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Google Expert · 02-14-2005, 10:17 AM

Valentine's Day is the one day out of the year where women have sky-high expectations and DEMAND to be treated like a queen.

Fuck that. I can't be bothered.

However, it is also the one day out of the year when all of the SINGLE women are lonely and desperate for attention.

So as a single man, I have:
1. No girlfriend making idiotic demands on me.
2. Loads of single women out there who are much more receptive to my advances.

rollinOn20s · 02-14-2005, 10:20 AM

I hear that.

gh0st · 02-14-2005, 10:23 AM

Valentine's Day SUCKS if you're single, I miss my fucking ex girlfriend so much today.. I could have a nervous breakdown

bringer · 02-14-2005, 10:24 AM

save that flower money and bang a hooker instead

groark · 02-14-2005, 10:24 AM

I couldn't care less about valentines day

spideriux · 02-14-2005, 11:06 AM

Thanks God I'm not single here

fris · 02-14-2005, 11:08 AM

i am thankful i have these valentines day

i was locked up from 14-18 for hitting a lady with a crowbar for stealing my watch when i was younger.

glad to be free

WiredGuy · 02-14-2005, 11:15 AM

Being single on Valentine's is not that great. Especially if a lot of friends around you are in relationships. In fact, it rather sucks!

WG

DarkJedi · 02-14-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Especially if a lot of friends around you are in relationships. In fact, it rather sucks!

Why

WiredGuy · 02-14-2005, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Why

Long story with a girl from a few years ago. Would rather not get into it but lets just say I don't like V-Day all that much.

WG

Tom_PM · 02-14-2005, 11:37 AM

It's also Monday

Perspective is good.

mal · 02-14-2005, 11:47 AM

valentine's day is nothing special

RRRED · 02-14-2005, 12:14 PM

Aww WG do something for YOU today... and try to think positive because this could be your very LAST valentines day alone for the rest of your life!!

Half the people you see out pretending to enjoy themselves, having a nice dinner, and trying to go through all the motions are probably miserable and wish they were single! Think of it that way and enjoy it.

This is my very first Valentines day single since I was 15 years old! Funny thing is the last several years of being tied to someone else, I spent the evening doing NOTHING anyway! So yes I will be celebrating tonight the dawn of a new era.

RRRED · 02-14-2005, 12:17 PM

OMG Wiredguy BTW I have a special surprise for you!!! I need you to start targetting some specific terms right now because I caught wind of something that will excite you. It's starting to come together so get ready!

Cassie · 02-14-2005, 12:25 PM

there is nothing worse then forcing a person to celebrate a holiday such as today. i would rather be alone and happy then with someone and miserable.

RRRED · 02-14-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassie

there is nothing worse then forcing a person to celebrate a holiday such as today. i would rather be alone and happy then with someone and miserable.

Amen sistah! I'm watching a little tv while working here and I see different shows all valentine themed... I LOVE watching the real elderly couples. They're so damn cute! THAT is worth enjoying the present and waiting for... Never settle!

02-14-2005, 10:17 AM	#1
Google Expert Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 14,294	Valentine's Day fucking RULES if you are single. Valentine's Day is the one day out of the year where women have sky-high expectations and DEMAND to be treated like a queen. Fuck that. I can't be bothered. However, it is also the one day out of the year when all of the SINGLE women are lonely and desperate for attention. So as a single man, I have: 1. No girlfriend making idiotic demands on me. 2. Loads of single women out there who are much more receptive to my advances.

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Aww WG do something for YOU today... and try to think positive because this could be your very LAST valentines day alone for the rest of your life!! Half the people you see out pretending to enjoy themselves, having a nice dinner, and trying to go through all the motions are probably miserable and wish they were single! Think of it that way and enjoy it. This is my very first Valentines day single since I was 15 years old! Funny thing is the last several years of being tied to someone else, I spent the evening doing NOTHING anyway! So yes I will be celebrating tonight the dawn of a new era.

02-14-2005, 12:17 PM	#14
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	OMG Wiredguy BTW I have a special surprise for you!!! I need you to start targetting some specific terms right now because I caught wind of something that will excite you. It's starting to come together so get ready!

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Cassie Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 3,139	there is nothing worse then forcing a person to celebrate a holiday such as today. i would rather be alone and happy then with someone and miserable. __________________ ICQ: 309756847 ]