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ADL Colin 02-14-2005 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
I thought we already went over my standards on another thread!!!

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pink_in_the_middle 02-14-2005 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Oooh, you switched to "you". Getting a little antagonistic there. Hit a nerve?

No you just sound like you are all about yourself. As long as you're happy thats all that matters right?

You have to learn how to please a woman in order to have a good sex life I think and likewise for women. If its all about you then no wonder she doesn't suck it like she craves it
:2 cents:

TDF 02-14-2005 09:57 AM

it gets better with time

nojob 02-14-2005 10:09 AM

I have been very lucky. I have only had 2 girls that sucked at sucking. You need to train them to do it how you like it.

groark 02-14-2005 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
Are you sure? Sounds like experience to me.

I am sure :winkwink:

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle
No you just sound like you are all about yourself. As long as you're happy thats all that matters right

Wow, you are reading way too much into this. Don't take it so personally. Excellence is only achieved by the few.

Spunky 02-14-2005 10:45 AM

Communication...tell her how you like it

FunForOne 02-14-2005 10:47 AM

If you ever meet a girl and she is great in bed, shouldn't you wonder how she got that way???????

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky
Communication...tell her how you like it

You are watching someone shoot some free throws and they suck. Do you think they will become "good" with a few words?

Herb Kornfield 02-14-2005 10:54 AM

If the woman is into it then it can be super fantastic. If she's not then your sitting with what you get.

And always remember.....if you lick her until she is crosseyed with pleasure, you'll get the blowjob of your life.

spideriux 02-14-2005 10:54 AM

Happy Valentine's Day !

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 10:54 AM

Half of you are talking about relationships. I swear you are not even real pornographers. I'm talking just met the girl in the club and she sucks your dick. Some are great, most aren't. Same as everything else in life. Most people can't sing well, most people can't run fast and most women cannot suck a mean dick.

BradShaw 02-14-2005 10:56 AM

Men give better head, it is a fact.

The Stickman 02-14-2005 10:56 AM

Women need to suck dick: like they have an illness and my cock has the antidote! :love2suck

tranza 02-14-2005 11:00 AM

There's no such thing as a bad blowjob...

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw
Men give better head, it is a fact.

I don't like head that much

pink_in_the_middle 02-14-2005 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Stickman
Women need to suck dick: like they have an illness and my cock has the antidote! :love2suck

slipadicktome?

Peaches 02-14-2005 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
You are watching someone shoot some free throws and they suck. Do you think they will become "good" with a few words?

There's a reason why there are basketball coaches. :winkwink:

Peaches 02-14-2005 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw
Men give better head, it is a fact.

Thanks for sharing...... :helpme

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
There's a reason why there are basketball coaches. :winkwink:

4 years of high school coaching, 4 years of college coaching, a few years of pro and then you have a good basketball player.

Not many girls can claim to be a Lebron James of dicksucking.

Ben.Z 02-14-2005 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Not many girls can claim to be a Lebron James of dicksucking.

lmao! :1orglaugh

How've you been Colin? :)
I hope we can have a repeat of "The Rhino" this Florida show... minus the spins that is. :Oh crap
Although things turned around quite well that night, huh! ;-))) :pimp

SykkBoy 02-14-2005 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
There's a reason why there are basketball coaches. :winkwink:

well, there also head coaches, but they donm't seem to be doing the right job...

personally, I just keep an extra gay guy in my closet...hey, it's head...slap a blond wig on him and let him go to work...close your eyes, picture some hottie and shoot your load, wipe your dick on his shirt and send him home before your wife gets home...er, so I hear...

Pornwolf 02-14-2005 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Half of you are talking about relationships. I swear you are not even real pornographers. I'm talking just met the girl in the club and she sucks your dick. Some are great, most aren't. Same as everything else in life. Most people can't sing well, most people can't run fast and most women cannot suck a mean dick.

This is a quote for the ages. Bravo Colin.
:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Thurbs 02-14-2005 12:54 PM

i find girls with emotional problems give fuckin awesome head. its their need to please.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WTS - Ben
lmao! :1orglaugh

How've you been Colin? :)
I hope we can have a repeat of "The Rhino" this Florida show... minus the spins that is. :Oh crap Although things turned around quite well that night, huh! ;-))) :pimp

Dude, good thing I got back to the hotel alive that night. Look forward to seeing you in August.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by thurbs
i find girls with emotional problems give fuckin awesome head. its their need to please.

Seems to be true overall. This might explain why Anthony thinks all girls give head. Consider your dating choices, Ant.

Deepai 02-14-2005 01:15 PM

some girls like to do it and others don't its that simple.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Deepai
some girls like to do it and others don't its that simple.

I disagree. Some people like to play poker but they still suck at it. It takes a rare combination of talent, dedication and desire to achieve true excellence in anything.

rollinOn20s 02-14-2005 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Truth. Most women need pointers. Cosmo needs to cover this subject in detail.

Happy Valentine's Day


:thumbsup

sweetME 02-14-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 02-14-2005 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by titmowse
Mine said "Where did you learn to do that?"


:winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

LOL, I've been known to leave a man speechless.

And grinning from ear to ear.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim
LOL, I've been known to leave a man speechless.

And grinning from ear to ear.

Enough about your debate techniques, Kimmy!

rickholio 02-14-2005 02:00 PM

I don't know about most, but I've had a number of times where I've had to call time out and commence a session of blowjob 101.

Our industry is partially to blame, I think... some girls only know how to suck based from "Extreme Cock-Blasting Suck Whore Cumdumpsters #26", and don't really learn any technique from guys who're too embarassed (or consider themselves lucky) to mention how badly they suck.

The way I look at it, if I teach her a bit more for what feels good to me, that it'll generally increase the world's overall pleasure level by a tiny bit when she goes out and tests her new knowledge. :thumbsup

Kimmie 02-14-2005 02:02 PM

Happy Valentines all of you!!

Kimmykim 02-14-2005 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Enough about your debate techniques, Kimmy!

What can I say, I approach everything with pride ;)

Now if we could just get Grimm's rewiring project to work I'd be good to go.

pxxx 02-14-2005 02:07 PM

Not all women give head.

Major (Tom) 02-14-2005 02:59 PM

Just face fuck the beyatch.. take matters into your own hands :)
Duke

Big Red Machine 02-14-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
So many things I could say, but I will just say good girls swallow.

If they keep the change , then their a keeper

ArkansasDave 02-14-2005 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh

Hahaha! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LeeNoga 02-14-2005 03:38 PM

What I don't get even tho I am a lesbian is, men say after tasting their own jizz, they would not swallow either, and yet so many kinda hope the girl will.

Anthony 02-14-2005 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Seems to be true overall. This might explain why Anthony thinks all girls give head. Consider your dating choices, Ant.

Will you stop fucking telling me to consider my dating choices already! Must you do it on two fucking boards?!

I have yet to meet a woman, whether we are in a short or long term relationship that did not give head.

If she doesn't know how to do it, then tell her. God only knows that I had shitty technique going down on a girl till I got corrected. Why can't it be vice versa?

rj2kix 02-14-2005 08:43 PM

most women i know give great head :)

sickkittens 02-14-2005 08:46 PM

I'll take a bad blow job over no blow job.

wargames 02-14-2005 08:48 PM

I agree. Happy Valentines Day pal!

AdultLocals_Max 02-14-2005 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete
True! many women suck at sucking :pimp

:1orglaugh

Lisa 02-14-2005 09:53 PM

Clearly Colin (and some others in this thread), you are being blown by the wrong girls. :)

You need to fix that before March 14. ;)

Screaming 02-14-2005 09:57 PM

sounds like to you had a good valentines day


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