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Webmaster101 · 11-29-2001, 03:10 PM

So what kinda work do you do?

I market products on the internet.

Really? What kinda stuff you sell?

Everything.

How do ya do it?

I make websites.

What kinda money ya make?

I make commission.

Whats one of your site urls?

UM.....um......um.......

how do you answer that one?

Wizzo · 11-29-2001, 03:13 PM

Just tell them, "Yahoo.com, have you heard of it?"

eRock · 11-29-2001, 03:14 PM

Or make a generic non-adult site & use it as your cover...

Wizzo · 11-29-2001, 03:16 PM

You can always point them to mine, http://www.overiture.com

Webmaster101 · 11-29-2001, 03:27 PM

Most of the time i just want to explode and say something like

"JESUS CHRIST I RUN WWW.ISELLPORNANDMAKEMONEYMARKETINGSMUT.COM NOW FUCK OFF"

haha

[This message has been edited by Webmaster101 (edited 11-29-2001).]

[Labret] · 11-29-2001, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webmaster101:

how do you answer that one?

I always say: "I build pornographic websites".

Amputate Your Head · 11-29-2001, 03:30 PM

So do a couple non-adult sites for someone, tell them they now owe you their souls, and give out those urls when asked. Simple enough.

Or just tell them you're in adult... what's the big deal? Are you ashamed of it or soemthing?

Ludedude · 11-29-2001, 04:02 PM

Yep, I've done both...depends on who I'm talking to. Most of my friends know etc., but if it comes up in casual conversation with someone I've just met, I usually don't mention it...you never know when you'll meet some repressed Catholic who will end up stalking you LOL.

Seriously, the easiest way is to make some glam non-adult thing and use it as a cover if you need one. Not a big deal.

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jimmyf · 11-29-2001, 04:19 PM

I just point them to one of the non-adult
page I've done for people and some small company's.
If they bug me alot though I tell'm I sell
fucking porn, didn't want to really tell you but as am being truthfull now, might as tell the whole truth, am pretty sure I've seen your mate's pictures on some porn sites I monitor for a large company.

Fuck'm if they have alot of questions. Now of course most of you will not do this I know, but you have to understand I don't give a flying shit.

Jim

Sleepy · 11-29-2001, 04:35 PM

One of my content guys had this happen to
him at his daughters school. He went there
for fathers day at school.

Teacher: What do you do for a living Mr Jones.
Mr Jones: I am a programmer.
Daughter: (shouts ) No, daddy takes photos.
Teacher: Oh, what kind of photos ?
Mr Jones: I shoot commercial photos.
Daughter: (shouts ) He takes pictures of nekkid girls.
Teacher: Thankyou Mr Jones, uhm.. Mr Smith your next.

CDSmith · 11-29-2001, 04:40 PM

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The standard replies I get range from "Oh cool" to "Can you give me the address of one of your adult sites?"

People are pretty predictable.
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11-29-2001, 03:10 PM	#1
Webmaster101 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 113	I hate when this happens.... So what kinda work do you do? I market products on the internet. Really? What kinda stuff you sell? Everything. How do ya do it? I make websites. What kinda money ya make? I make commission. Whats one of your site urls? UM.....um......um....... how do you answer that one?

11-29-2001, 04:40 PM	#11
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11-29-2001, 03:13 PM	#2
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Just tell them, "Yahoo.com, have you heard of it?"

11-29-2001, 03:14 PM	#3
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	Or make a generic non-adult site & use it as your cover...

11-29-2001, 03:16 PM	#4
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	You can always point them to mine, http://www.overiture.com

11-29-2001, 03:27 PM	#5
Webmaster101 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 113	Most of the time i just want to explode and say something like "JESUS CHRIST I RUN WWW.ISELLPORNANDMAKEMONEYMARKETINGSMUT.COM NOW FUCK OFF" haha [This message has been edited by Webmaster101 (edited 11-29-2001).]

11-29-2001, 03:30 PM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	So do a couple non-adult sites for someone, tell them they now owe you their souls, and give out those urls when asked. Simple enough. Or just tell them you're in adult... what's the big deal? Are you ashamed of it or soemthing?

11-29-2001, 04:02 PM	#8
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Yep, I've done both...depends on who I'm talking to. Most of my friends know etc., but if it comes up in casual conversation with someone I've just met, I usually don't mention it...you never know when you'll meet some repressed Catholic who will end up stalking you LOL. Seriously, the easiest way is to make some glam non-adult thing and use it as a cover if you need one. Not a big deal. ------------------ Make 60% recurring with these Babes! The Webmaster's Folder The Midnight TGP2 Submitter

11-29-2001, 04:19 PM	#9
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	I just point them to one of the non-adult page I've done for people and some small company's. If they bug me alot though I tell'm I sell fucking porn, didn't want to really tell you but as am being truthfull now, might as tell the whole truth, am pretty sure I've seen your mate's pictures on some porn sites I monitor for a large company. Fuck'm if they have alot of questions. Now of course most of you will not do this I know, but you have to understand I don't give a flying shit. Jim

11-29-2001, 04:35 PM	#10
Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	One of my content guys had this happen to him at his daughters school. He went there for fathers day at school. Teacher: What do you do for a living Mr Jones. Mr Jones: I am a programmer. Daughter: (shouts ) No, daddy takes photos. Teacher: Oh, what kind of photos ? Mr Jones: I shoot commercial photos. Daughter: (shouts ) He takes pictures of nekkid girls. Teacher: Thankyou Mr Jones, uhm.. Mr Smith your next.