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Move over Aprrentice, Jiucylinks, and JoesHO are gonna fire your ass!
FUCKIN FIRED!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come to prove how good you really are as an Adult Webmaster to the entire Adult community. Do YOU have the entrepreneurial passion and skills to stand beside your peers and show them what you?re made of? Do YOU have what's needed to survive in this ever toughening business...the drive, skills and passion? Have YOU ever thought that you ARE a success story waiting to happen and written about? Are you the ONE? Let?s find out..... We want Adult Webmasters who think they have what it takes, to send their application to admin @ fuckinfired.com with reasons why they are the best in the business. From the list of applicants, 30 people will make a short list of review by the judges and from that group, 10 chosen webmasters will bid for the title of TOP WEBMASTER and be the lucky recipient of THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS in CASH and PRIZES. 10 Webmasters will start out, being 2 teams of 5 webmasters armed with referral codes and all necessary tools to put their minds in internet overdrive, will begin this event with dreams of taking home the prize. You will be playing for THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS in CASH, PRIZES and the ULTIMATE GLORY of being the BEST in the Adult industry. Promoting everything from webcams to penis pills, each team will conduct identical tasks each week, with all the results being gone over by our "STAR" judges at the board meeting for all to hear live over the radio. Starring contest judges JoesHO "The Big Show!" and Juicy "Resident Guido" and featuring a VERY special guest judge every week. To be that ONE WEBMASTER who doesn?t get fuckinfired, you will need to overcome webmaster obstacles and deadlines online, and these defined tasks will be given to you at the start of the week. Completing the tasks will keep you in the running, but it just depends how skilled you are, and whether you are on the bottom of the table and if you are you will be fuckinfired! ![]() You can forget about flashing your eyes or having a handsome attack. It isn?t gonna impress us, we want to see your Mad Skillz!" You know someone?s getting FUCKINFIRED; someone?s getting their ass tossed to the street. www.fuckinfired.com |
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Wow, cant wait to see where this goes!
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lol
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very interesting.
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Sounds like this is going to be fun to watch..
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Adult Locals
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your firrrrrrreeeeeeeeeddddd
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Have the two people who make it to the finals compete live at Internext this summer.
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well thats purty fuckin gay
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Traffillionaire
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this should be fun
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Hey Joe.... maybe you can sit back and now tell everyone how your a brand now too!
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IL4L.com
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been very busy
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i quit. cant fire me.
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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I am Amazing Content!
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LOL this should be good.
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very cool
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this oughta be interesting to watch
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Meow Meow!!!
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holy crapola..... looking forward to it.
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nice site design and good idea
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#22 |
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Not sure i'd want to get fired from someone who can't spell.
I think the judges should be program owners. If it was Lightspeed, Fantasyman, Dave Vanderpool, and the likes of them i'd be for this. |
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What a fantastic idea, look forward to seeing who gets fuckinfired.
You have the weakest links ...goodbye ;)
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Is it thousands of dollars in Calendars?
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Fuckin Sweeeeeet!
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Wow... I knew there was a reason I liked Juicy... I just didn't know what it was... [hint: His impressive glands]
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UNSTOPPABLE
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interesting.. this is gonna be entertaining.
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I think your current webmaster should be FUCKINGFIRED!
WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR TALENTED WEBMASTERS TO BE CONTESTANTS IN THE FIRST FUCKINFIRED WEBMASTER REALITY SHOW. IF YOU THINK YOUR SKILLS ARE AMONGST THE BEST THEN CLICK HERE TO LEARN MORE Not Found The requested URL /2005/01/to-qualify.php/ was not found on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. |
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Think about firing me and I'll choke ya till yur fuckin feet busst!
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!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$
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I'll be the very first to say:
I am sending in my application, I don't care who thinks ill or wants to critisize this idea, I think it's a great one and Jizbiz is an excellent person to be the mastermind of this project.
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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$2000 per program.. rules me out... I have several at $800 or less but don't like promoting just one program on a TGP...
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Not Found The requested URL /2005/01/to-qualify.php/ was not found on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Apache/1.3.33 Server at www.fuckinfired.com Port 80 Exactly how would you fire me if I can't even join? Maybe i'd get fired for having working sites lol, I learned years ago to beta test things before making a lot of noise about it. |
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brilliant idea guys, good luck with it
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and I'm with Vrocks about (b) as well, I diversify too much so that rules me out as well. Oh well.
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Representing an unbiased mag, I throw my hat in as a representative of Klixxx to be a guest judge.
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oh.. so it's only really gallery submitters and the like who are going to be able to compete... ?
QUOTE If you have these things going for you and you wanna show your skills to the whole industry..Then you want to apply and claim your spot! a) 1 site with atleast 50k hits a day OR 1 site with 30000 SE hits a month. b) Copy of atleast one sponsor stats for Jan with ATLEAST $2000 revenues (if you have more then one..include them it may help) c) Best have a good reputation...we will be checking d) Make an industry related resume. Highlite your trials and tribulations, we dont just wanna now the fluff...tell us of your big mistakes to. e) No shitheads or wannabees...we need quality experienced webmasters ENDQUOTE Like.. I manage the XtremePay Affiliate Program, as well as our graphic design and programming team, I also do content development, domain management, business research and development, and a variety of other different tasks on any given day, but I dont' run galleries and I don't run TGP's and so I guess I can't compete? This sounds interesting, but I think it's too limited. Specially if you're looking for business sense/practicalities.. unless that's NOT what you're looking for.. I'm confused... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Sounds like a cool idea. Will be fun to watch. Looking it all over now.
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looking good! should be great and exciting opportunity for lots of webmasters =)
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I am sure Jizbiz will modify the application process once he see that there are qualified entrants, that is tthe whole point ( sig whores need not apply is the message here boys and girls)
and St Ides, I spend more on underware this year than you make so quit hating you bullshit artist LOL enter and see how long you last , (there is a guest judge every week) so Juicy, Myslef, and a guest judge plus crowd participation if a bad vote was cast to discourage any personalll animosity ( unless you dont got the balls to enter ???? and show everyone what a fucking loser you really are ) |
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Never once was I hating. I think there is nothing wrong with putting out valid points as to where I stand. I would respect it more if I was being judged by the industry leaders. I have no reason to enter, I don't need the approval of Juicy and yourself to know if I am successful or not. What makes me a bullshit artist? I'd love to know that, you should try smoking some of that weed you took pix of it may help you calm down. I have balls; I've posted a pic of them below so you can see I have them. Don't see what that has to do with entering or not. Getting fired by you I don't think would prove to anyone that I am a loser, only you would think that. I think this is a great idea, but I don't agree with the judging. That's just me. It's ok to have an opinion you know, that's why America is there. Freedom of speech. The best thing I have ever learned in biz is to respect everyone?s opinion and not call them an asshole and a scam artist. What type of biz person would I be if someone gave an opinion on one of my tours and I called them a bullshit asshole scam artist? I would probably not make it very far. You probably spend more on your underwear for the simple reason you have to special order them in the xxxxxxxl fatboy size. OOOh look I talk trash like I?m in third grade as well. One more biz tip before I go, use spell-check it works wonders here on the interweb. Here are my balls as I have promised. ![]() |
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I knew those fuckers were a tiny set LOL LOL
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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