STAR WARS FANS: EPISODE 3 SUMMARY (exclusive)

[Shaddam IV]

YOU'RE GOING TO STAND IN LINE WITH YOUR OTHER NERD VIRGIN FRIENDS ON OPENING NIGHT AND ATTEMPT TO HIT ON THE GIRL SELLING POPCORN

[Carmensita]

[Shaddam IV]

TO PUMP YOURSELF UP THE NIGHT BEFORE, YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH EPISODES 1 and 2 THE NIGHT BEFORE, THEN 4-6 WHEN YOU GET HOME, JUST TO COMPLETE THE EXPERIENCE.

YOU WILL NOTE SEVERAL DISCREPANCIES, WHICH YOU WILL POST ON INTERNET BOARDS ABOUT

[Shaddam IV]

AS SOON AS THE MOVIE IS OVER, YOU'RE GOING TO RUN TO YOUR BASEMENT AND POST YOUR THOUGHTS, LIKE WATCHING STAR WARS FIRST IS SOME BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT

[TheLegacy]

three words: bootleg DVD sales

[Holly]

Oh the irony of you making this thread, lol.

But because I love you I won't say why.

[jollyperv]

Turn Off Your Fucking Caps Lock

[iFliPcEss]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kayyyyyyyyyyyy.