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polish_aristocrat · 03-09-2004, 04:10 AM

I can only design a very, very simple html page

Rorschach · 03-09-2004, 04:12 AM

Who gives a fuck whether it's pretty or not... it's whether it sells, and whether you can generate traffic, that matters.

the indigo · 03-09-2004, 04:12 AM

I find ideas and my monkeys do the job.

Mutt · 03-09-2004, 04:17 AM

and how long have you been a webmaster?

it's not brain surgery, maybe you don't work hard enough - there are hundreds of tutorials on design, HTML, CSS, DHTML for free out there in Googleland.

unless you're a designer, not being able to make anything more than a simple webpage isn't important. Look at the Hun, look at SleazyDream, look at quiet's site and lots more examples .... you don't need flashy design skills to succeed, in fact i will guarantee you there is an inverse relationship between design skills and financial success in this business. Those who make the most money can't design/code anything for shit ..... those who can design and code the best make amongst the worst livings in this biz with a few exceptions.

kmanrox · 03-09-2004, 05:07 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I can only design a very, very simple html page

nowadays it doesnt really matter.. moreso if you pull in enough to have employees who do all this shit for you...

back when i started i had no choice but to make webpages in notepad, etc....

sexsup · 03-09-2004, 05:16 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I can only design a very, very simple html page

That is the necessary

leow · 03-09-2004, 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I can only design a very, very simple html page

congrats!

hoe_vender · 03-09-2004, 07:32 AM

I use others for the creative side of things

Spunky · 03-09-2004, 07:34 AM

And your point? Pay people to do that shit

polish_aristocrat · 03-09-2004, 02:27 PM

bump for Oracle Porn

alexg · 03-09-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I can only design a very, very simple html page

make a couple of amateur websites...
like an 18 year old girls who built her own site or something...fill it with typos and stuff

Fu-Q · 03-09-2004, 03:19 PM

cayne · 03-09-2004, 03:25 PM

i can only edit completed scripts. cant do any codeline on my own.
but i have teh massive ps-skilllllz.

TurboTrucker · 03-09-2004, 03:53 PM

I know what you mean, this is my site www.fivaxis.com

Xplicit · 03-09-2004, 04:12 PM

bringer · 03-09-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker
I know what you mean, this is my site www.fivaxis.com

nice.
heres mine http://www.federalabuse.com

axelcat · 03-09-2004, 04:26 PM

The design does not matter its the traffic that counts

polish_aristocrat · 03-15-2004, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by Xplicit

good but true

polish_aristocrat · 02-14-2005, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by alexg

make a couple of amateur websites...
like an 18 year old girls who built her own site or something...fill it with typos and stuff

I don't think typos encourage ppl to join

arnette · 02-14-2005, 08:58 AM

if you cant design you wont get anywhere, i remember back in 96 some guy make a shitty looking page, it was just a yellow background with a list of blue links, i dont think he got anywhere

StuartD · 02-14-2005, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by arnette

if you cant design you wont get anywhere

Not true.

arnette · 02-14-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Not true.

i was being sarcastic. read the description of the site. does it remind you of anyone? thehun.net perhaps?

alexg · 02-14-2005, 09:13 AM

is this thread old?
i think it is

swedguy · 02-14-2005, 10:02 AM

Sometimes I wish I had PhotoShop skills

groark · 02-14-2005, 10:05 AM

Even a noob can make kickass sites with Photoshop + Dreamweaver

Rui · 02-14-2005, 10:07 AM

shit even a retard can do more than a "simple page" with tools like DreamWaver & Frontpage ;) , try harder man...or pay somebody else to do it lol

MGPspots · 02-14-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by arnette

i was being sarcastic. read the description of the site. does it remind you of anyone? thehun.net perhaps?

Ah, I thought it was ebay (but I guess they started a bit earlier). Actually ebay is a great example, awesome company with an absolutely pig ugly 1990's site.

Playa-Deak · 02-14-2005, 11:08 AM

Its funny. Cuz I think thehun & shemp are VERY basic & simple. But their the top tgp sites on the net... I've crafted my skills as a designer but I'm starting to feel like it was just a waste of time

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	and how long have you been a webmaster? it's not brain surgery, maybe you don't work hard enough - there are hundreds of tutorials on design, HTML, CSS, DHTML for free out there in Googleland. unless you're a designer, not being able to make anything more than a simple webpage isn't important. Look at the Hun, look at SleazyDream, look at quiet's site and lots more examples .... you don't need flashy design skills to succeed, in fact i will guarantee you there is an inverse relationship between design skills and financial success in this business. Those who make the most money can't design/code anything for shit ..... those who can design and code the best make amongst the worst livings in this biz with a few exceptions. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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groark So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 1,966	Even a noob can make kickass sites with Photoshop + Dreamweaver

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Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	shit even a retard can do more than a "simple page" with tools like DreamWaver & Frontpage ;) , try harder man...or pay somebody else to do it lol

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Playa-Deak Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,065	Its funny. Cuz I think thehun & shemp are VERY basic & simple. But their the top tgp sites on the net... I've crafted my skills as a designer but I'm starting to feel like it was just a waste of time