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Do you like getting jerked off?
I personally find that chicks dont know how to handle the cock properly so I'd rather just shove it up their pussy than get jerked off.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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bitches forget to take off their muthafucken rings, that shit burns. i prefer a mouth or a nice wet pussy thank you very much
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An occasional handjob is a nice change of pace.
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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handjobs are a great change if the girl can handle the dick right. in most cases i would rather just have a blowjob though.
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not really
bj's are golden
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combination of a good blowjob and a great handjob will do the trick
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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My gf gives a good handjob.
I cum quicker with those more than i do with bj's... |
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i prefer bj's better
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YOu gotta teach them how to do it!
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yea hj's are a quicker cum method
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fuck a handjob, bj's are the shit
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I got a hand job a couple weeks ago from a girl who has a bf so she couldn't do anything else.. She did a really good job. Felt great.
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Tap into MOBILE!
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lol no hands
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its all good, whats funny is most guys could give themselves a better handjob than most woman would be able too
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i've found most women suck at handjobs and aren't very good at blowjobs either.
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... one time I picked up a streetwalker for a blowjob really late one night. There weren't many around at that hour so I had to take the best i could get, even though she wasn't really my type - tall, with a husky voice and broad shoulders. We drove around the block and as she pulled my cock out of my pants she said, "I only suck at the end," but I thought what the hell, I was horny and I needed relief. She starts giving me a great tug job, rolling my cock around in her hand and rubbing my balls with her other hand. She'd obviously handled a lot of dicks before and I quickly felt the tension building in the base of my cock. I had to have my hard cock in between those soft lips before I shot my load... so I grabbed her hair and forced her face hard down on to my rigid shaft. As the tip of my 8" piece hit the back of her throat, I felt the cum start to shoot in great spurts as I unloaded my load into her mouth... as I gaped in horror at the unmistakable stubble of her 5 o'clock shadow.
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I need a beer
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I just use my other hand..it feels like someone else
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I enjoy the softness of their smooth hands.
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