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#1 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
Posts: 20,295
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You guys wanna see my nutz?
LOL...I just started selling these babies check them out they're fucking hilarious.
![]() eros ![]() Edited to add...they hang from the back of your car http://www.awnutz.com [This message has been edited by eroswebmaster (edited 11-26-2001).] [This message has been edited by eroswebmaster (edited 11-26-2001).] |
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#2 |
There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere else
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Sweeeeet! Got any with hair?
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#3 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
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No but that would be great.
I've got them in black, pink, fleshtone, and blue...LOL..you know you gotta have the blue balls. eros ![]() ------------------ HEY CHECK OUT MY NUTZ! |
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#4 |
Hall Of Fame
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
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great for the christmas tree!
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#5 |
ol' timer
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Location: Seattle WA
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what do you mean they hang from the back of your car?
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#6 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
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They are called auto nutz.
You hang them from the back of your car and as you drive it looks like your car has nuts and they are swinging back and forth ![]() eros ------------------ HEY CHECK OUT MY NUTZ! |
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#7 |
Old Timer
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 12,208
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And that would be a good thing because..............?
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: san diego
Posts: 239
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haha, i seen a someone on ebay selling that business about 6 months or so ago.
Just curious, are you the one that bought it? ------------------ I want to pork myself |
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#9 |
Snow's Parole Officer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's
Posts: 1,161
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BLUE??? what are they SMURF nutz???
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#10 | |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
Posts: 20,295
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#11 |
Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг
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I am going to need a much larger sack of marbles. I need mine to almost drag the road. Although somebody will inevitably steal my balls. |
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#12 |
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 35
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I wanna pair!
Shane |
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#13 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Living Off The Grid
Posts: 3,022
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BIG BALLS
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Aus I'm rather upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all CHORUS: I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire CHORUS Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night CHORUS And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...Ball sucker |
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#14 |
bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a shack by the beach
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Hahaha, one of our guys has a purple set dangling from the back of his truck
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#15 | |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
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