It's official! Pussy Season is now open!
Due to an extrodinarily high amount of pussy in the past few months we have decided to drop all take-home limits.
Whats this mean to you?
1 - Daily Hot Bitch bag limit has been increased to 8!
2 - Bars will stay open until 5am coast to coast.
3 - Drinks will be served with outrageous amounts of alchohol.
4 - Barry White & Marvin Gaye Will be pumped continously into all Elevators & Dental offices.
5 - People should now fuck under the misle toe.
6 - X-mas tree's shall have the ornaments replaced with profolactics.
Enjoy the Pussy Season & Remember...As SMokey THe Pimp Bear Says "ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT OUT YOUR CROTCH FIRE!"
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-- Digital Pimp Family --
Due to an extrodinarily high amount of pussy in the past few months we have decided to drop all take-home limits.
Whats this mean to you?
1 - Daily Hot Bitch bag limit has been increased to 8!
2 - Bars will stay open until 5am coast to coast.
3 - Drinks will be served with outrageous amounts of alchohol.
4 - Barry White & Marvin Gaye Will be pumped continously into all Elevators & Dental offices.
5 - People should now fuck under the misle toe.
6 - X-mas tree's shall have the ornaments replaced with profolactics.
Enjoy the Pussy Season & Remember...As SMokey THe Pimp Bear Says "ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT OUT YOUR CROTCH FIRE!"
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-- Digital Pimp Family --
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