Best pickup lines?

**Plugin Feeds K** · 05-03-2005, 12:01 PM

I may not be the only guy in the bar, but I'm the only guy in the bar talking to you. : )

**AaronM** · 05-03-2005, 12:04 PM

Pass them a note.

"I am at a loss for words and unable to speak because of your beauty...But trust me, I still know how to use my tongue."

It helps if it's written on a 100 dollar bill.

**volante** · 05-03-2005, 12:05 PM

I've seen someone use this line successfully:

"So do you take it up the shitter or what?"

**Loryn** · 05-03-2005, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Pass them a note.

"I am at a loss for words and unable to speak because of your beauty...But trust me, I still know how to use my tongue."

It helps if it's written on a 100 dollar bill.

Worked on me!

**Plugin Feeds K** · 05-03-2005, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by volante

I've seen someone use this line successfully:

"So do you take it up the shitter or what?"

I would have like to have seen the girl that this worked on. : )

**TheLegacy** · 05-03-2005, 12:06 PM

you'll do

**evildick** · 05-03-2005, 12:06 PM

I actually seen a friend use this a few weeks ago in a bar:

"Nice bum, where ya from?"

The sad thing is this guy gets laid more than just about anyone else I know. I am beginning to think he is just bringing prostitutes home though.

**tranza** · 05-03-2005, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by volante

I've seen someone use this line successfully:

"So do you take it up the shitter or what?"

Yeah right...

**AaronM** · 05-03-2005, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Worked on me!

My tongue...Or the line?

**GirlV** · 05-03-2005, 12:09 PM

Dont scream and you'll live through this.

**AaronM** · 05-03-2005, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by GirlV

Dont scream and you'll live through this.

Daddy likes.

**BlueWire** · 05-03-2005, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by GirlV

Dont scream and you'll live through this.

ha..yes, very good

**Plugin Feeds K** · 05-03-2005, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy

you'll do

**[CG]** · 05-03-2005, 12:21 PM

I have a friend that gets away with the same line almost every time we go somewhere & end up wasted.

"exscuse me, Ive lost my number.. can I get yours?"

its the worst line in the frickin world & when he uses it it works..

I tried once.. no luck

**Loryn** · 05-03-2005, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

My tongue...Or the line?

BOTH!!!

**sweetcuties** · 05-03-2005, 12:35 PM

it's got nothing to do with pickup lines, you can say the dumbest shit... if the girl is into you, doesn't matter what you say

**BlueWire** · 05-03-2005, 12:37 PM

but thats the point...its just funny what guys try to do and 'think' it makes a difference

**SykkBoy** · 05-03-2005, 12:38 PM

me: how about you and I go back to your place and I fuck you til you can't stand up?
her: um..no
me: ok, how about a blowjob in parking lot?
her: shhhhhzzzzzzzttttttt (the sound of mace hitting my eyes)

**Taboo** · 05-03-2005, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by sweetcuties

it's got nothing to do with pickup lines, you can say the dumbest shit... if the girl is into you, doesn't matter what you say

not always true. make them smile/laugh and you're half way there. if she is already into you, saying dumb shit can still backfire.

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**2HousePlague** · 05-03-2005, 12:45 PM

I was sitting in a bar in New York a few years back, next to this hot blonde smoking a cigarette.

Just as she exhales the smoke, I lean my face into the cloud and take a deep breath of it.

She asks what I'm doing.

I say "Smelling the inside of you -- it's nice."

She smiled and we had sex soon after.

j-

**Just_Dave** · 05-03-2005, 12:48 PM

these are funny

**axelcat** · 05-03-2005, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Pass them a note.

"I am at a loss for words and unable to speak because of your beauty...But trust me, I still know how to use my tongue."

It helps if it's written on a 100 dollar bill.

**wes** · 05-03-2005, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

I was sitting in a bar in New York a few years back, next to this hot blonde smoking a cigarette.

Just as she exhales the smoke, I lean my face into the cloud and take a deep breath of it.

She asks what I'm doing.

I say "Smelling the inside of you -- it's nice."

She smiled and we had sex soon after.

j-

Bullshit story.

**2HousePlague** · 05-03-2005, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by wes

Bullshit story.

You and I must never have met -- LOL --

It's completely true...

And this is EXACTLY where it happened -- lobby bar of the Grand Central Station Hyatt in NY.
In fact, the right-most stool in the pic was mine, hers just to the left.

j-

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