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Old 02-24-2005, 11:49 PM   #1
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Joke for the late night crew

To help lighten the mood...

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Old 02-24-2005, 11:51 PM   #2
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Old 02-24-2005, 11:51 PM   #3
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Old, but still funny.
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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:24 AM   #4
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Old, but still funny.
Ah, only heard the the first time tonight. Gave me a chuckle.
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:26 AM   #5
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That is GREAT!!!!

I hate the LAPD
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:28 AM   #6
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:28 AM   #7
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Ah, only heard the the first time tonight. Gave me a chuckle.
Yeah, it was popular right after the Rodney King incident.
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I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:32 AM   #8
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