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#1 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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twice in one night
Shit, on the way out to the river last night I got pulled over twice for speeding. Once in ca and once in az. The weird thing is both officers exaggerated the speed they said I was driving, and neither one gave me a ticket
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#2 |
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Sounds like your luck is rolling....
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What car?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Holy crapgame batman
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#5 |
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thats the theory I always had until luck ran out and I lost 24 k in one weekend of gambling, and one week later got chased by an entire police force and a helicopter only to get thrown in jail and arrested.
The force is strong in you JJJ, dont blow it. Learn from the mistakes of The Bone one. I have done this all to save the Boneprone Family's sins. BP4L |
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#6 |
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Dude, the cops here in AZ have gone crazy. I swear to god that going 5 miles over the speed limit is now risking it.
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#7 |
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Its a lexus convertible, the headlights are pretty cool looking, I think that's what got their attention
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#8 |
Suck it!
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Shit, the last time I got two speeding tickets in one night, the second one cost me the night in jail. Seems the car had been reported stolen
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#9 |
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It really sucks as you come into az from the 40 fwy, there must be like 10 cop cars in a 15 mile distance.
Don't think I will driving to vegas now, laughlin will have to be good enough. JJJ |
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#10 |
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I got a speeding ticket last week...damm this sucks...i'm always speeding at that place...but it's the first time that i got a ticket
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#11 |
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Lude, yeah I am happy with it so far. The other night coming home from a kings game a guy in a ferrari wanted to race me. lol, like i would have had a chance in hell to beat that thing.
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#12 |
Suck it!
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LMAO JJJ...you're a wise man
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#13 |
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Location: North Carolina
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I just Raced a Corvette In My Wifes Geo Metro!
He May have beat Me But Who has the Bigger Balls? I actually got two tickets in 5 mins once. I was im my old 71 mustang 351C Grande And Raced Through 2 Town Trying to get a girl home on time.. finally pulled over luckly the cop in lead didnt have radar and had to estimate, hehe. got a ticket and took off when i entered the next town a highway patrol man had heard it on the radio and wanted revenge i guess and gave me one for 3 miles over .. [This message has been edited by ^R3K^ (edited 11-27-2001).] |
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#15 |
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I don't have a lexus ... or a ferrari ... anyone want to loan me one of each so I can test them out on the Seattle cops? Just to objectively evaluate the propensity to be pulled over while operating such a vehicle. I know they liked me in highschool with my honda, and they still like me with my GTI, just want to see if they'll like me with those cars too.
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#16 |
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actually ... more accurately, could someone loan me a new M3 so if my number ever comes up on the fucking waiting list I can see if they'll like me in that?
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Tonight I take the I10 all the way from Cali to Florida ;) Arizona and New Mexico are great for that 80mph speed limit... maybe I will be more careful because of what you guys are saying... Texas is a joke -- takes an entire day to drive through it -- there's nobody out there for hundreds of miles... and they fucking pull me over for going 85mph.
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#18 |
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Yea AZ cops are assholes when it comes to river rats and gamblers no mercy!
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So Fucking Banned
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#20 |
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I am getting my license suspended on November 29 for two months. This is the second time
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No probs anywhere else though. RD |
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#24 |
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2 months with no car, that would really suck
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#25 |
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Don't you love what porn can afford one with taste.
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this one?
http://carpoint.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439107a.jpg I saw this in gold and I've been dreaming about owning one ever since. |
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#27 |
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my licence was suspended all damn summer.
I just got it back last month! Got so fucking bored not able to drive, I went to Europe for 2 months. Fuck the system. |
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JJJ, very sweet ride you've got, real head turner. I still love the GS400's though. Those cars kick ass and you can do them up to the tits to take on ferrari's and porsche's. |
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#29 |
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and here I thought JJJ was going to recommend Ginseng or something....
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#30 |
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Marcus that car is exactly like mine, red with tan interior. I havent seen one in gold but I bet it would look sweet.
Lol steve, after I read the title of the post I thought, people would think I as was spamming a sex drug of some kind. JJJ |
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I'm here for SPORT
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Last speeding ticket I got I got out of on a technicality. I demanded to see the log book on the radar gun to see the last time the cop did a tuning fork test on the gun. The cop refused to show it to me. I asked nicly three times and he refused. Went to court, told the DA that he was trying to convict me based on physical evidence (the radar gun) that I was not allowed to examine under unhurried, non threatening circumstances. It's a question of integrity and the basis of most every fair legal system to examine physical evidence. DA basically said I would loose, his boss looks over all cases and when he saw mine and my reason for fighting the ticket they dropped the case immediatly.
[This message has been edited by SleazyDream (edited 11-28-2001).] [This message has been edited by SleazyDream (edited 11-28-2001).] |
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