:50 PM

hahah that is funny - unarmed guy against someone at least decent with a knife.. why not give him the knife and *then* show off your skills?

camcutie · 01-22-2005, 03:29 AM

sig test

hova · 01-22-2005, 03:41 AM

very lame

missiondollars · 01-22-2005, 03:45 AM

He is your security??? What a fool. Tell me where you live so i can come round and rob you

Manowar · 01-22-2005, 04:02 AM

i wouldnt want to try and stab him.

FoundrySteve · 01-22-2005, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

Hey Steve,
it's duke.
Call me if you still have my #
I have a hoe for the wiffle bat challenge

Duke

I think I still have it. Email it to me if you get a chance though. Thanks!

FoundrySteve · 01-22-2005, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeXAMO

hahahahahhaahahah your right, I retract my statement. I had to look at it in slow-mo to be sure. Ok that is gay.

So what you're saying is this guy is overstating every move he makes? Or are you saying that he doesn't know what he's doing at all?

Either way, it's cool. We're just trying to find out if he's legit.

Goose · 01-22-2005, 05:25 AM

hmmm not soo cool like I thought it was

JayJay · 01-22-2005, 05:28 AM

lol I don't get it

xclusive · 01-22-2005, 05:35 AM

i've been stabbed not fun

Entropy · 01-22-2005, 05:54 AM

that's a pretty lame ass video

FoundrySteve · 01-22-2005, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by joshuawk

hey steve how much for 1000 unique ips

Email me... going to snow all day here, so I'll be around.

JimmiDean · 01-22-2005, 06:19 AM

Knives are for people who cant afford a gun

Dalai lama · 01-22-2005, 06:29 AM

Knives are for pussies

NoCarrier · 01-22-2005, 07:03 AM

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS A JOKE

DesignWise · 01-22-2005, 08:52 AM

it aint funny.... what is that for?

FoundrySteve · 01-22-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS A JOKE

We all think it's kind of funny, because of all the floppy hand movements, but for all we know, he could kill every single one of us. The only black belt I have is the one holding up my jeans.

Ramos · 02-19-2005, 03:35 AM

that is the single most gayest thing I have ever seen

sonofsam · 02-19-2005, 03:39 AM

yeah okay karate kid

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