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Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:02 AM

Man... nothin' like layin' down some phat graphics with Tool kickin' across the Bose, and a cold brew hovering over the desk...

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Man... nothin' like layin' down some phat graphics with Tool kickin' across the Bose, and a cold brew hovering over the desk...

When beer starts 'hovering' over you, I think you have had one too many.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
one too many.

never say that... those are bad words...

weener · 11-30-2001, 12:05 AM

I myself am listening to my room-mate wurm his way out of a lie to his girlfriend

/swigg

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:05 AM

How does large amounts of alcohol not effect your work? Or do you only work drunk? just wondering

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by weener:
I myself am listening to my room-mate wurm his way out of a lie to his girlfriend

/swigg

Almost just as good!

weener · 11-30-2001, 12:07 AM

I need a glass to amplify the sound.. he's in his room with the door shut.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
How does large amounts of alcohol not effect your work?

Affect it? It fucking drives it!

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Or do you only work drunk?

Is there any other state to work in?

[This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 11-29-2001).]

FADE19 · 11-30-2001, 12:08 AM

Listening to Remy Zero--Save Me!

Save me..ha...this code is kicking my ass...

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:10 AM

Right now the new Creed album is going for me.

Rocky · 11-30-2001, 12:10 AM

well Amp

if Tool's prediction comes true

you'll soon be living in Arizona Bay

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:10 AM

and I just scraped my pipe, thats how said I am.

Resin is gooooood.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 11-29-2001).]

weener · 11-30-2001, 12:11 AM

I'm scraping my nose

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky:
well Amp

if Tool's prediction comes true

you'll soon be living in Arizona Bay

ahhhh... I give a shit about predictions... I just wanna be surrounded by pussy and money and still be somewhat close to the pool.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:13 AM

I really need somethin' to smoke right now.

weener · 11-30-2001, 12:16 AM

thinkin of makin some beef jerky?

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:21 AM

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:23 AM

Tool was better pre A Perfect Circle.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]:

Tool was better pre A Perfect Circle.

Most definitely.

spacedog · 11-30-2001, 12:26 AM

A perfect circle was better than tool!

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by spacedog:
A perfect circle was better than tool!

gimme that paint... before you hurt yourself.

SykkBoy · 11-30-2001, 12:32 AM

I have Slayer's latest masterpiece playing

it's great for the dark stuff I'm working on

but when I seriously want to get funky with my design stuff, I slap a little polka music and I swear it works nicely in creating a funky vibe while designing...Frankie Yankovik (no relation to Al) is amazing...all of his songs are about drinking beer and proking women...heheheh

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[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by spacedog:
A perfect circle was better than tool!

I know deep down in your heart of hearts you know that is not true.

lightswitch · 11-30-2001, 12:33 AM

I fucken love tool!
ive seen a TOOL concernt every year for the last five years. Two years ago i had to settle for a APC concert, that was pretty fucken cool too.
TOOL has always been a sell out, from teh start, but thats what made them great, kind of liek KISS, total sell outs but who fucken cares?
I have to agree there is something about them now, its just not the same. Kind of liek how Metalica used to be cool.

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:35 AM

liek, are you workin with the same keyboard as the rest of us?

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:35 AM

I am afraid everything after South Of Heaven is just downhill. I take that back. Seasons in the Abyss is fucking incredible.

I saw a guy on the news this morning convicted of date raping this girl. This big drunk Polock that live in the Polish quarter of Detroit. He was in court this morning, with his Deicide tshirt in full view. I was howling.

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Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:36 AM

I've experimented with all kinds of stuff man... but ya know... just when I think I've found something that works pretty good... a fucking killer tune from Tool or Deftones or somethin' comes up on the playlist and just hits that fucking nerve.... you know... that one... the nerve that just really kick your ass into gear and starts sparkin' that eye-poppin' shit.... that's the fuckin' shit there bro...

[This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 11-29-2001).]

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:38 AM

Maynard is God... and don't you dare deny it!

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:40 AM

You know who rules that I been playing alot lately?

Danzig.

Danzig I, II, and III. Just fucking incredible.

And anything Misfits.

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:41 AM

I feel the same way about Celine Dion, just when I am feeling down and ready to go to bed. Some of her shit comes on, and I am pumped up and ready to work again. God she is awesome.

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
I feel the same way about Celine Dion, just when I am feeling down and ready to go to bed. Some of her shit comes on, and I am pumped up and ready to work again. God she is awesome.

Canadians make Jesus cry.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]:
You know who rules that I been playing alot lately?

Danzig.

Danzig I, II, and III. Just fucking incredible.

And anything Misfits.

No fucking question... Danzig fuckin' rocks!

I used to be a trainer... hehe... I forced all my trainees to listen to and admit they liked Tool before I would pass them...

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
I feel the same way about Celine Dion, just when I am feeling down and ready to go to bed. Some of her shit comes on, and I am pumped up and ready to work again. God she is awesome.

I'm going to beat you with your own leg.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:43 AM

After I cut it off.

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:44 AM

I am not sure if its her work that gets be going or the fact that I want to toss her salad like there is no tomorrow. Damn, what I wouldnt give for some good hardcore sets of her.

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
I am not sure if its her work that gets be going or the fact that I want to toss her salad like there is no tomorrow. Damn, what I wouldnt give for some good hardcore sets of her.

Dude cmon. You cant be serious.

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]:
Dude cmon. You cant be serious.

She does have a nice pooper.

Rocky · 11-30-2001, 12:47 AM

she looks like a tranny

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
She does have a nice pooper.

She all nasty like Calista Flockhart. She just has one of those no asses, it must be just an back with asshole on it.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:48 AM

I'm gonna have bad dreams now.

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]:
She all nasty like Calista Flockhart. She just has one of those no asses, it must be just an back with asshole on it.

I think Calista Flockhart is hot, I would give it to her. She is a little skinny, but nothing that a good Rivux Burger couldnt fix.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:49 AM

That is one nasty fuckin' whore... and I mean, damn near Janet Reno nasty...

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
That is one nasty fuckin' whore... and I mean, damn near Janet Reno nasty...

Oh come on, she isnt that bad. Like you would drink from her fountain of nectar.

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
I think Calista Flockhart is hot, I would give it to her. She is a little skinny, but nothing that a good Rivux Burger couldnt fix.

I dont laugh out loud at my machine much, but that did it. ahjahahahaha

Or as everyone from Europe and South America always do it ajajajajajajajaa

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
Oh come on, she isnt that bad. Like you would drink from her fountain of nectar.

You've obviously confused me with a starving dog or something...

Rivux · 11-30-2001, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
You've obviously confused me with a starving dog or something...

So you dont like Flockart or Dion? What about if you could do a threesome with them? Just think about the loving that you could get from them?

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by Rivux:
So you dont like Flockart or Dion? What about if you could do a threesome with them? Just think about the loving that you could get from them?

I weigh more than both of them combined.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 11-29-2001).]

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 12:55 AM

I got equal lovin' right here in my hand.

Amputate Your Head · 11-30-2001, 01:01 AM

Anybody like that tune from Snatch? The one playin' in the background when he was kickin' that fuckers ass all over the place?

Oasis - Fucking In The Bushes

[This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 11-30-2001).]

[Labret] · 11-30-2001, 01:04 AM

Its an Oasis song?

11-30-2001, 12:02 AM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	TOOL kicks fucking ass! Man... nothin' like layin' down some phat graphics with Tool kickin' across the Bose, and a cold brew hovering over the desk...

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Not.

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weener Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6	I myself am listening to my room-mate wurm his way out of a lie to his girlfriend /swigg

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Rivux Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,026	How does large amounts of alcohol not effect your work? Or do you only work drunk? just wondering

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Listening to Remy Zero--Save Me! Save me..ha...this code is kicking my ass...

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Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	well Amp if Tool's prediction comes true you'll soon be living in Arizona Bay

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	and I just scraped my pipe, thats how said I am. Resin is gooooood. [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 11-29-2001).]

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weener Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6	I'm scraping my nose

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I really need somethin' to smoke right now.

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weener Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6	thinkin of makin some beef jerky?

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Tool was better pre A Perfect Circle.

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I have Slayer's latest masterpiece playing it's great for the dark stuff I'm working on but when I seriously want to get funky with my design stuff, I slap a little polka music and I swear it works nicely in creating a funky vibe while designing...Frankie Yankovik (no relation to Al) is amazing...all of his songs are about drinking beer and proking women...heheheh ------------------ Making Bank You'll Soon Find Out How Making Bank Plans To Pay An Honest $84 Per Trial Join Everday! Evil is as evil does Dark Dollars

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lightswitch Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Butte, MT, USA Posts: 870	I fucken love tool! ive seen a TOOL concernt every year for the last five years. Two years ago i had to settle for a APC concert, that was pretty fucken cool too. TOOL has always been a sell out, from teh start, but thats what made them great, kind of liek KISS, total sell outs but who fucken cares? I have to agree there is something about them now, its just not the same. Kind of liek how Metalica used to be cool.

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Rivux Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,026	liek, are you workin with the same keyboard as the rest of us?

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I've experimented with all kinds of stuff man... but ya know... just when I think I've found something that works pretty good... a fucking killer tune from Tool or Deftones or somethin' comes up on the playlist and just hits that fucking nerve.... you know... that one... the nerve that just really kick your ass into gear and starts sparkin' that eye-poppin' shit.... that's the fuckin' shit there bro... [This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 11-29-2001).]

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Maynard is God... and don't you dare deny it!

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	You know who rules that I been playing alot lately? Danzig. Danzig I, II, and III. Just fucking incredible. And anything Misfits.

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Rivux Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,026	I feel the same way about Celine Dion, just when I am feeling down and ready to go to bed. Some of her shit comes on, and I am pumped up and ready to work again. God she is awesome.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	After I cut it off.

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Rivux Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,026	I am not sure if its her work that gets be going or the fact that I want to toss her salad like there is no tomorrow. Damn, what I wouldnt give for some good hardcore sets of her.

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Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	she looks like a tranny

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I'm gonna have bad dreams now.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	That is one nasty fuckin' whore... and I mean, damn near Janet Reno nasty...

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I got equal lovin' right here in my hand.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Anybody like that tune from Snatch? The one playin' in the background when he was kickin' that fuckers ass all over the place? Oasis - Fucking In The Bushes [This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 11-30-2001).]

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Its an Oasis song?