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rollinOn20s 02-17-2005 08:18 PM
It must suck to be the guy on the other end, waiting for your ass!

AaronM 02-17-2005 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
You guys are missing the point... customs really did ask Aaron (for the second time now) if he was going across the border for any homosexual reasons.
For real!! :1orglaugh

Look you bastard....Don't be telling half the story.

They think that because the US customs dude was hitting on you back in May when we crossed to Vancouver. You are the reason I am red flagged.

Fucker. :321GFY

Peter Romero 02-17-2005 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
i keep a very low profile. i would never wear any shirts, and my biz card is mainstream. email addy is mainstream, everything is.

they asked what i did, i gave them the usual internet marketing line, then they asked about adult, and i'm not going to lie the them, so i said we have some involvement in marketing adult sites. they let me through without issue. i crossed the border at least 5 times after that, and no real problems except once when i was pulled out of the line again, a couple of questions, quick look through my bags and i was on my way. i was still traveling with a laptop at this point, and didn't see any reason not too. then, after getting back from NYC with my brother, they decided to go through absolutely everything. was kind of funny as we use macs, and the agents have no clue how to operate them. basically i had to go through my drive and show them everything for them. honestly i could have easily hide something from them if it was my intention, but i have nothing to hide. so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. at least they didn't seize the laptops (like they did to sleazy).
Could you ICQ me please? Thank you.

Peter Romero 02-17-2005 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM
Look you bastard....Don't be telling half the story.

They think that because the US customs dude was hitting on you back in May when we crossed to Vancouver. You are the reason I am red flagged.

Fucker. :321GFY
OK... that is funny.

AaronM 02-17-2005 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
OK... that is funny.

And true.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=298388

WiredGuy 02-17-2005 08:36 PM
I have an easier time getting into the USA than I do coming back home. Canada Customs suck. Then again, Canada Customs is now part of our Revenue Agency, so they're very familiar with me.

WG

Bex 02-17-2005 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I have an easier time getting into the USA than I do coming back home. Canada Customs suck. Then again, Canada Customs is now part of our Revenue Agency, so they're very familiar with me.

WG
They want to recoup some of that $$$ in time spent? :winkwink:

Love Brokers 02-17-2005 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
i keep hearing the same thing..They must be really bad :Oh crap
How bout "DOING WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO DO. TRYING TO KEEP ASSHOLES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN COUNTRY."

yellowmenace 02-17-2005 09:07 PM
they hate us dude..everytime i cross the border...it's straight to the second line.

rollinOn20s 02-17-2005 10:07 PM
I'm sure the guy who was picking you up, had really, really nice things to say about you while he was waiting, as well when he got home!

axelcat 02-17-2005 10:18 PM
50 canadians

pornguy 02-17-2005 10:21 PM
I drive the US border at Mexico all the time. It is usually 25 minutes to 2 hours. And they rarerly hold me more than a minute. But I know that they can be a pain the the ass. Now the mexicans. I have been stopped by them once, and they peeked into the truckj, and then waived me on.

dready 02-17-2005 10:24 PM
Canada customs has always been a joke for me... I always get waved through... it's US customs that loves the ass fucking.

Fukeneh 02-17-2005 10:35 PM
iv had a few runins with customs... last time i went some jackass forgot to remove his guns from his vehicle. That went over, well :)

WiredGuy 02-17-2005 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bex
They want to recoup some of that $$$ in time spent? :winkwink:
LOL, they can bite me. I'm still waiting for my refund check. Next time I go through customs, I'll ask them for my check :)

WG

Pete-KT 02-17-2005 11:10 PM
what the hell did you do this time?

rickholio 02-18-2005 01:23 AM
You guys must be flagged for something. I've only ever had one time coming home into canada and been harassed by a customs agent. Peace arch, 3am, 3 days before hallowe'en... newbie border guard probably thinking my buddy and I were smuggling fireworks. He was wrong.

... but then, I don't wear shirts that say "Talk to me about cum guzzling sluts" when I try to cross either. :thumbsup

Ron Bennett 02-18-2005 03:56 AM
Off-load data first over the net and/or ship it ...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jizar II
Do they actually take a look at your files? This sounds scary :disgust
Maybe we shouldn't bring the laptop full of divx and porn on our trip !?!
Yes, customs in many countries commonly do exactly that...

It's best to off-load data first whenever possible over the net ...

And/or ship it; risk of loss when shipping, but a tradeoff that may be worth it, if one feels customs is likely going be an extreme hassle; confiscation.

Ron

GTS Mark 02-18-2005 04:00 AM
I think canada customs are good guys, what is your guys problem? They have never bothered me or Jman before ;)

DH

StuartD 02-18-2005 04:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rollinOn20s
I'm sure the guy who was picking you up, had really, really nice things to say about you while he was waiting, as well when he got home!
pfft... like he had anyting better to do :winkwink:

Rui 02-18-2005 06:23 AM
Customs here are a disgrace, those fuckers sieze (sp) everything, fuck even freaking hats...shit is its incredible

BuggyG 02-18-2005 06:57 AM
hmmmm.. no problems for me
espcially when they check the family name
family member works in customs.. and most know the person :thumbsup

directfiesta 02-18-2005 07:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
i so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. (like they did to sleazy).
Didn't see the writing ????

They wanted " FREE " memberships.... :winkwink:


BTW, did you charge them for a trial .....


Customs are tough. I got detained for more than 8 hours a while ago. They claimed I was known under an alias, and couldn't accept they had the wrong guy.

Sexy-Girl 02-18-2005 07:39 AM
cool people!

Manowar 02-18-2005 07:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexy-Girl
cool people!
Speak fucking sense.

Rui 02-18-2005 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexy-Girl
cool people!
looks like somebody has got a shitty postbot... :2 cents:

postTopic 02-18-2005 11:16 AM
i totally disagree!

L0stMind 02-18-2005 11:36 AM
I am not afraid of Canadian customs. No, chinese customs... thats scary, nothing like someone yelling at you in a language you cant comprehend. But Canadian customs? At least I am in my own country. But yah, they can be asses though.

NaughtyINC 02-18-2005 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrinkingHard
I think canada customs are good guys, what is your guys problem? They have never bothered me or Jman before ;)

DH
yeah they just love you both lol

skillfull 02-18-2005 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
i keep a very low profile. i would never wear any shirts, and my biz card is mainstream. email addy is mainstream, everything is.

they asked what i did, i gave them the usual internet marketing line, then they asked about adult, and i'm not going to lie the them, so i said we have some involvement in marketing adult sites. they let me through without issue. i crossed the border at least 5 times after that, and no real problems except once when i was pulled out of the line again, a couple of questions, quick look through my bags and i was on my way. i was still traveling with a laptop at this point, and didn't see any reason not too. then, after getting back from NYC with my brother, they decided to go through absolutely everything. was kind of funny as we use macs, and the agents have no clue how to operate them. basically i had to go through my drive and show them everything for them. honestly i could have easily hide something from them if it was my intention, but i have nothing to hide. so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. at least they didn't seize the laptops (like they did to sleazy).

the worst is that if you want to hide something, its child play with encryption and hidding files

clickclickclick 02-18-2005 12:17 PM
canadian customs claim that you dont know about whats legal in canada.

LadyMischief 02-18-2005 12:37 PM
I have no problem getting across the border.. NO matter who is with me or what I have... I just talk stupid babble in fluffhead talk to the custom's agents, and as soon as their eyes glaze over, they let me through :P You should have had me with ya, Aaron, remember last time? Not a problem at all! :)

Trax 02-18-2005 12:49 PM
us customs are the worst in the world...


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