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I QUIT I can't work this way anymore.
I wake up early in the morning to get into the office alone and work without interruptions to find this over my desk:
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She put her hair up before grabbing your phone.. why?
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dude, lets get you out of those horrible conditions... that is bullshit.... here i'll talk to my boss at safeway... and lets try and get you a better job alright man?
dont worry.... we'll get through this
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I'd hit it so hard from behind
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I help you SUCCEED
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I would fuck her any way she wanted. Up in a tree that thrusts dangerously over the edge of a cliff. Recovering from the flu with a grocery bag over my head. Dressed in a lobster suit lying in muddy turf at midfield during halftime at the Superbowl.
I would fuck her like a ballet dancer, wrapping her legs around me just below my waist and thrusting as I twirled her in figure eights. Like an egoless saint with telepathic powers, I would channel angelic hymns to sweet spots she doesn't even know she has. Like a Fortune 500 CEO, I would fly her to Cancún for breakfast and let her ride me cowgirl-style in a bed full of hundred-dollar bills. I would fuck her any way, any time, under any circumstances. Only if she would let me, of course. But then I wouldn't want her merely to *let* me fuck her. I'd want her to want me to fuck her. I'd want her to want me voraciously and uninhibitedly, and not desperately or neurotically. I'd want her to lust for me without even being tempted to surrender any of her sovereignty. No power games ever. I hate power games (despite the fact that Catherine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin and company insist that hetero men know no other way to make love). And yes, I'd want her to love me--not just because I'm a long-distance runner of a fucker, and a lyrical Buddha of a fucker, and a magnanimous poised servant (not a sniveling infantile slave) of her passions--but because I'm all those things and I don't care that I'm all those things. That I'm accidentally those things. That as a side effect of my intense devotion to the project of cultivating her inner male and facilitating the sacred marriage of her inner male and inner female, I just happen to be a long-distance runner of a fucker, and a lyrical Buddha of a fucker, and a magnanimous poised servant (not a sniveling infantile slave) of her passions. |
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Hmmmmmmm............I would HIT IT!!!!!!!
Sweet how old is she? 19? |
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hey dude, where is her site ? if her site have ccbill i want to promote her..
and fuck her little ass after too if its possible... |
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post more pics goddamn it
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I need a beer
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Maybe she want's a raise?
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Sweet desk. Where did you get it?
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![]() she's innocent-looking, she got a sweet smile. im sure everyone here will melt over her perfect tan sexy body..not to mention she's already 18...
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Okay, can I have your job then? Kidding.
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Tap into MOBILE!
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Nickless nice chick bro
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ummmmmm okk
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Lifes a bitch, Send her over
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That can be very distracting
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what? no double anal shots?
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My desk looks really empty right now
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ewwwwwwwwwww
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life sucks
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I'd scat it!
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The Wonder Years!!! nice
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I would continue to hit it hard from behind
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I have that same notebook what mouse is that I need to get one like that?
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your going to make a lot of money on her site
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tell her to sit under the desk so you can work and once in a while you can ask her to give you a blowjob.
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nice shoot. any more pics?
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Can't be a very productive day for you. ;D
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