TooDoLittleIzALot

SOME OF THESE ARE STUPID, BUT THE LAST ONE IS CLASSIC!!
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people
that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself
for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of
sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when
you are running late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is
sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting
through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed
just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that
gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an
asshole. example "Ricks"