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02-18-2005, 02:58 PM
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Cowboy in a Gay Bar
Just a little laugh to break up the day!!!
 Hope you enjoy!!! Have a great weekend!!!  A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's ahagay-bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,ha"What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I wanthais a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you untilhayou tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance ishacalled NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'hahaThat guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,habecause 'It really Satisfies'." The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him hehawill give him a second to think it over.hahaSo the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sippinghaon a beer,ha"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." Thehathirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"ha The man rudely replies, "'Cause it takes ahalickin'haand keeps on tickin!' " A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on hisharight, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,ha"So, what do youha guyshacall yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,haha"FORD, because "'Quality is Job One".haha Then he adds, "Havehayou driven a Ford lately?"hahaThe guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like ahaRock!'" And gives a wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment beforehahehacomeshaup with a name for his manhood.hahaFinally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name ofhamyha willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with ahapuzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUThaMADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!"
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02-18-2005, 03:00 PM
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funny.. but what the fuck is up with all of the "ha"'s ?
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02-18-2005, 03:02 PM
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lol, good one. my willy's name is UPS, what can brown do for you?
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02-18-2005, 03:07 PM
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02-18-2005, 03:08 PM
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juicy taught me that one
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02-18-2005, 03:15 PM
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02-18-2005, 03:18 PM
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02-18-2005, 03:22 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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were you laughing so much as you typed this you had to put in the ha's?
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02-18-2005, 03:29 PM
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heheh not bad ;)
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02-18-2005, 03:29 PM
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lol...good one
 now let's hear what's the name of the willy's of peeps in this thread... c'mon, please share
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02-18-2005, 03:31 PM
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Mouhahaha, nice one Loryn ! Have a great week-end !
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02-18-2005, 03:33 PM
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02-18-2005, 03:41 PM
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02-18-2005, 03:45 PM
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keep walking...
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ermmm not so good. probably gay people understand it better lol
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02-18-2005, 03:54 PM
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funny.. funny..
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